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Ooof, what the hell are they doing? https://t.co/Qa9FBcRd5x pic.twitter.com/c8jS25kkhX— Michael T Sweeney (@mtsw) March 8, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 9 March 2019 00:09 (five years ago) link
this is some shit right here https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2019-03-13/when-elon-musk-tried-to-destroy-tesla-whistleblower-martin-tripp
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link
glad someone's following up on that Tripp dude
when the initial articles about the battery factory shenanigans came out my friend and I started joking with a guy we know who got a tesla
"so did they stab holes in the lithium battery before it left the factory, or just throw it around a little? get the patch that causes spontaneous bursts of flame yet?"
― mh, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link
Elon Musk but with Elizabeth Holmes' eyes pic.twitter.com/wpaJFTW6Zm— Rob Beschizza (@Beschizza) March 22, 2019
― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 March 2019 06:19 (five years ago) link
laughing out loud at these Virginia transportation officials trying their best not to say "what the fuck was that" re: Elon Musk's car tube pic.twitter.com/V6En63P2fu— snarkifesto (@lib_crusher) March 22, 2019
― lag∞n, Sunday, 24 March 2019 03:57 (five years ago) link
It’s a tough job when you’ve got a government contract to send a mannequin smoking a huge doobie to space but somebody’s gotta do it― calstars, Saturday, March 2, 2019 11:02 AM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― calstars, Saturday, March 2, 2019 11:02 AM (three weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I know I'm a month late but new board description please
― flappy bird, Thursday, 28 March 2019 05:00 (five years ago) link
I have a major deadline on April 1 so it is very concerning to find out it already arrived
https://www.thefader.com/2019/03/31/elon-musk-soundcloud-rapper-rip-harambe
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link
this is the most epic moment in Martin Shrekli's life and he's in jail for it
― frogbs, Monday, 1 April 2019 13:51 (five years ago) link
are we to assume that musk's recent personal and professional meltdowns are because he spent the better part of the last three years devoted all his time and energy to a two-minute ode to a meme
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 1 April 2019 13:59 (five years ago) link
lmao that Elon is reliving his teen shitposting years that were taken away from him, Michael Jackson style
― frogbs, Monday, 1 April 2019 14:01 (five years ago) link
Promise kept: https://www.theverge.com/2019/2/28/18245165/tesla-model-3-price-lower-cost-elon-musk-news― DJI, Friday, 1 March 2019 00:34 (one month ago) Permalinkwell... i mean the promise hasnt been kept until the cars have actually been delivered. at the moment this is just another announcement.― just sayin, Friday, 1 March 2019 00:47 (one month ago) Permalinkhe also accepted pre-orders for the self-driving option... which hasnt happened― just sayin, Friday, 1 March 2019 00:47 (one month ago) PermalinkI can't figure out who does more goalpost-moving, Musk, or the people in this thread.― DJI, Friday, 1 March 2019 00:51 (one month ago) Permalink
― DJI, Friday, 1 March 2019 00:34 (one month ago) Permalink
well... i mean the promise hasnt been kept until the cars have actually been delivered. at the moment this is just another announcement.
― just sayin, Friday, 1 March 2019 00:47 (one month ago) Permalink
he also accepted pre-orders for the self-driving option... which hasnt happened
I can't figure out who does more goalpost-moving, Musk, or the people in this thread.
― DJI, Friday, 1 March 2019 00:51 (one month ago) Permalink
https://electrek.co/2019/04/04/tesla-model-3-base-doesnt-exist/
― just sayin, Sunday, 7 April 2019 22:26 (five years ago) link
Entertaining, insightful @latimes story on Elon Musk’s army of short-sellers, who are convinced he’s a fraud and Tesla is a house of cards — and aren’t afraid to tweet about it. https://t.co/YzpE31sU0x $TslaQ— Laura J. Nelson 🦅 (@laura_nelson) April 8, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 April 2019 15:29 (five years ago) link
there will never be a $35k tesla.
https://www.tesla.com/blog/update-our-vehicle-lineup
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 April 2019 03:29 (five years ago) link
Sounds like you can have one but only if you go on a quest to a Tesla store and do battle with the Tesla sales team who will do eevrything they can to talk you out of making them take a loss on it.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 12 April 2019 04:03 (five years ago) link
A software-limited car model is an absurdity, who is that for
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Friday, 12 April 2019 04:14 (five years ago) link
if you think about it, the software in a lot of cars could do a lot more things, just not very well or safely
― mh, Friday, 12 April 2019 12:43 (five years ago) link
you get heated seats if you preorder at GameStop
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 12 April 2019 12:59 (five years ago) link
omg lol
― mh, Friday, 12 April 2019 13:01 (five years ago) link
unlock a classic aftermarket pioneer stereo skin for your display if you die during autopilot
― Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 12 April 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link
A software-limited car model is an absurdity, who is that forI’m mildly terrified whenever I’m in a car with software
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link
I've got bad news for you
― mh, Friday, 12 April 2019 18:09 (five years ago) link
my last car was made in 1994 and I walk a lot
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Friday, 12 April 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link
lol
― lag∞n, Friday, 12 April 2019 20:14 (five years ago) link
i’m no pedant, sure, that works
― mh, Friday, 12 April 2019 22:58 (five years ago) link
I'm with sic here. Our car barely has an engine, let alone software.
