The Palins' response is way sleazier than Dave's joke. Seriously, does making a lame "LOL Bristol Palin is promiscuous" joke really warrant "YOU ARE A PERVERT WHO IS CONTRIBUTING TO THE SEXUAL ABUSE OF MINORS"? And their publicist insinuating he's pedophile? And for some reason insisting he was referring to their young daughter and not the older daughter who was, you know, kind of famous for getting knocked up and that's what the joke was obviously resting on?
Todd Palin added: “Any 'jokes' about raping my 14-year-old are despicable. Alaskans know it and I believe the rest of the world knows it, too.” Pretty solid distortion of the joke there, Todd. Fuck the Palins.
― circa1916, Thursday, 11 June 2009 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link
fuckin martyr complex
― gangsta hug (omar little), Thursday, 11 June 2009 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link
I dunno how many of you are SCTV fans, but Stern's appearance on Letterman this week was an amazing homage to Bobby Bittman visiting Sonny Maudlin.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/09/howard-stern-hates-on-len_n_213144.html
"Let me tell you something about loyalty!"
― da croupier, Thursday, 11 June 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link
lol @ all this reminding us how ridiculous all her kids' names are
"the joke wasn't about Tug, it was in reference to Bundle!"
― i give a fuck about them haters, young shipple been gettin paper (some dude), Thursday, 11 June 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago) link
10 bucks says Willow has a son named Ipod within the next decade
― da croupier, Thursday, 11 June 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link
idk, that's more of a girl's name
― other instrument (sic), Friday, 12 June 2009 03:46 (fifteen years ago) link
who cares
― casual racism fridays (bug), Friday, 12 June 2009 05:55 (fifteen years ago) link
exactly
― S Wine Floozie (SeekAltRoute), Friday, 12 June 2009 06:46 (fifteen years ago) link
no to worry; in 2 years literal interpetation of joek will likely hold true
^ The actual subtext of the joke, no?
― Brundlefly (kenan), Friday, 12 June 2009 07:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity are attacking Letterman. Shocking, I know. They keep insisting that only lefties go after the kids of politicians. Meanwhile online wingnuts are trying to deny that Rush once referred to a young Chelsea Clinton as the family dog.
― curmudgeon, Friday, 12 June 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link
cbs must be thrilled @ all this
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link
ya but nbc gotta be pissed tho
― mark cl, Friday, 12 June 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link
what a disaster for nbc
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link
^^
http://www.letsgoquakers.com/AllenAlleyOop.gif
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 12 June 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I never much saw in the attraction in Letterman. It's nice that he strives for non-punchline humor, but my main reaction is... eh.
― Aimless, Friday, 12 June 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I never much saw in the attraction in Bristol Palin, either. It's nice that she lends herself to humor, but my main reaction is... eh.
― Aimless, Friday, 12 June 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
huh?
― my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/11/sarah-palin-today-show-in_n_214587.html
"Your name has been on a list with people like Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney -- does that translate to you being the future of the GOP?""Absolutely not necessarily."
Reading that before I saw it, I expected an ironic reading of the line, but no, she just sort of starts talking and then... blinks and pivots
― Milton Parker, Friday, 12 June 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Absolutely not necessarily!
!
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link
damn palin never stops droppin gems on em
― nitional biscsuh otmpany (some dude), Friday, 12 June 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
and apologies, in truth it's the opposite of blinking, in fact her eyes nearly pop out of her head as if her brain is exploding as she hears herself add the word 'necessarily'
― Milton Parker, Friday, 12 June 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link
palin was talking about it on the today show, maybe they hope this will inspire conservatives to stick with the tonight show even if the linda tripp jokes leave with leno
― da croupier, Friday, 12 June 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link
what a disaster for msnbc to cover
― cynthia plaster disaster for NBC (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 12 June 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
the main joke was pretty unfunny, but i found his 7 minute "apology" some of the best stuff I've seen him do in a long time. I loved his self-deprecating "we'll do anything for a laugh" shtick throughout the thing, as well as his poker face as the crowd roared at every one of the lame jokes when he repeated them. they really were way funnier in the context of the apology than they were the first time he told them.
imo guys like Dave and Conan are at their best when they give the impression that they are like mischievous barely-relevant trolls of the entertainment industry.
― slugbaiting (rockapads), Friday, 12 June 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
"impression"?! that's what they ARE!
― Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 June 2009 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
WANNA BUY A MONKEY?
http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/dave-letterman-oscars.JPG
― Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 June 2009 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link
well, the great thing about '80s Dave: HE WAS.
you also don't see him open the show like this anymore:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4lT2Jn_jHM
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 12 June 2009 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link
man I miss Larry Bud
― Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 June 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
agree 100%, Morbius. I stayed up late to watch Dave whenever I could as a kid in the 80s. great clip btw - thx!
― slugbaiting (rockapads), Friday, 12 June 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Dave was at his best on Late Night, maybe the last time anyone did something interesting with the standard talk show format.
― leavethecapital, Friday, 12 June 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Apologized to the Palins again, and for the joke! No balls.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah--pretty lame
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah morbs otm
― gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link
"again"? i haven't seen the second, but y'all thought the first patronizing dismissal was an apology?
― Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link
someone please RIP Fidel Gastro
― Having Fun! (jeff), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
you want someone to kill me?
― Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link
"jeff"?
rest in peace
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
you would like me dead too, Mr. Que?
― Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
RIP Fidel Gastro
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
i mean, how crazy are y';all?
― Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link
i don't want someone to kill you, i'm just mourning your death, Fidel Gastro. RIP.
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link
you didn't ask someone to "RIP" me, Que
― Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link
no one wants to rip you
― Having Fun! (jeff), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe ramón gastro will be more receptive to our interests
― gangsta hug (omar little), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Do the mods know who jeff (lowercase, not upper) is a sock for?
― Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm not a sock. it's just a bad joke. sorry :(
― Having Fun! (jeff), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
― Having Fun! (jeff), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:13 PM Bookmark
ok bill o'reilly
― Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link
gabb's pulling a palin--it was obviously a joke that jeff made hoping that someone would ban him
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 17:15 (fifteen years ago) link