take a drink every time you are not currently drinking
works for me
― i'm a shop btw (jeff), Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link
She could name Supreme Court cases from the Charles Evan Hughes era.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link
The flute footage seemed like an outtake from Carrie, I kept waiting for the bucket of blood to fall on her head.
― Nicole, Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Her favourite artist...James Galway.
― jane hussein lane (suzy), Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:28 (fifteen years ago) link
hey so has this been posted? because it definitely needs to be.
― flyover statesman (will), Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link
shd automatically disqualify anyone from national office, xp
― gabbneb, Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
This Thursday! A debate for the ages! Two contestants, one vice presidency! Who will earn the honor of succeeding Dick Cheney?
In the blue corner Joe “I take the train home” Biden. In the red corner Sarah “I can see Russia from my house” Palin.
Blue Team Rules
* For every mention of Scranton, Pennsylvania: Take a sip. * When Biden begins the “I take the train home everyday story” being drinking. Don’t stop ‘till he finishes. * When Biden questions Palin’s inexperience: Drink something you’ve never had before * When Biden makes an obvious gaffe: Spill your neighbor’s drink * When Biden uses X words when Y will do: Drink X-Y seconds * When Biden patronizes or self identifies with the working class: Down some brew (Bonus points if you use Miller Highlife) * When Biden lambastes Washington Insiders: Make a toast to his 35 years of experience in the United States Senate
The Joe Biden checklist. If he mentions all of the following, finish your drinks: Blue Collar, Golden Parachute, Little Guy, Washington Insider, Working Class, Clean
Red Team Rules
* Every time Palin cites Alaska’s proximity to Russia as “foreign policy experience”: Take a shot of vodka * When Palin claims she said “Thanks but no thanks” to the Bridge to Nowhere: Demand a new drink from your hosts, say “thanks but no thanks,” and then when no one’s looking, take it anyway, then claim you never wanted it. * When Palin recounts putting the governor’s jet on eBay: Auction off a beer to your friends * When Palin insists that governing a small town in Alaska is in fact experience: Give your friend a shot glass of beer when he/she asks for a pint and insist it’s the same thing. * When Palin points out that Biden thought Obama was too inexperienced for the job: Finish your drink and say, “Oh Snap!” If you’re a democrat, follow this by crying. * When Palin claims that Washington’s problems can be solved by small town know how and common sense: Drink a Labatt Blue as you read up on how to become a Canadian citizen. * When Palin talks about being the most popular governor in the country: Go to a room by yourself, realize you’re the most popular person in the room, then finish your drink.
The Sarah Palin checklist. If she mentions all of the following, finish your drinks: Bush Doctrine, Snow Machine, Moose, Lipstick, Hockey Mom, Family Values
via http://www.lifelovepursuit.com/post/52761499/tonights-vp-drinking-game
― STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link
http://media.tumblr.com/Qq0q0yXilekzakwfuuoJyZkno1_500.png
― STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link
alternative drinking game rules (think this might already be posted)
http://media.tumblr.com/gC7Usffu3ekdw0gwksHz6vrWo1_500.jpg
― STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:52 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^^ jeff otm; this isn't rocket science, people! [/ally]
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link
see, i dont see the red team drinking very much in that scenario xxxp
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link
where is joe biden bingo
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Ha, I like "remembers talking point in mid-sentence" -- doing this for Palin would get you messed up for sure.
― nabisco, Thursday, 2 October 2008 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link
e.g., her bailout answer, which with light-bulb noises kinda goes:
But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Um, helping BING oh, it's got to be all about job creation, too. Shoring up our economy, and putting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and BING reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions, and tax relief for Americans, and BING trade -- we have got to see trade as opportunity, not as, uh, uh, competitive, um, scary thing, but one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today. We've, we’ve got to look at that as more opportunity. All of those things under the umbrella of job creation.
