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I got a blowjob while on a train. An old man went: "Do you think we dont know what you're doing?!". His eyes were furiously popping out of his head. My girlfriend kept going. We were 14 years old.

― Simon, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

that post would be so much better without the last two sentences.

― ethan, Thursday, 2 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"i have never" been so disgusted with reading a thread on ILE before.

― lady die, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

David and I fucked in a greyhound bathroom heading to see my father in Winnipeg. It was 3 am and we thought eveyone was asleep. They were , except for the driver who was amused. He approched us in the station the next morning and thanked for making his night more fun.

― anthony, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I bet he was rubbing the poke... Oh never mind.
I have never eaten a dog nor cat. I hope.

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

That made no sense.

― anthony, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

How is your nose this morning, He's-Not-Here? I think it quite suits you longer.

Mentioning the proper names of exes now we're on google = potential dud. ;)

― Tom, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hey, but isn't Tanya Roberts like, Sheena of the Jungle, Donna's mom, and a Bond girl to boot?

― Kim, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

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