BRITISHES - have you started stockpiling food and medicine yet?

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Flutes make anything taste classy

Helel Cool J (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:23 (five years ago) link

That's an ostentatious but still classy way to take a dainty sip of drano

A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:32 (five years ago) link

Toulouse Lautrec used to have a hollow walking stick full of absinthe which would help him through his day.

calzino, Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:34 (five years ago) link

I’m glad Australia’s greatest ever invention is available to see you through the dark times

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link

you ppl worry too much

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:43 (five years ago) link

comrade alphabetical has been stockpiling tinned mung beans since 2015

mark s, Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:47 (five years ago) link

its a week out what ye are doing now is just 'the shop' ye are 'shopping'

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:52 (five years ago) link

Mao Tse-mung beans.

Carmel Sprout (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:53 (five years ago) link

I see Marina Hyde has just dispatched her weekly funny column to The Guardian, talking Apocalypse for laughs - the world turns, its fine.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:55 (five years ago) link

a glass of white is the best way to swallow a ranitidine.

Doesn't Ethan Hawke's character mix his whisky with Pepto Bismol at one point in the film?

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 22 March 2019 00:36 (five years ago) link

Thought that was a riff on Diary of a Country Priest, and his diet of hard bread dipped in wine

Ward Fowler, Friday, 22 March 2019 09:01 (five years ago) link

we got a jar of 300 naproxen delivered from the USA, but that was as much to do with our GPs being incompetent wankers as Brexit. that particular medicine is on an at risk list though so it's doubly important we have a stock of it

Colonel Poo, Friday, 22 March 2019 09:34 (five years ago) link


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