― And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Saturday, 13 April 2019 00:49 (five years ago) link
even the odometer was still mechanical in mine, though I’ll admit I did get into it with a mobile phone in my bag
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Saturday, 13 April 2019 02:09 (five years ago) link
Lol what a cunt
So the Boring company loop can take as many passengers in A DAY as ONE Victoria Line tube train can take every 100 secondsPlease stop Elon Musk - take away his weed. Please. https://t.co/5Pmmrjln7r— marcus (@marcusjdl) April 18, 2019
― gyac, Thursday, 18 April 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link
not his weed that needs taken away from him. this is coke hubris with a budget
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 18 April 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link
its his life that shd be taken away, the movement starts here to execute elon musk #executeelonmusk
― lag∞n, Thursday, 18 April 2019 18:58 (five years ago) link
trisect him midair, each part landing squarely on a target below
― Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 April 2019 19:42 (five years ago) link
tie him up in a tesla. turn on autopilot. direct the tesla toward the super aggro crag. mike o malley commentary throughout.
― Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 April 2019 19:45 (five years ago) link
pay ricky for a "service" on paypal.
― Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 April 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link
(the service is the execution)
caught his press conference on autotaxis (don't ask why) and its the first time I've ever heard him speak...he is a remarkably poor public speaker, coming off like someone who's been awake for 72 hours
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link
the hatred of lidar is interesting. the dismissal seems too convenient, but I don't know enough to say it's certainly wrong?
― dreamcoat (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:42 (five years ago) link
he... probably has been awake for 72 hours.I wonder how much short selling is predicated on his behavior raising the probability he is going to die soon.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:54 (five years ago) link
We should be so lucky
― milkshake chuk (wins), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link
if he dies Tesla stock would probably shoot way up
― frogbs, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 19:03 (five years ago) link
I don't think that's true? The whole company's a cult of personality thing
― just sayin, Thursday, 25 April 2019 01:54 (five years ago) link
the hatred of lidar is interesting. the dismissal seems too convenient, but I don't know enough to say it's certainly wrong?― dreamcoat (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, April 24, 2019 2:42 PM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― dreamcoat (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, April 24, 2019 2:42 PM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'm not familiar with musk's angle on lidar, but in general everyone who says they can do it without lidar has changed their mind (and moved their money) after trying
🚘🚖 Scoop(s): Layoffs at $INTL self-driving vehicle unit. Also, @Mobileye, once an anti-lidar firm, quietly bought a lidar-related company. https://t.co/ldZA2CIN0Q by @aatilley— Amir Efrati (@amir) April 25, 2019
see https://arstechnica.com/cars/2018/05/intels-mobileye-wants-to-dominate-driverless-cars-but-theres-a-problem/ for more on that
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 April 2019 03:24 (five years ago) link
i've kinda only been skimming the thread lately and when i saw "the hatred of lidar" i assumed that "Lidar" had to be the name of some rival monstrous tech personality
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 25 April 2019 03:33 (five years ago) link
Try to spot the two quarters where the entire legal and accounting teams resigned. $TSLA pic.twitter.com/vwZXWV69X0— "Elon Says" (@ElonBachman) April 24, 2019
― just sayin, Thursday, 25 April 2019 04:26 (five years ago) link
Elon's evil cousin who keeps trying to sabotage him, Lidar Musk
― mh, Thursday, 25 April 2019 13:56 (five years ago) link
losing 800 dollars a month isn't really a lot though.
― koogs, Thursday, 25 April 2019 14:05 (five years ago) link
Ha.
Though I do like the idea of Tesla profits scaled down for, say, Elon's Lawn Service.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 April 2019 14:11 (five years ago) link
"Episode X: The Hatred of Lidar"
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 25 April 2019 14:36 (five years ago) link
in star wars, they'd use fodar
― dreamcoat (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 April 2019 16:30 (five years ago) link
kylo and rey have a thing they call fodar love
― dreamcoat (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 25 April 2019 16:39 (five years ago) link
I finally got short a little bit of TSLA today (through a put, the shares aren’t possible to borrow) just for shits and giggles.
― o. nate, Friday, 26 April 2019 18:27 (five years ago) link
hope you got in at the open!
― camp pendleton subway yelp review (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 April 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link