BRITISHES - have you started stockpiling food and medicine yet?

i'm surprised i haven't started seeing "Go Bag" ads popping up in my Insta feed.

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"i used to roll the foil bag up like a toothpaste tube to get that last half glass out :D"

AKA thursday night for me, after wednesday tesco delivery :p

i don't feel so bad about my alcoholism after reading about P Toynbee's dad in that Donald Maclean book, he used to knock back 6 bottles of vodka with the soviet agent and they'd trash flats together and be complete posh degenerates. and still he found time to go into a right wing sulk in his old age and write a piece about how he was glad everyone was over J R R Tolkien - just before the massive unstoppable global success of the hobbit et al.

i used to roll the foil bag up like a toothpaste tube to get that last half glass out :D
― Helel Cool J (Noodle Vague),

hang on, you mean there are people who don't do that !?

Indeed.

You people disgust me. I pour the drano into a tumbler at the very least

A flute if I'm feeling fancy

Flutes make anything taste classy

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That's an ostentatious but still classy way to take a dainty sip of drano

Toulouse Lautrec used to have a hollow walking stick full of absinthe which would help him through his day.

I’m glad Australia’s greatest ever invention is available to see you through the dark times

you ppl worry too much

comrade alphabetical has been stockpiling tinned mung beans since 2015

its a week out what ye are doing now is just 'the shop' ye are 'shopping'

Mao Tse-mung beans.

I see Marina Hyde has just dispatched her weekly funny column to The Guardian, talking Apocalypse for laughs - the world turns, its fine.

a glass of white is the best way to swallow a ranitidine.

Doesn't Ethan Hawke's character mix his whisky with Pepto Bismol at one point in the film?

Thought that was a riff on Diary of a Country Priest, and his diet of hard bread dipped in wine

we got a jar of 300 naproxen delivered from the USA, but that was as much to do with our GPs being incompetent wankers as Brexit. that particular medicine is on an at risk list though so it's doubly important we have a stock of it