Eh. You'd have to stand between the two cabinets for a year to get a dose higher than that of homes in Ramsar, Iran, which has a cancer incidence no higher than neighboring villages.
― The feminine side of (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link
it was more about the comical hijinks of disposal
and the return of the empty buckets
― mh, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link
On Bourbon Street, battle of Huge Ass Beers vs. Giant Ass Beer lands in New Orleans court
― moistly harmless (Sanpaku), Saturday, 2 March 2019 04:45 (five years ago) link
ugh, my bad
Son defends parents caught in college admissions scandal while smoking blunt
― mh, Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link
In her practice, Dr. Levine said, she regularly sees college freshmen who “have had to come home from Emory or Brown because they don’t have the minimal kinds of adult skills that one needs to be in college.”One came home because there was a rat in the dorm room. Some didn’t like their roommates. Others said it was too much work, and they had never learned independent study skills. One didn’t like to eat food with sauce. Her whole life, her parents had helped her avoid sauce, calling friends before going to their houses for dinner. At college, she didn’t know how to cope with the cafeteria options — covered in sauce.
One came home because there was a rat in the dorm room. Some didn’t like their roommates. Others said it was too much work, and they had never learned independent study skills. One didn’t like to eat food with sauce. Her whole life, her parents had helped her avoid sauce, calling friends before going to their houses for dinner. At college, she didn’t know how to cope with the cafeteria options — covered in sauce.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/16/style/snowplow-parenting-scandal.html
― mookieproof, Monday, 18 March 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link
taste's very strange
― moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link
At college, covered in sauce
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link
cafeteria food... with club sauce
― kinder, Monday, 18 March 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link
My son definitely doesn't like sauce on anything and it is very annoying. It looks like he's finally starting to get over it though now at age 10.
― silverfish, Monday, 18 March 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link
bigby's crushing declaration
1/ If Trump starts building his border wall, he can invoke something called a Declaration of Taking. It's like eminent domain on steroids. A court grants title to the land to the federal government. Bulldozers can roll the next day.— ProPublica (@ProPublica) March 25, 2019
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 March 2019 21:41 (five years ago) link
Declaration of Taking just sounds like something out of a D&D campaign.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 02:29 (five years ago) link
Bags of holding are pretty central to the ruleset.
― with Chew Guard™ technology (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 05:23 (five years ago) link
Taken 4: Declaration of Taking
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 14:12 (five years ago) link
somehow I've never noticed before that the first post in this 9-yr old thread is about Trump's Scottish golf course
― rob, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 15:47 (five years ago) link
life that looks like etc...
Now Tilda Swinton, who I don’t know and never heard of, has joined them.
Ivanka showing some her dad's takedown skills
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link
wonder if anyone ever heard from this Tilda character after this golf-related stance
― mh, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 16:02 (five years ago) link
not exactly right for this thread but my god this reads like a clickhole article, right down to the guy's bio. i kept waiting for the twist
https://www.androidpolice.com/2015/09/25/jbl-xtreme-and-flip-3-review-competition-destroyed/
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 April 2019 22:52 (five years ago) link
Rhino poacher trampled to death by elephant; remains eaten by lions
― Kardashev scale sex tape (Sanpaku), Sunday, 7 April 2019 03:42 (five years ago) link
Better than they deserve tbqh
― moose; squirrel (silby), Sunday, 7 April 2019 05:54 (five years ago) link
Haha, came to post that same story! How about this one:
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/apr/06/sentencing-their-dog-to-death-how-the-anti-vax-movement-spread-to-pets
"Sam Kovac can’t say for sure what prompted it, but in the past few weeks the Sydney veterinarian has been faced with the same alarming, beguiling question over and over: “Will this vaccination give my dog autism?”
(Article would be funnier if it didn't involve dummies doing the wrong thing for their poor pets)
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 April 2019 01:51 (five years ago) link
Cue Temple Grandin on the natural state of non-human mammals resembling human autism.
