I HATE APPLE

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for real though, Disney needs to start making electronics so we can have a slugfest between them, Apple, Amazon, and AT&T

mh, Monday, 25 March 2019 22:48 (five years ago) link

(That is not what I want and is a hell scenario)

btw the news+ thing appears to be the app Texture that they bought resurfacing as a tab in the news app

mh, Monday, 25 March 2019 23:18 (five years ago) link

AppazonT&D. Calling it.

maffew12, Monday, 25 March 2019 23:18 (five years ago) link

Only Apple could come up with something as innovative and gamechanging as “human-curated news”. Can’t believe no one ever thought of that before tbh.

One Eye Open, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 00:55 (five years ago) link

otm, until now all my news had been curated by hula hoops

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 01:20 (five years ago) link

got the chipmunks christmas song in my head now

mh, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 02:58 (five years ago) link

still am embarrassing keynote though.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 07:22 (five years ago) link

Everyone needs to just stop buying all shit in general.

Yerac, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 12:58 (five years ago) link

Easy for you to say but what am I supposed to put in my house if I stop buying shit

moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 13:13 (five years ago) link

You can fill your house with deafening emptiness.

nathom, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 13:23 (five years ago) link

xpost You buy a bunch of metal bowls. You can eat out of them, cook over a fire with them, make the fire in them, turn them upside down to sit on, watch water swirl in them...

Yerac, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 13:26 (five years ago) link

so is the headphone jack coming back, yes or no

frogbs, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 13:29 (five years ago) link

You can fill your house with deafening emptiness.

― nathom, Tuesday, March 26, 2019 8:23 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sounds familiar!

https://i.imgur.com/ohMI8vG.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 13:33 (five years ago) link

(but he's playing records!)

koogs, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 14:18 (five years ago) link

I bet they're just out for show.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 March 2019 14:55 (five years ago) link

Is that 'Aja' in front of him?

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 15:09 (five years ago) link

it is not

lukas, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link

xpost You buy a bunch of metal bowls. You can eat out of them, cook over a fire with them, make the fire in them, turn them upside down to sit on, watch water swirl in them...

― Yerac, Tuesday, March 26, 2019 1:26 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What is wrong with me that 4/5ths of this seem like perfectly reasonable advice? Like I have multiple times told my boyfriend, "You should just use that one metal bowl for everything."

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link

Yerac is only ever reasonable

moose; squirrel (silby), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link

otm

gbx, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:29 (five years ago) link

trying to figure out which 1/5 you weren't down with

maffew12, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 20:05 (five years ago) link

I am guessing the water swirling. Replace with- fill bowl with water and put in sm/med houseplants when you are away for weeks/a month. The houseplants rewater themselves through the holes in the bottom of the plant pot.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 20:30 (five years ago) link

water swirling... that's entertainment sorted though. Not sure with all this activity there will be much time for sitting around. I feel sitting is out.

maffew12, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link

I dunno, I have sat on many upside down metal bowls.

Yerac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 21:20 (five years ago) link

you would

maffew12, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 21:30 (five years ago) link

My boot camp partition’s WiFi download speeds are 33% faster than in Mac OS. Wtf?

calstars, Monday, 1 April 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link

you've got it sat on a metal bowl, don't you?

maffew12, Monday, 1 April 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link

s3 apple watch battery life has been disgusting since last update

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:00 (five years ago) link

disgusting bad? as opposed to like, a disgusting dunk?

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

used to be at 75% by the end of the day, now it's closer to 45%

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:13 (five years ago) link

at one (1) year old, my current phone started lasting 2 hours outside

blokes you can't rust (sic), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:23 (five years ago) link

s3 apple watch battery life has been disgusting since last update

― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, April 4, 2019 7:00 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe i'm thinking of someone else, but i feel like you post this about every piece of apple hardware you own after every OS update.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 April 2019 04:06 (five years ago) link

is there a better time to post about them

j., Friday, 5 April 2019 04:37 (five years ago) link

ya got a bum watch

alomar lines, Friday, 5 April 2019 06:18 (five years ago) link

you’re holding it wrong

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 5 April 2019 06:28 (five years ago) link

