Urban Foxes

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x-post Also, they disrespected his chickens by tearing their heads off.

Neil S, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"One human, Howard, is very unhappy having the fox family around – particularly after his daughter's chickens get slaughtered yet again."

get one fucking decent henhouse then, cockfarmer.

koogs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Howard was rather too keen on the sharp shooter's rifle, wasn't he!

Neil S, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

the couple that was "trying to go green" were just awful. their council managed to rustle up an actual fox expert to come round to their house, who explained very patiently that if they insisted on keeping chickens in their back garden they would never see the end of the foxes. even if they shot one or two, more would come behind. "they know where everything in the neighborhood is," the expert said - "they know where the cats are, the dogs, where a pond is to get a drink of water. i'm afraid that chickens will just be too much of a temptation for them, no matter how you try to deal with it." the husband snorts. "so the local council's no help at all then, is what it boils down to."

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

it's three-way species war and you do what you gotta.

That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

What is it with urban foxes and fucking very loudly up against people's windows at night?

When I lived in Bow, one day I came home from the pub to hear a loud tapping at the back door. I crept towards it and there was a fox, knocking on the glass and looking at me expectantly.

braveclub, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Are those two paragraphs thematically connected?

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

No, completely separate, I should have made that clear!

braveclub, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

shame, I was envisaging "Bow man forced to marry fox"-type headlines....

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

the couple that was "trying to go green" were just awful

Yes. "Going green" doesn't involve trying to eradicate the local wildlife so that you can pursue your hobbies.

NickB, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

hang on 'local wildlife'? surely they lived in a city?

That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Foxes are still wildlife, even in a city.

Neil S, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Chickens are very stupid creatures.

Abbott, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

not quite as fucking stupid as howard and his family. did he really think there were only two foxes in the whole city, or something?

what an absolute cock-farmer. except not literally. daft, trigger-happy, wank-faced bastard.

grimly fiendish, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I found a fox on the road on my run to work this morning. I picked it up and carried it over to the grass verge, cos I couldn't bear to leave it to get pulped all day under car wheels. Much better that the crows and flies and dirt and slugs get it and pull the thing apart gently. Death aside, it was very beautiful and healthy-looking and not much visible damage, just a trickle of blood from its mouth. Fur was quite warm, but the body had stiffened up which for some reason surprised me a bit. Anyhow, it was a big wide road with big wide verges so I think there is no way they didn't see it, myopic idiot douchebag drivers.

NickB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 08:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Rigor mortis.

Masonic Boom, Thursday, 19 April 2007 10:54 (seventeen years ago) link

not sure how metamerism affects speed that rigor mortis sets in. This is prolly an aspect of thanatology that no-one has bothered to research. Maybe speed that rigor mortis sets in is directly proportional to body mass, with almost immediate effects for a mouse and a huge amount of time for an elephant?

Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 19 April 2007 10:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Remember that story, a few years back, about a fox entering a house and biting a little girl? That was the house next door to mine! They've moved since... my neighbours... and probably the fox has too

Tom D., Thursday, 19 April 2007 10:57 (seventeen years ago) link

did the girl do anything to provoke the fox?

Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 19 April 2007 10:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Didn't a fox fall asleep on a little girl's face and smother her? Maybe it was a cat...

chap, Thursday, 19 April 2007 11:03 (seventeen years ago) link

That's cats. They steal the breath from babies while they sleep.

Masonic Boom, Thursday, 19 April 2007 11:05 (seventeen years ago) link

did the girl do anything to provoke the fox?

The family used to speak French a lot - the mother was French - maybe that was it?

Tom D., Thursday, 19 April 2007 11:06 (seventeen years ago) link

All sounds a bit unlikely. Are you sure they weren't just crying wolf?

NickB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 11:16 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha, foxes always be hating on the French.

blueski, Thursday, 19 April 2007 11:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't they have a chicken as their national symbol? Serves 'em right dunnit?

NickB, Thursday, 19 April 2007 11:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Wasn't Reynard French tho? Or maybe German?

Tom D., Thursday, 19 April 2007 11:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"did the girl do anything to provoke the fox?

The family used to speak French a lot - the mother was French - maybe that was it?

-- Tom D., Thursday, April 19, 2007 2:06 PM (13 minutes ago)"

haha! mark i really hope you were joking.

