tbf i don't think trump ever had a copyright on "sad!"
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:37 (five years ago) link
mcconnell might be the single worst actor in our entire contemporary political drama. he's certainly worse than trump, who at least has the excuse of being an addled syphilitic idiot.
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link
i wonder if mcconnell even pretends to any aspiration beyond the accumulaton and exertion of power for its own sake, to himself.
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:39 (five years ago) link
maybe he'll choke on his own cock tonight
― Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:39 (five years ago) link
"it's mueller mcconnell choking on his own cock time!"
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:40 (five years ago) link
or y'know, die of old man with uncured mumps disease
― Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:41 (five years ago) link
still have no idea where McConnell's ex-boyfriends are
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 March 2019 23:20 (five years ago) link
people are gonna forget about this in 2 weeks
well, certainly by the election, unless they don't
from the nyt:
MUELLER REPORTTrump and Republicans Seek to Turn the Tables in Post-Mueller Washington President Trump and his allies vowed to pursue those behind the Russia inquiry after the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, found no conspiracy. Mr. Trump denounced adversaries, calling them “treasonous” people who are guilty of “evil deeds” and saying they should be investigated themselves.
President Trump and his allies vowed to pursue those behind the Russia inquiry after the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, found no conspiracy. Mr. Trump denounced adversaries, calling them “treasonous” people who are guilty of “evil deeds” and saying they should be investigated themselves.
great job, america!
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 00:06 (five years ago) link
Feel like this is familiar but I can't beng my hazi on why
― Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 00:08 (five years ago) link
“treasonous people who are guilty of evil deeds”
I think he's been watching Advise and Consent: (Charles Laughton) "You're dealing with devious men, senator, yes sir. Devious, powerful men."
― clemenza, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 00:13 (five years ago) link
just our luck that this syphilitic goblin who doesn't exercise and eats 16 hamburgers a day would beat the actuary tables
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 00:15 (five years ago) link
Would one valiant KFC employee be reckless in his or her application of toxic chemicals while cleaning, the odds would change
― Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 00:18 (five years ago) link
xpost
apologies to syphilis, which doesn't deserve the association
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 00:20 (five years ago) link
mcconnell might be the single worst actor in our entire contemporary political drama. he's certainly worse than trump, who at least has the excuse of being an addled syphilitic idiot.― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, March 25, 2019 5:38 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinki wonder if mcconnell even pretends to any aspiration beyond the accumulaton and exertion of power for its own sake, to himself.― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, March 25, 2019 5:39 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, March 25, 2019 5:38 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, March 25, 2019 5:39 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I can't remember if it was posted here or not, but the recent Pareene profile of McConnell is good.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 00:30 (five years ago) link
The Mueller Report is never going to register, organize, and do the GOTV required to beat @realDonaldTrump. That's our job!!! Stop waiting to participate in the hard work of democracy.If we put in the work, we win.— Andrew Gillum (@AndrewGillum) March 25, 2019
i'm posting this b/c i think this is a good, non-snarky way of phrasing this common and correct sentiment
but also, surely some indie band rehearsing as we speak is renaming themselves 'the mueller report'
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 00:36 (five years ago) link
i'll try to read that article about mcconell, but i'm worried i'll grind my teeth down to stumps in the process.
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 00:38 (five years ago) link
the NYT's framing is so consistently awful that it has to be willful, right? editors are in the tank for trump?
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/24/us/politics/trump-robert-mueller.html
For President Trump, it may have been the best day of his tenure so far. The darkest, most ominous cloud hanging over his presidency was all but lifted on Sunday...
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 01:03 (five years ago) link
His graciousness in the face of 'victory' would tell everyone everything they need to know about this shitbag, were they of a mind to pay attention.
― The First Time Ever I Fly @ U Face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 02:03 (five years ago) link
wonder what all the people saying this will irreversibly damage the DNC said about 9 Benghazi investigations
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 02:16 (five years ago) link
Big news — Trump’s Justice Department says in a new court filing that the entire ACA should be struck down in a lawsuit (this is a shift; DOJ previously didn’t go that far).https://t.co/tlo3fVedPa pic.twitter.com/C4OfDs79jF— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) March 26, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 02:54 (five years ago) link
I mean the Russia investigation started with a Republican Congress and that's already been forgotten so xpost
― Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 04:01 (five years ago) link
Andrew Gillum otm
Teen Vogue also nails it here:
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/robert-mueller-finished-investigation-stop-obsessing-over-russia
― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 04:14 (five years ago) link
also fuck the NYT forever
― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 04:15 (five years ago) link
Dems like Pelosi need to set up meetings with Trump and just start hour long shouting matches with Trump until the fucker has a stroke.