Are you trying to sync unchecked songs to your watch

moose; squirrel (silby), Friday, 5 April 2019 06:57 (five years ago) link

do you try to talk into it regularly?

alomar lines, Friday, 5 April 2019 07:19 (five years ago) link

Apple Music is so needlessly complicated - liking/adding to library requires the weird hold and swipe movements instead of being simple buttons, you can't sub to radio shows and when I'm listening to a radio show in my car, when I get back in the next time it's defaulted to shuffling the library and I've lost my place in the radio show.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 8 April 2019 06:29 (five years ago) link

it's just awful, and yet https://pitchfork.com/news/apple-music-now-has-more-paid-us-subscribers-than-spotify-report/. who are these people? i've never met one afaik.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 8 April 2019 15:17 (five years ago) link

I have apple music, it integrates well with my iTunes library, have no complaints about selection or whatever, sorta serves as a music backup with iTunes match. the only people I know who use spotify are on ilx.

L'assie (Euler), Monday, 8 April 2019 15:33 (five years ago) link

I've bounced between Apple Music and Tidal out of some Spotify-avoidance for the last year. Apple Music had six free months from my Verizon plan so I'm currently on that.

I think Spotify's tech-wise the best, Tidal's exclusive content and some of the new album recommendations have been good, and Apple Music is kind of a muddle. The radio/special content seems middling and targeted at an audience that's not me, and the searching sucks. I feel like it makes the experience of having my library available (I've used iTunes Match) actually worse because there's not a clean delineation and purging Apple Music-only content from my library when I drop the subscription (as opposed to getting the "please resubscribe to view this") is necessary and also messy.

Probably going to Spotify after this

mh, Monday, 8 April 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link

not sure what milo's talking about -- on a listing screen you can do the push-to-add stuff, but if you're on an album on AM you just click "Add +" and then it switches to the "download" icon if you want it on your current device

mh, Monday, 8 April 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link

I use Apple Music because way back when Spotify had two tiers of paid plan, which made me annoyed and unwilling to subscribe, and then Beats Music came along so I gave that a shot, and then stuck with Apple Music after Beats got acquired (remember that lol)

moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 8 April 2019 17:37 (five years ago) link

xp - if you search for something you can do that but if it comes up on a playlist you have to lightly hold and swipe up then hit the heart or plus or whatever.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 8 April 2019 20:10 (five years ago) link

Every now and again Apple Music really just the spot with its new music playlist, I had a really good run of interesting jazz in last week’s. On the other hand apple’s rather broad definition of folk tends to land me with a lot of sub-Eoin McLove and Celtic moods type drivel which makes me think they think I’m a Missouri housewife trying to get in touch with her ‘Irish roots’

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 8 April 2019 21:56 (five years ago) link

Isn't there an apple music vs Spotify thread that would be a better home for recent posts itt?

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Monday, 8 April 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link

no

mh, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 12:49 (five years ago) link

thinking of becoming one of those people who quits all my apps

“I force-quit your app every time I get out of it and for some reason that’s causing issues”. Surprise! pic.twitter.com/14PiCvynlw

— Guilherme Rambo (@_inside) April 21, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 21 April 2019 22:28 (five years ago) link

it's a fresh start

like a juice cleanse

j., Sunday, 21 April 2019 22:37 (five years ago) link

Had the weirdest thing happening with my Pandora app and battery drain. Noticed yesterday that my iPhone 7 was draining much faster than usual, went into the Battery settings and found out that Pandora had been running for over 7 hours each day for the past 4 days, in the background.

Thing is, I can't even remember the last time I opened that app. It has probably been more than six months. Checked the app settings and background app refresh was turned off for it. So I have no idea why it suddenly started running.

Googling was inconclusive, but I did see some comments about some music apps starting up automatically when you switch from WiFi to Bluetooth.

Ended up deleting the app since I never use it, but hadn't encountered something like that before. It never showed up on my lock screen or anything, so I never would have noticed that it was mysteriously running if I hadn't caught the battery drain.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 15:16 (five years ago) link


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