― nabisco, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh and MOOSE, those are a big problem facing a lot of the Americans I talk to, and, you know, SNOW-MACHINES, we have to ask ourselves are our snowmachines affordable
― nabisco, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:02 (fifteen years ago) link
has the person who wrote that drinking game actually had fun drinking, ever? complicated rules don't work. stupid shit that can't actually be done, or that would get you slapped doesn't work. the only thing that works is drinking. focus people
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link
"folks" - drink"ahmadinejad" - drink"surge" - drink"700" - drink"aisle" - drinkanecdote about regular person met on campaign trail - three drinks
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/2008/10/scoring_the_debate_1.cfm
― caek, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link
"trickle" - drinkpalin thanks ifill for asking the question (thanks elmo!) - drinkpalin uses lack of "another 9/11" as evidence that republicans have been good for national security - drinkbiden praises mccain's military service - three drinks
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:12 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe this is getting too complicated - scratch above and replace with
"trickle" - drink"another 9/11" - drink"served" - drink
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link
"the" - drink
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Anyone know who the two dopes were on Lou Dobbs' show claiming Palin will win (or SHOCK FOLKS with her performance at) the debate?
― David R., Friday, 3 October 2008 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link
i think im gonna stick with:palin thanks ifill for asking the question (thanks elmo!) - drinkpalin remembers talking point in mid-sentence - drinkbiden audibly laughs at palin - drinkscranton - drink (this one really just to make sure i dont come out of the debate sober)
― Fetchboy, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I think The Best Political Team On TV And Hey Don't Forget Assholes already started playing the drinking game!
― David R., Friday, 3 October 2008 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link
ooh, i also likeevery time Palin starts a sentence with "Ya know"
― Fetchboy, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Will Palin bring her guitar?
http://www.proteinpower.com/drmike/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/deliverance.JPG
― Pillbox, Friday, 3 October 2008 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Haley Barbour pre-debate chat with KCouric: "Obama is clearly articulate and well-spoken..." no less than 4 times. Dear lord.
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Well, I have my Blue Peters pre-rolled, bringing new meaning to fired up and ready to go...
― jane hussein lane (suzy), Friday, 3 October 2008 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link
In 1982, Barbour was the Republican candidate for United States Senate but lost to incumbent Democrat John C. Stennis.[4]
During this failed bid for Senator a controversy arose at a campaigning stump. According to The New York Times, in the presence of the press an aide was complaining to Barbour that "coons" were going to be at a campaign stop at the state fair. Barbour warned the aide, in front of reporters, that if the aide persisted in racist remarks, he would be "reincarnated as a watermelon and placed at the mercy of blacks."[5]
― ▒▒▓▓████▓▓▒▒▓▓████▓▓▒▒▓▓████▓▓▒▒▓▓████▓▓▒▒▓▓████▓▓▒▒ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:00 (fifteen years ago) link
let's do this
― Doghouse O RLY (G00blar), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Brokaw notes Palin's "puckish sense of humor."
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link
"can I call you Joe?"
― Doghouse O RLY (G00blar), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
"can I call you joe?" drink!
― STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
very thankful
― stet, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
"Can I call you Joe?"
!!!!!!!
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
oh yeah, biden gets in the first thank you
― i've got a bracelet too (jessie monster), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link
this is all very chummy so far
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Biden didn't insist on "Mr. Biden"
+1
― Doghouse O RLY (G00blar), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link
all she has to do is get out a complete sentence here to exceed expectations, right?
― stet, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link
No, call me Herr Oberkommander Biden
― Drew Daniel, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link
nice solid, steady answer from joe here
actually... stringing sentences together
― STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
"privilege"
dook dook dook
― I'm the wire monkey, not the soft monkey (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
SOCCER.
DRINK.
BETCHA.
― i've got a bracelet too (jessie monster), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
is thu economy a smiley face or a frowny face?
― stet, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
"I'll BETcha"
― Doghouse O RLY (G00blar), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link
SOCCER GAME
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
That voice! Cheese-grater on expanded polystyrene!
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
she's doing the obama thing of looking at the camera!
― STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Friday, 3 October 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
welcome to hell! :-D
― Mackro Mackro, Friday, 3 October 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
deer headlights