Brits - Who are you voting for in the European Elections?

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Perhaps they could cover the egg in faeces next time, just to stop the whole thing getting predictable?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link

unhappy fascist is unhappy

502 Bad Gateway (suzy), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Guy could have an egg allergy, that could've killed him.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:08 (fifteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/144/323865913_59723ae55c.jpg?v=0

Here's hoping he tries a fact-finding mission to Lithuania.

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm sure that Griffin understands that you need to break a few eggs to make an umlaut.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Prescott got egged in 2001. Labour then won two general elections. Coincidenceithinknot.

To be fair, Prescott's response was to punch the guy whereas Griffin is hiding under his KKK Weekly SS Gazette Daily Mail Grauniad like a reet ponce.

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Speaking to BBC News afterwards Mr Griffin alleged that the three main political parties were trying to prevent the BNP getting its message across by colluding with protesters who he said were mainly left-wing students.

LOL, idiot

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

To be fair the Tories do recruit a lot of members from SWSS.

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

John Major got egged in around 1994 as well I think. In the face.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link

But enough about Edwina Currie.

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Griffin is hiding under his KKK Weekly SS Gazette Daily Mail Grauniad like a reet ponce.

It is the Guardian probably. Griffin was making a speech whining about the bad press he is getting, poor old diddums.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Presumably the BNP have a policy to stop that happening.

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

^^ Those chaps prob not about to win two elections.

N1ck (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

People need to get inventive here. I'd like to see somebody play hugely amplified farting noises next time he tries to speak in public.

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

They shouldn't stop until he actually cries in public, looks like they got close here

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm all for a few eggs being thrown but not under any illusion that he will try and use this to his advantage. However the thought of seeing him like this...

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/nick-griffin-415x220.jpg

VS.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00570/pohle_1_570900a.jpg

...makes me inclined to encourage the egg throwers.

Old Ned 1962 Vinyl Edition (Ned Trifle II), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Get somebody to dress as a Klansman and follow him around all day.

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Same suit, same tie. Hopefully we won't see him for a week while that lot's in the cleaners.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Andrew Brons can loan him one of his old Nazi uniforms

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link

... but I imagine only on condition that he watches him to change into it

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, I guess we can tell newspapers sympathies tomorrow by whether they run the 'OMG, affront to democracy! Innocent fascist got egged' line, or the 'LOL, look at this' line.

dowd, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link

it would be awesome if Griffin became "that guy who gets egged every time he appears in public"

Am spreading this idea everywhere I can think of. Britain, we can do this.

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Am going to start carrying a dozen large free-range in my coat pocket from now on, just in case.

Bill A, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

In fact, there's surely a market for a tailor-made egg bandolier for this purpose?

Bill A, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Just heard about the Euro election results for Brighton. The Greens got 20,000 votes (a third of all votes cast) - 6,000 more than the Tories and Labour was third, quite some way behind that. Dunno how this would translate to a GE vote, but pretty O_O all the same.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link

More like Brongton.

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, I guess we can tell newspapers sympathies tomorrow by whether they run the 'OMG, affront to democracy! Innocent fascist got egged' line, or the 'LOL, look at this' line.

― dowd, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:33 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Not so. All the paps had the "lol" angle, but the letters page... (which is where you truly get the newspapers' sympathies: Hey, they get to pick the letters for publication with a "We didn't say it, he did" shrug)

Mark G, Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:29 (fifteen years ago) link

More like Brongton.

Least it's not Bronston, Yorkie folks.

Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Er, trust me: that is not how newspaper letters pages work at all. Indeed, quite often the letters chosen will be wildly at odds with the paper's editorial stance, in order to foster debate.

If you want to know what a paper thinks, it's astonishingly simple: read the leader column.

a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:33 (fifteen years ago) link

I trust you, grimly...

Mark G, Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Greens also won Norwich and Oxford.

A handy sortable list.

(May have been posted upthread, sorry).

Michael Jones, Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey good list. Tories got 51% of the vote in Gibraltar. Do they let the monkeys vote or something?

Enemy Insects (NickB), Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link

All the paps had the "lol" angle

Star had the inevitable "The Yolk's On You"

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Has anybody asked Nick Griffin what he thinks of all these Gurkhas coming over here, stealing our women and sleeping with our jobs?

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Didn't he say they were mercenaries and don't deserve anything?

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:45 (fifteen years ago) link

nah that was Gordon Brown

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:45 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I remember posting something along the lines of "they say "Labour want to allow half a million Gurkhas to settle here"" a short while ago.

Mark G, Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:46 (fifteen years ago) link

All the paps had the "lol" angle

Mentioned this on another thread already but the Express won with its front page photo caption of "Griffin was spattered with egg yolk. The BNP only accepts whites."

Not sure if it was intentional, though.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Didn't he say they were mercenaries and don't deserve anything?

Quail egg attack by Joanna Lumley is a must

Then in walked Barbara Castle with the Lady Eleanor (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Good luck Doncaster:

http://andys.org.uk/b/2009/06/08/a-whole-lot-of-nothing/

DavidM, Thursday, 11 June 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I would like to make love all night long to BBC Radio Sheffield's Toby Foster for that.

Westwood Ho (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2009 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link

lolz, don't know what this guy was expecting. toby foster runs the comedy night at my local back home. notorious quick-thinking wag.

caek, Thursday, 11 June 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Wonder if he is up for the craic crack?

http://img37.yfrog.com/img37/4229/65vs.jpg

James Mitchell, Sunday, 14 June 2009 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link

you laugh, but let me just get you something real quick

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 June 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link

look, it's cllr luke 'ming' flangan, shaking up the stuffy image of the west of ireland political scene

http://www.sdgi.ie/images/films/ming.jpg

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 June 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Luke 'Ming' Flanagan is an Irish politician and social campaigner. He began his political career running unsuccessfully as an independent candidate in the Galway West constituency in 1997, and went on to contest the Connaught Ulster constituency in the European elections of 1999 and the Longford-Roscommon constituency in the 2002 Dáil election.[1] On none of these occasions did he reach two per cent of the vote.[2]

He was viewed as a joke candidate, shaving his hair and styling his beard in the way of Ming the Merciless from the film Flash Gordon. His posters and other election material featured a cannabis leaf, and legalisation of the drug was one of his main policy platforms. He voiced uncompromising support for radical social and environmental issues, and displayed a knack for using the media, being featured in many newspapers and radio programmes who were attracted by his colourful appearance and strong rhetoric.

In 2001 he hit the headlines when he sent more than 200 cannabis cigarettes to politicians in the Oireachtas, one to each TD and senator, as part of his campaign to have cannabis legalised.[3][4]

He returned to his native Castlerea and contested the 2004 local elections, and was elected to Roscommon County Council,[5] topping the poll and getting elected on the first count, defeating sitting councilors John Murray and Danny Burke.[6] He was re-elected on the first count in June 2009, receiving 16.8% of 1st preference votes in his Castlerea electoral area, and exceeding the quota by 394 votes

U2 raped goat (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 June 2009 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link


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