Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

mmmmm fondue

Shearer firmly of the opinion that if anyone is to physically attack a player on a football pitch it should be another player.

reminds me of when he claimed that Neil Lennon had deliberately headbutted his foot

He's very much in favour of stamping ... out fans attacking players on the pitch.

I wonder which of the the premiership era old guard trash will be the first to be outed as a secret pal of Tommy Robinson. There is deffo a strong crypto-fash malevolence bubbling away in Souness.

sutton

collymore will form his own breakaway and be eaten

Sutton once said on 5 live he approved of the "ooh jeremy corbyn" chant. So maybe just an anti-semite.

likeliest

can't believe we're ignoring the elephant in the Burnley room

Arlo white commentating on US TV yesterday, voice quivering “it is a blight on the game and IT MUST STOP” you jerkoff, everyone watching is a continent away what are we gonna do? *hits mute*

we should poll our fave blights on the game tbh

Diamond blights.

...it's the money [/DJ Shadow]

That's my favourite blight to be clear, not doing a Telegraph op ed

Bright blights, Man City

lol what more could you do? Fucking start amputating legs?

― calzino, Monday, March 11, 2019 6:37 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In the US and Canada, you can be fined and most likely you will spend a night in prison. Is it the case in the UK?

The Brummie puncher will possibly get jail time for assault, but running on a pitch for non-violent purposes is hilarious and should never be criminalised imo

he's got 14 weeks jail time for that little adventure.

That was quick

He'd already been convicted in the Court of Public Opinion, Hanging Judge Lord Shearer.

P Neville showed up in court and did a powerpoint presentation showing there is a direct correlation between pitch invaders that whack footballers and paedophiles.

I think he had the Knife Crime Epidemic Caused by Sadiq Khan in mind tbf.

mostly just listening to Karlan Grant getting a brace at West Ham's ridiculous oversized shit ground on the wireless today. Good tonic for my cold.

3-1 up and we fucked it up!

wtf happened there, popped out to Morrisons and the Little Pea has only gone and won it.

Siewart currently has a squad of 15 fit players to choose from and some of them aren't even frozen petite pois and they are so unused to being in winning positions there's always one dozy bastard that will switch off. I think it was Mounie for one of them.

Good lord the look of embarrassment on Babel's face. Like he was ashamed to have scored that.

Fulham's goalie is a clown

That Babel goal was very MLS-esque. Lol

P sure Babel was just ashamed of his hair colour.

Everton doing God’s work atm.

It would be very nice if they could find it in their hearts to turn in a similar performance against Arsenal next month.

No it wouldn't

Solskjaer officially in

im unconvinced by a 3 yr deal show of intent.

tho tbh with the end of the season i suspect spurs will have poch may well be looking at any club likely to back him half decently

we still haven't reached the end of Moyesy's original contract lol

jesus, great stat

Wins games, keeps the fans happy, probably much cheaper than any other feasible alternative. Can't blame them really.

the timing is a bit odd

like why now, after two losses in a row and in the international break?

I don't disagree with the appointment, but it doesn't exactly scream "we have a well thought out plan for the future"

if they follow through on the long-running threats to get in a Director of Football then I might start to believe that things at the club will change long term (but you'd think they'd want a say in any managerial appointments so...)

gives him a boost?

they could have just gotten him a nice card

thats what levy wouldve done

birthday cake always nice

I'll give him till December

harsh, his birthday isnt til feb again

lol suck it Colin

All in football I have to live for is Cardiff going down and L**ds choking promotion atm. Oh yeah and the possibility of becoming a season ticket holder again after all the autograph hunters have fucked off!

I love how Cardiff fans were ready to built a monument for plane crash ledge, and then the club is like: fucked if we are paying for a corpse.

wtf are u allowed to cross it like that

somebody check, but i dont think youre allowed to cross it like that

i mean we'd have prepared if we'd known you could cross it in and score unmarked, otherwise why teams would have been doing it all season against us and our genius manager wouldve yknow sorted it out pronto