my realest, most fucked up thoughts, feelings + conspiracy theories abt. ILX: a list

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esby is infinity imo

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link

i got so excited when i saw this thread title bc i have such amazing ilx conspiracy theories i've mostly kept to myself for years but then it turns out esby was just cockteasing and then bg and ol filled the thread with their regular nonsense.

Mordy, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:57 (five years ago) link

what the heck is an esby?

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:58 (five years ago) link

spanish furby

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:10 (five years ago) link

then bg and ol filled the thread with their regular nonsense.

sry 4 shitposting in a thread that otherwise seemed so full of potential

mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:32 (five years ago) link

I'm just glad that the value of our collective contribution has been duly recognized.

the only good ilx posters iirc

mark s, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:37 (five years ago) link

there are no good ilx posters

mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:38 (five years ago) link

the realest most fucked-up thought

mark s, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:39 (five years ago) link

Self-loathing has no place on il oh wait

The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 15:46 (five years ago) link

We're all just neurotic depressives anyway, right? RIGHT?

Anyway, I'm shocked and appalled none of y'all have posted any Shane Dawson videos itt. Where's your respect for the pervert king of the conspiracy theory?

The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:04 (five years ago) link

I'd always assumed we were, to a number, very well-adjusted and outgoing individuals who occasionally defer the siren call of extraversion to drop a few electronic bon mots before finally rejoining the carefree celebration which fills our days and nights in perpetuity. But maybe that's just me?

genuinely otm but idk about ye

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link

lol @ someone thinking esby was a 'neb sock ... like, why would 'neb after over a decade of consistently being banned for and returning with the same "controversial" persona suddenly try to emulate a british poster with a different "controversial" persona?

I do appreciate esby's tribute to dearly departed nilmar/nakh. It makes me realize why people go see concerts w/holograms of their favorite dead artists.

But no way would 'neb do this -- the man sticks to what he knows, or rather, what he reads online and then makes gross generalizations about then passes off as the indisputable truth ...

sarahell, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:19 (five years ago) link

also I believe that Luna works in auto insurance claims irl

sarahell, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link

I'll admit, I do tend to easily confuse those who've been banned and then return as a 'brand new poster' without seeming to have learned anything from their prior ILX-perience. That's on me.

starting a thread like this is the ilx equivalent of posting to r/roastme

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link

waiting for k8 to come back and have you accuse them of being Dom Passantino ... that will be a real maracas moment

sarahell, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link

BRB, gone to huddle with the ILX Ministers of Etiquette and my pastor to figure out how I can better refine my mea culpa.

pastor Preach Freedom

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link

ILX is autotelic and unfolds of its own accord.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:49 (five years ago) link

ilx is autoerotic and is choking itself to death while jerking off

mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:52 (five years ago) link

I sought to put a fine point on it, but yes. Yes.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link

Just like ILX to forget the lemon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp1KET2Nvvg&t=2406s

ian, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link

whoops, wrong link sorry !!!!

ian, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link

I sought to put a fine point on it, but yes. Yes.

I suppose if you jerked off too many times you COULD "put a fine point on it".

The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 19:00 (five years ago) link

whats british about esby

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 19:03 (five years ago) link

He has a driving licence.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link

Never mind, it's the same in Éire. Should've known.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 19:06 (five years ago) link

I assumed esby was American and involved in some US-politics related outrage that I knew nothing about.

Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 19:09 (five years ago) link

idgi I thought it was obv sleepingbag

brimstead, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link

You are clearly unfamiliar with the posting cadence of one Conner Smedley, back to once again betray our weretrust.

esby is obviously sleepingbag cos he made a comment about me in the "posts you had second thoughts about posting" thread about me a year ago and then under esby nick made almost an identical post about me in another thread a few weeks ago.

Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 22:04 (five years ago) link

and of course, the obvious 'esby' = sb = yeah u know.

Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 22:07 (five years ago) link

also he just literally posted his spotify playlist which had username "sleepingbag" in the Spotify thread but idk continue to think its gabbneb or sumthin

Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 22:08 (five years ago) link

Guys. Guys. I'm dumb, okay? I'm just dumb. It's well established at this point. No one but me thought he was gabbneb, and I think I was mostly just confused because they both at one time had usernames containing the word 'bag'. Because I'm easily confused, and very dumb. You can let it go now. I permish you.

i'm british af mate. cheerio. it's lit. roufl

shoulda zagged (esby), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 22:17 (five years ago) link

y'all have no chill

shoulda zagged (esby), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link

did you listen to the playlist xps

shoulda zagged (esby), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 22:20 (five years ago) link

esby is dave cool

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 22:24 (five years ago) link

good fucking lord why does nobody know anything ever

A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 22:51 (five years ago) link

helpful

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 22:53 (five years ago) link

My posts are extremely helpful fyi, I cracked the extremely difficult “SB” code in like the fifth post itt, and also months ago when “SB” first posted, I don’t know what else I can do to help the head injury sufferers on this site who have no idea who they’re interacting with!

A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 22:58 (five years ago) link

youre as cranky as fuck since taking on that new login ya cuncha

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:03 (five years ago) link

i don't know who wins used to be

confusing esby for gabbneb is funny

nerdstrom was definitely gabbneb, right?

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:07 (five years ago) link

unconfirmed

wins used be big jim swells

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:09 (five years ago) link

brb gonna post as “wins2” and change absolutely nothing about my posting in order to spark speculation that I am geir

A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:10 (five years ago) link

was gabbneb larry appleton? because he was something else

Dan S, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 23:13 (five years ago) link

The name is Banana Johnson, thank you, and I'm afraid the shrimp has spoiled from sitting out since yesterday afternoon. (peels 'OLD LUNCH' warning label from container of aged shrimp and applies over current nametag)

Banana Johnson is the Fairweather Johnson of possible names for hypothetical socks ('WC Handjob' being the Cracked Rear View, obvs)

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:09 (five years ago) link

can you guys not talk about me

ian, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link

oh shit ian is Banana Johnson? I thought he was Big Jim Swells

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link

No, Banana Johnson is Doug Boatgorilla.

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link

🤨

mumsnet blvd (wins), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link

🤨

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link

eight months pass...

srsly tho sb what

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 December 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link

honestly just bumping this thread so it's right above that other one

sarahell, Sunday, 29 December 2019 05:31 (four years ago) link


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