― Kardashev scale sex tape (Sanpaku), Monday, 8 April 2019 05:15 (five years ago) link
https://fox8.com/2019/04/11/florida-man-arrested-outside-olive-garden-after-eating-pasta-belligerently/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 15 April 2019 15:36 (five years ago) link
whither emily post?
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 15 April 2019 15:45 (five years ago) link
However, before being placed in handcuffs officers gave Padgett a paper towel so he could wipe the pasta off his face.
wipe privilege
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 15 April 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link
That's funny!
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 April 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link
https://www.hs.fi/ulkomaat/art-2000006096630.html
This is a Finnish newspaper, but the headline translates to:
The beluga whale Norway thought to be a Russian spy is in fact a therapy whale for children
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 12:32 (five years ago) link
lol
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 12:37 (five years ago) link
just you and meeat fudge banana swirljust you and mewe'll travel round the worldjust you and metherapy whale
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link
a former Netflix creative director just raised $1.6 million for a startup that sells "straight edge" water in tall boy cans and their tagline is "nothing's better than water at murdering your thirst"https://t.co/KJI6Dx0tWd pic.twitter.com/dXBva5A0uP— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) May 7, 2019
― gbx, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:35 (five years ago) link
I'd buy that.
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link
Is there an inverse for this thread? Because I was 100 percent sure this was actually a real article/quote.
John Bolton: ‘An Attack On Two Saudi Oil Tankers Is An Attack On All Americans’ https://t.co/Dgny7ss6pJ pic.twitter.com/nvxyCtNCVh— The Onion (@TheOnion) May 15, 2019
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link
hahaha i thought the same when i saw it just now
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 23:26 (five years ago) link
Looks like we've come full circle:
https://babylonbee.com
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 22:00 (five years ago) link
"I'm sorry, I know we're trying to worship the King of Kings here, but am I the only one around here who knows the difference between 'its' and 'it's'?" he said after shouting for the worship band to stop the song. "Does anyone else in this freaking church have any freaking idea where an apostrophe is supposed to go? ANYONE!?!?"
from one of the few non-abortion stories
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 13:45 (five years ago) link
the one about Jesus writing OWN THE LIBS in the sand was pretty good, I'll give 'em that.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 14:16 (five years ago) link
It's just the word "models," but this one made me go 'WTF does Kendall Jenner know?' for a second:
So Far, Models Are Predicting a Trump Victory in 2020
― dinnerboat, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7sj6GmWsAA30Ez.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 06:42 (five years ago) link
talk to transformer foreign policy
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 15:09 (five years ago) link
I hear a gram of American freedom costs you two family members
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 21:09 (five years ago) link
US energy department rebrands fossil fuels as 'molecules of freedom'
― despondently sipping tomato soup (Sanpaku), Thursday, 30 May 2019 01:21 (five years ago) link
Oh, shit, you beat me to this...
― despondently sipping tomato soup (Sanpaku), Thursday, 30 May 2019 01:22 (five years ago) link
EVERYTHING
― Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Thursday, 30 May 2019 01:26 (five years ago) link
This
Trump and Macron's symbolic friendship tree 'has died'
and this
Milo Yiannopoulos named marshal for 'Straight Pride' parade
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 10 June 2019 11:55 (five years ago) link
I think it's a sign of how ridiculous things have gotten that neither of those stories struck me as particularly absurd or onion-esque when I read about them earlier.
― Roz, Monday, 10 June 2019 14:28 (five years ago) link
Justin Bieber challenges Tom Cruise to a fight
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Monday, 10 June 2019 14:31 (five years ago) link
not gonna lie i would def pirate a pay-per-view stream of that match
― God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 June 2019 14:32 (five years ago) link
Fraser Anning candidate who is robot sex expert given Queen's birthday honour
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/jun/11/fraser-anning-candidate-given-queens-birthday-honour
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 07:48 (five years ago) link
"Eating giant crab legs for YouTube has made her a millionaire, she says."
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/11/style/youtube-mukbang-bloveslife-bethany-gaskin.html
― joygoat, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 15:33 (five years ago) link
For Trayce's story, some context: Fraser Anning is an Australian Nazi
― And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Friday, 14 June 2019 03:46 (five years ago) link