The Brummie puncher will possibly get jail time for assault, but running on a pitch for non-violent purposes is hilarious and should never be criminalised imo
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 March 2019 17:20 (five years ago) link
he's got 14 weeks jail time for that little adventure.
― calzino, Monday, 11 March 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link
That was quick
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 March 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link
He'd already been convicted in the Court of Public Opinion, Hanging Judge Lord Shearer.
― The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link
P Neville showed up in court and did a powerpoint presentation showing there is a direct correlation between pitch invaders that whack footballers and paedophiles.
― calzino, Monday, 11 March 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link
I think he had the Knife Crime Epidemic Caused by Sadiq Khan in mind tbf.
― The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link
mostly just listening to Karlan Grant getting a brace at West Ham's ridiculous oversized shit ground on the wireless today. Good tonic for my cold.
― calzino, Saturday, 16 March 2019 16:24 (five years ago) link
3-1 up and we fucked it up!
― calzino, Saturday, 16 March 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link
wtf happened there, popped out to Morrisons and the Little Pea has only gone and won it.
― Bielsa, Bub (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 March 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link
Siewart currently has a squad of 15 fit players to choose from and some of them aren't even frozen petite pois and they are so unused to being in winning positions there's always one dozy bastard that will switch off. I think it was Mounie for one of them.
― calzino, Saturday, 16 March 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link
Good lord the look of embarrassment on Babel's face. Like he was ashamed to have scored that.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 17 March 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link
Fulham's goalie is a clown
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 March 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link
That Babel goal was very MLS-esque. Lol
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 March 2019 15:54 (five years ago) link
P sure Babel was just ashamed of his hair colour.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 March 2019 15:55 (five years ago) link
Everton doing God’s work atm.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 17 March 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link
It would be very nice if they could find it in their hearts to turn in a similar performance against Arsenal next month.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 17 March 2019 18:29 (five years ago) link
No it wouldn't
― Ward Fowler, Sunday, 17 March 2019 20:20 (five years ago) link
Solskjaer officially in
― Number None, Thursday, 28 March 2019 09:39 (five years ago) link
im unconvinced by a 3 yr deal show of intent.
tho tbh with the end of the season i suspect spurs will have poch may well be looking at any club likely to back him half decently
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 March 2019 09:43 (five years ago) link
we still haven't reached the end of Moyesy's original contract lol
― Number None, Thursday, 28 March 2019 09:46 (five years ago) link
jesus, great stat
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 March 2019 09:52 (five years ago) link
Wins games, keeps the fans happy, probably much cheaper than any other feasible alternative. Can't blame them really.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 28 March 2019 09:57 (five years ago) link
the timing is a bit odd
like why now, after two losses in a row and in the international break?
I don't disagree with the appointment, but it doesn't exactly scream "we have a well thought out plan for the future"
if they follow through on the long-running threats to get in a Director of Football then I might start to believe that things at the club will change long term (but you'd think they'd want a say in any managerial appointments so...)
― Number None, Thursday, 28 March 2019 10:06 (five years ago) link
gives him a boost?
― ogmor, Thursday, 28 March 2019 10:14 (five years ago) link
they could have just gotten him a nice card
― Number None, Thursday, 28 March 2019 10:18 (five years ago) link
thats what levy wouldve done
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 March 2019 10:27 (five years ago) link
birthday cake always nice
I'll give him till December
― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 28 March 2019 12:30 (five years ago) link
harsh, his birthday isnt til feb again
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 28 March 2019 12:40 (five years ago) link
lol suck it Colin
― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:03 (five years ago) link
All in football I have to live for is Cardiff going down and L**ds choking promotion atm. Oh yeah and the possibility of becoming a season ticket holder again after all the autograph hunters have fucked off!
― calzino, Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:06 (five years ago) link
I love how Cardiff fans were ready to built a monument for plane crash ledge, and then the club is like: fucked if we are paying for a corpse.
― calzino, Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:07 (five years ago) link
wtf are u allowed to cross it like that
somebody check, but i dont think youre allowed to cross it like that
i mean we'd have prepared if we'd known you could cross it in and score unmarked, otherwise why teams would have been doing it all season against us and our genius manager wouldve yknow sorted it out pronto
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link
lol dele alli is playing
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 15:56 (five years ago) link
league still on
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link
balls
― gbx, Sunday, 31 March 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link
dont worry
we'll give it to ye under no pressure and will concede on the counter at the back post
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link
what am i missing here but salah is a mile offside there?
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link
lloris an actual disgrace tho
cunts
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link
Never has an o.g. been more just
― or something, Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link
LLoris pretty much at Robinson-circa-2007 levels of liable ineptitude at this point and most of what's in front of him isn't much better
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link
instinctively wanted to argue that point but thinking of how much less he has to do and jesus thats possibly otm
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link
can anyone confirm did rose play salah on or was he a few feet off
Salah was way onside, not even marginal.
― Stevie T, Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:14 (five years ago) link
Yup
― Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Sunday, 31 March 2019 18:44 (five years ago) link
fair enough
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 March 2019 19:09 (five years ago) link
The sheer poxiness of the win today makes me feel the league is ours
― . (Michael B), Sunday, 31 March 2019 20:54 (five years ago) link
solskjaer's playing the reserves against city u realise
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Sunday, 31 March 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link
this is going to be like that time when if city won the last 5 games they'd pip team rodgers to the title, except it's like the last 13 games
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Sunday, 31 March 2019 20:57 (five years ago) link