LET 👏 ME 👏 DRINK 👏 THE 👏 MUMMY’S 👏 UNDERWEAR 👏 JUICE 👏
― he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he dmac (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 11:45 (five years ago) link
Peak Englishness has been reached.
pic.twitter.com/tdM4VUN1wM— Gary Lee Wadsworth (@Donny_Jpeg) March 2, 2019
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Saturday, 2 March 2019 14:25 (five years ago) link
WATCH THIS! Wayne Hussey in conversation with John Robb 'Wayne talks about the Mission and going to school with JK Rowling and how she may have based the Harry Potter character on him...! ' https://t.co/5Y1Pl7Xx1g https://t.co/5Y1Pl7Xx1g @mission_archive— membranes (@membranes1) March 8, 2019
― mark s, Friday, 8 March 2019 13:16 (five years ago) link
lol! but also tempered with memories of "there's two ppl I thought were complete dish cloths in my teenage years".
― calzino, Friday, 8 March 2019 13:20 (five years ago) link
dish cloth is rhyming slang for goth?
― kolarov spring (NickB), Friday, 8 March 2019 13:51 (five years ago) link
what's rhyming slang for grebo?
it's also a variation of blood-clarts! Remember the time Fields of Neph got busted for possessing self-raising flour?
― calzino, Friday, 8 March 2019 13:56 (five years ago) link
the mcdougalls homepride men of darkwave
― kolarov spring (NickB), Friday, 8 March 2019 14:12 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/wmPLVCz.jpg?1
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Sunday, 10 March 2019 10:11 (five years ago) link
x-posts to marks - love 'the lore and language of children'.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 11 March 2019 20:57 (five years ago) link
looooool that’s the UK for ya pic.twitter.com/JCnWdTMJ0v— scarface (@scarz99) March 12, 2019
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 15:04 (five years ago) link
Enraged man bashed seagull to death in front of kids after it knocked chips out of his hands https://t.co/h2DOjF9qwi— Raw Story (@RawStory) March 13, 2019
guy was Welsh but it happened in England so allowed on this thread I think
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link
then he bites seagull's head off and throws it spinning into the sky as it segues into a spaceship..
― calzino, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1oYj0WXgAAhcnI.jpg
― mark s, Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:02 (five years ago) link
kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss
― kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link
what's the update on these irrepressible josh merchants?
― calzino, Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link
They appeared in several episodes of the 2018 season of Benidorm, playing a pair of financial fraud investigation officers tailing transvestite hotel employee Les (Tim Healy).
― kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:18 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/c0HPLDU.png
― mark s, Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:23 (five years ago) link
same tbh
― kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:25 (five years ago) link
Hale and Pace continued their charity work with a 1992 stint as spokespersons for the National Egg Awareness Campaign.
great days, long gone now of course
― kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:39 (five years ago) link
au contraire - http://www.poultrynews.co.uk/business-politics/marketing/tom-daley-signed-up-to-promote-eggs-in-2019.html
― koogs, Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link
eggs are cancelled
― mark s, Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link
imagine spending a million quid to raise awareness of... eggs
not even the klf had that kind of vision
― kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtSstpkWYAQWAp2.jpg
― calzino, Thursday, 14 March 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link
yeah i dunno if sausagemakers should be encouraging consumers to think about the origins of their food tbh
― kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link
sausages are the unborn children of SHAI HULUD
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8c/a0/89/8ca08961a22deacba690a262b79a88a6.jpg
― mark s, Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link
(this picture oddly like the last one i posted)
one of my partners 40's/50's era great uncles was a maverick pisshead who ran an unsuccessful butchers business in Dewsbury and was an anti-egg crusader who went into rants about "balls of corruption" when customers asked: where are the eggs? But apparently it was letting customers run up huge tabs and forgetting about it after he'd had a skinful was what run his business to the ground!
― calzino, Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link
"balls of corruption" feels like the edgy slogan world egg day needs in our dark-yearning times tbh
― mark s, Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:17 (five years ago) link
Rejected Temptations song title.
― nickn, Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:32 (five years ago) link
Unexploded WW2 bomb at Chris Grayling's 'no-deal Brexit lorry park' airport - peak Britain reached— Ross Kempsell (@rosskempsell) March 14, 2019
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 March 2019 21:12 (five years ago) link
The most perfect thing to ever happen in Leicester @bt_uk pic.twitter.com/QlSvwITMKh— Clippy from Tekken (@weikiemon) March 15, 2019
― nashwan, Saturday, 16 March 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link
cursed images: let's get together and pin down the aesthetic!
