why do i not believe this email

Expect an email once a week from this crush place asking you to come and get your hints. I keep fucking getting them. Who's my crush? If it's not Shakira or Bjork I don't fucking care.

My girlfriend admitted tonight that she'd shag Roddy idlewild if she got a chance. Which is quite distressing, cos I've always said he's the popstar I'd most like to go down the pub and have a beer and a chat with.

love box?

I met my wife due to one of those. Don't knock it. Admittedly she was a 38 year old trucker called Alan from Hull, but dammit she loves me.