Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

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...it's the money [/DJ Shadow]

Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 March 2019 14:31 (five years ago) link

That's my favourite blight to be clear, not doing a Telegraph op ed

Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 March 2019 14:33 (five years ago) link

Bright blights, Man City

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 11 March 2019 14:34 (five years ago) link

lol what more could you do? Fucking start amputating legs?

― calzino, Monday, March 11, 2019 6:37 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In the US and Canada, you can be fined and most likely you will spend a night in prison. Is it the case in the UK?

Van Horn Street, Monday, 11 March 2019 17:17 (five years ago) link

The Brummie puncher will possibly get jail time for assault, but running on a pitch for non-violent purposes is hilarious and should never be criminalised imo

Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 March 2019 17:20 (five years ago) link

he's got 14 weeks jail time for that little adventure.

calzino, Monday, 11 March 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link

That was quick

Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 March 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link

He'd already been convicted in the Court of Public Opinion, Hanging Judge Lord Shearer.

The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link

P Neville showed up in court and did a powerpoint presentation showing there is a direct correlation between pitch invaders that whack footballers and paedophiles.

calzino, Monday, 11 March 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link

I think he had the Knife Crime Epidemic Caused by Sadiq Khan in mind tbf.

The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link

mostly just listening to Karlan Grant getting a brace at West Ham's ridiculous oversized shit ground on the wireless today. Good tonic for my cold.

calzino, Saturday, 16 March 2019 16:24 (five years ago) link

3-1 up and we fucked it up!

calzino, Saturday, 16 March 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link

wtf happened there, popped out to Morrisons and the Little Pea has only gone and won it.

Bielsa, Bub (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 March 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link

Siewart currently has a squad of 15 fit players to choose from and some of them aren't even frozen petite pois and they are so unused to being in winning positions there's always one dozy bastard that will switch off. I think it was Mounie for one of them.

calzino, Saturday, 16 March 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link

Good lord the look of embarrassment on Babel's face. Like he was ashamed to have scored that.

Matt DC, Sunday, 17 March 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link

Fulham's goalie is a clown

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 March 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link

That Babel goal was very MLS-esque. Lol

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 March 2019 15:54 (five years ago) link

P sure Babel was just ashamed of his hair colour.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 March 2019 15:55 (five years ago) link

Everton doing God’s work atm.

ShariVari, Sunday, 17 March 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link

It would be very nice if they could find it in their hearts to turn in a similar performance against Arsenal next month.

Matt DC, Sunday, 17 March 2019 18:29 (five years ago) link

No it wouldn't

Ward Fowler, Sunday, 17 March 2019 20:20 (five years ago) link

Solskjaer officially in

Number None, Thursday, 28 March 2019 09:39 (five years ago) link

im unconvinced by a 3 yr deal show of intent.

tho tbh with the end of the season i suspect spurs will have poch may well be looking at any club likely to back him half decently

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 March 2019 09:43 (five years ago) link

we still haven't reached the end of Moyesy's original contract lol

Number None, Thursday, 28 March 2019 09:46 (five years ago) link

jesus, great stat

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 March 2019 09:52 (five years ago) link

Wins games, keeps the fans happy, probably much cheaper than any other feasible alternative. Can't blame them really.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 March 2019 09:57 (five years ago) link

the timing is a bit odd

like why now, after two losses in a row and in the international break?

I don't disagree with the appointment, but it doesn't exactly scream "we have a well thought out plan for the future"

if they follow through on the long-running threats to get in a Director of Football then I might start to believe that things at the club will change long term (but you'd think they'd want a say in any managerial appointments so...)

Number None, Thursday, 28 March 2019 10:06 (five years ago) link

gives him a boost?

ogmor, Thursday, 28 March 2019 10:14 (five years ago) link

they could have just gotten him a nice card

Number None, Thursday, 28 March 2019 10:18 (five years ago) link

thats what levy wouldve done

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 March 2019 10:27 (five years ago) link

birthday cake always nice

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 March 2019 10:27 (five years ago) link

I'll give him till December

The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 March 2019 12:30 (five years ago) link

harsh, his birthday isnt til feb again

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 March 2019 12:40 (five years ago) link

lol suck it Colin

The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:03 (five years ago) link

All in football I have to live for is Cardiff going down and L**ds choking promotion atm. Oh yeah and the possibility of becoming a season ticket holder again after all the autograph hunters have fucked off!

calzino, Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:06 (five years ago) link

I love how Cardiff fans were ready to built a monument for plane crash ledge, and then the club is like: fucked if we are paying for a corpse.

calzino, Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:07 (five years ago) link

wtf are u allowed to cross it like that

somebody check, but i dont think youre allowed to cross it like that

i mean we'd have prepared if we'd known you could cross it in and score unmarked, otherwise why teams would have been doing it all season against us and our genius manager wouldve yknow sorted it out pronto

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link

lol dele alli is playing

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link

league still on

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link

balls

gbx, Sunday, 31 March 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link

dont worry

we'll give it to ye under no pressure and will concede on the counter at the back post

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link

what am i missing here but salah is a mile offside there?

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link

lloris an actual disgrace tho

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link

cunts

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link

Never has an o.g. been more just

or something, Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link

LLoris pretty much at Robinson-circa-2007 levels of liable ineptitude at this point and most of what's in front of him isn't much better

Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link

instinctively wanted to argue that point but thinking of how much less he has to do and jesus thats possibly otm

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link

can anyone confirm did rose play salah on or was he a few feet off

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link

Salah was way onside, not even marginal.

Stevie T, Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:14 (five years ago) link

Yup

Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:44 (five years ago) link


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