But yes Gillum and TV otm
― Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 04:16 (five years ago) link
I am probably the most upset at the current state of things that i have been since 2017 tho
A good breakdown of how much Barr's letter elides in weasel words:
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/03/mueller-report-barr-summary-obstruction-conspiracy-close-reading.html
― steven, soda jerk (sic), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 08:26 (five years ago) link
He can stay, he can go. He can be impeached, or voted out in 2020.But removing Trump will not remove the infrastructure of an entire party that embraced him; the dark money that funded him; the online radicalization that drummed his army; nor the racism he amplified+reanimated.— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) March 24, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 11:55 (five years ago) link
Big news — Trump’s Justice Department says in a new court filing that the entire ACA should be struck down in a lawsuit (this is a shift; DOJ previously didn’t go that far).https://t.co/tlo3fVedPa pic.twitter.com/C4OfDs79jF— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) March 26, 2019― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, March 25, 2019 10:54 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
god love these fucking dopes for gaining a shred of political capital in the past few days and then immediately shooting themselves in the dick.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 13:53 (five years ago) link
awesome news for Dem presidential candidates and House/Senate candidates.
Good morning!
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 13:54 (five years ago) link
@_waleedshahid"The solution to climate change is not this unserious resolution...the solution to so many of our problems at all times and in all places is to fall in love, get married, and have some kids." -@SenMikeLee on @AOC and @SenMarkey's Green New Deal
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 17:34 (five years ago) link
i just lost 80,000 brain cells
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 17:35 (five years ago) link
Mike Lee is considered one of the greatest constitutional scholars of his generation.
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link
kids are so bad for the carbon footprint
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link
i like how it's not just the solution to climate change, it's the solution to everything
oil spill? can't make rent? shin splints? get fuckin
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link
Then hurl the children into the sun, that'll show it!
― Dan I., Tuesday, 26 March 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link
Start here and just keep scrolling:
Here’s a template. Enjoy. pic.twitter.com/G1qZqOoWv8— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) March 26, 2019
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 18:06 (five years ago) link
charges against Jussie Smollett dropped, that's kind of unexpected
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link
kind of unexpected to come up in the politics thread too but i guess it's a big bucket these days!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link
lying to police should make you eligible for awards, not charges
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 18:26 (five years ago) link
Smollett faked a MAGA attack. I wonder why it took so long to come up on this thread.
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 19:15 (five years ago) link
But removing Trump will not remove the infrastructure of an entire party that embraced him; the dark money that funded him; the online radicalization that drummed his army; nor the racism he amplified+reanimated.
um u great but: 1 without it, your goals are sooo much harder, if not impossible, and 2 completely justified in ways that surpass historical systematic ills.
― Hunt3r, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 19:22 (five years ago) link
or “systemic” which i think i phonetyped
― Hunt3r, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 19:23 (five years ago) link
without what?
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 19:29 (five years ago) link
can't believe AOC is voting for trump next year
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 19:29 (five years ago) link
still, I endorse referring to Trump as "it."
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 19:32 (five years ago) link
daaamn
Like many other women + working people, I occasionally suffer from impostor syndrome: those small moments, especially on hard days, where you wonder if the haters are right.But then they do things like this to clear it right up.If this guy can be Senator, you can do anything. https://t.co/vU4ChbTnnr— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) March 26, 2019
― frogbs, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link
lol she wrote, and i quoted “(b)ut removing trump...”. i think my real shortfall was not starting 2 with “it is completely justified...”. Who are you the rachel maddow of phonetype grammar?
― Hunt3r, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 20:11 (five years ago) link
LA Times, of all places, has the scoop
https://www.latlmes.com/breaking/full-leaked-robert-mueller-report
― Simon H., Tuesday, 26 March 2019 20:22 (five years ago) link
🤬
― maura, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 20:25 (five years ago) link