― closed beta (NotEnough), Sunday, 17 March 2019 10:40 (five years ago) link
Chip shop curry sauce flavoured Cheddar cheese is a thing apparently. https://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/chip-shop-curry-cheddar-cheese-home-bargains-1-3202350
― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 23 March 2019 16:02 (five years ago) link
http://www.windyridgecheese.co.uk/cheddar-cheese-chip-shop-curry
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 23 March 2019 16:05 (five years ago) link
When I opened the seagull killer story it came with an ad featuring blue passports.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 25 March 2019 08:19 (five years ago) link
H̖̭̪̰E̼̮͚̪͓̙̘ ̳͠C͔̖̦̙̭̗͞O̟̝̞̪͕̮ME̻͈̩̪̹̞͠ͅS̖͍͘
https://i.ibb.co/mGzB2CK/blobbybath.jpg
https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester-news/mr-blobby-caught-spying-woman-2658018
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 28 March 2019 09:57 (five years ago) link
All credit to the busker in this shopping centre, an ambulance crew have showed up for someone who's collapsed and he's still hard at it banging out "Valerie" as they're helping her into the back— Dan Davies (@dsquareddigest) March 29, 2019
― soref, Friday, 29 March 2019 21:30 (five years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/mar/30/eurostar-trains-cancelled-as-man-spends-night-on-st-pancras-station-roof-with-st-georges-flag
Thousands of passengers have had their travel plans thrown into chaos after Eurostar cancelled all services to and from St Pancras when a man brandishing a St George’s flag was caught trespassing on the station’s roof. The 44-year-old spent the night on the roof of the central London station, bringing Eurostar services to a halt before he was arrested by police on Saturday morning.Eurostar was forced to cancel at least eight trains, sparking disruption for the weekend getaway, due to the man being in “a precarious position”. An image showed the man standing in the middle of the station’s roof clutching the flag as police looked on.
Eurostar was forced to cancel at least eight trains, sparking disruption for the weekend getaway, due to the man being in “a precarious position”. An image showed the man standing in the middle of the station’s roof clutching the flag as police looked on.
Taking back control...of the Eurostar timetable!
― Zeuhl Idol (Matt #2), Saturday, 30 March 2019 10:26 (five years ago) link
anyone who wants to go in or out of France is obviously a traitor so
― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 March 2019 10:46 (five years ago) link
apart from the posher end of the fash with blatantly French surnames.
― calzino, Saturday, 30 March 2019 10:58 (five years ago) link
https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2019/03/29/09/StefanRousseau2803-4.jpg?width=1368&height=912&fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=70
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:30 (five years ago) link
Real Transylvania
― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 April 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link
wait was that a low-key norman yoke gag?
*applayd*
― mark s, Monday, 1 April 2019 16:57 (five years ago) link
i mean applause i am listening to hawkwind and not really in control
― mark s, Monday, 1 April 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link
God, it gets worse. pic.twitter.com/1JGTUL4Iiz— Andy (@alreadytaken74) March 31, 2019
― ogmor, Monday, 1 April 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link
i must've unwittingly strayed in to a perilous demographic cos all of a sudden half the adverts i get through social media are for clarks' polyveldts and the like ('beefburger shoes' as my wife would have it). not even sure who wears them these days apart from my dad. what are the main cultural vectors for these things? who would be the archetypal Polyveldt Man? years ago it would've been strictly geography teachers, but i'm guessing they're rocking the centrist dad classic trainers these days
― kolarov spring (NickB), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:49 (five years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/36SgvOOd9E— Patrick Doherty (@gwladyrepresent) April 4, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 April 2019 16:57 (five years ago) link
https://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/news/grimsby-news/christopher-dearlove-alert-nhs-hospitals-2730992
― calzino, Sunday, 7 April 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link
NHS staff have been sent a warning letter about 63-year-old Christopher Dearlove by its Counter Fraud Service, telling them to ring 999 immediately if they see the man, who also goes by the names Gary Wainwright, Gary Lampard, Gary Ryan and Gary Fowler.
I think I signed him once on FM '07.
― calzino, Sunday, 7 April 2019 19:18 (five years ago) link