That one guy that quit, Thursday, 19 April 2007 11:22 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

i think i heard a coyote on the hill across the street! i'm not sure, it was too much of a pained yelp to be a dog bark.

get bent, Monday, 28 May 2007 07:29 (seventeen years ago) link

jbr, you're in silverlake/echo park now - right? (non-crepey, i saw you're posting to the "your building" thread) there are many coyotes around, i have seen several in the area late at night. if you had a car and were driving around, you'd see more i think. urban wilderness is fun.

gershy, Monday, 28 May 2007 09:45 (seventeen years ago) link

jbr, you're in silverlake/echo park now - right?

correct. but this is my first l.a. coyote spotting, although i've certainly heard tell of them being around at night. i know a few were roaming around town right after the griffith park fire.

get bent, Monday, 28 May 2007 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link

feathers are scattered all over my garden!

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 04:31 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...

We've got one in our back yard now. I think it lives in the shed, which is full of the landlord's junk so impossible to get into. It was up on the shed roof earlier. Our cat was eyeing it disapprovingly from the back window.

I used to see it a lot over the road in the building site, I wonder if it used to have an earth there and has been displaced. Looks v mangy and sore, so my wife emailed a fox protection society to see if they'll send us some mange medicine. Apparently they like peanut butter and jam sandwiches!

Colonel Poo, Sunday, 7 October 2007 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link

This one, a regular visitor to our garden, actually looks quite healthy. Joined by a playmate the other morning, jostling over one of Lulu's plush toys that we left out there after a BBQ (and kinda gave up on after it was rained on a few times)...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1463081820_586884def8.jpg

Michael Jones, Sunday, 7 October 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link

we had two of them doing an elaborate (and noisy!) mating ritual in the backcourt about two weeks ago. watched them for about 20 mins (feeling like total voyeurs) before they eventually decided to zoom off up the path somewhere else.

interesting mating ritual: lots of yelping, punctuated by running round in circles. reminds me of my student days.

grimly fiendish, Sunday, 7 October 2007 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Great photo Michael, and a very handsome beast it is too.

NickB, Monday, 8 October 2007 08:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Grimly, that's what they do. My housemate and I play a game called 'cat, fox or human' when we hear that BAAAAO noise and/or hissing and yelping coming from the back garden.

suzy, Monday, 8 October 2007 08:56 (sixteen years ago) link

It took some chasing with my fiver-off-a-geezer-in-Lewisham long lens to get that shot, NickB. Wouldn't cooperate in our garden so I eventually snapped it in next door's garden (we do occasionally mow our lawn!) from our bedroom window. Then I felt a bit creepy for pointing my camera into next door's garden...

Michael Jones, Monday, 8 October 2007 11:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Our fox looks in considerably poorer condition to that one. He looks v healthy.

If we call the RSPCA will we get billed if they come out and take care of it (in one way or another)?

Colonel Poo, Monday, 8 October 2007 12:22 (sixteen years ago) link

We'll have urban fox hunting soon, kids on mini motorbikes and quads with packs of pitbull terriers, the rousing sound of the hunting ring tone.

Jarlrmai, Monday, 8 October 2007 12:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Col. Poo, no the RSPCA won't bill you, I'm pretty sure of that. I think that if they do come out, they'll either catch it and take it to a wildlife rescue centre, or if it's too poorly, it'll probably be put down.

A couple of foxes are now regularly coming over to me on my allotment early in the morning. They'll sit as close as about 2 or 3 metres away in the long grass at the edge of the plot, watching me digging. They're so tame that someone must be feeding them. Must take some jam sammies along with me for them next time.

NickB, Monday, 8 October 2007 12:33 (sixteen years ago) link

my former flatmate managed to feed a fox half a mars bar on the meadows in edinburgh about 10 years ago. if you've got food, they tend to be just tame enough :)

grimly fiendish, Monday, 8 October 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link

six months pass...

OUR BACK YARD
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2358/2459323113_bfb23cb6ed.jpg?v=0

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 3 May 2008 00:44 (sixteen years ago) link

they're so cute!

ENBB, Saturday, 3 May 2008 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Does kinda highlight the fact I've done zero gardening in the last 6 months, but it just won't stop raining.

We've been chucking mince laced with mange medicine out there since we saw the cubs, cos the mum's not looking too great. She made it through the winter at least. Didn't see her at all.

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 3 May 2008 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Awww.

libcrypt, Saturday, 3 May 2008 01:28 (sixteen years ago) link

coyotes is good people

gershy, Saturday, 3 May 2008 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I was at the Trails Cafe in Griffith Park just N of Los Feliz and this guy was watching me the whole time

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3274/2423913309_9f6bd0033d.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 3 May 2008 08:08 (sixteen years ago) link

i think we should train these guys to maul boris voters

DG, Saturday, 3 May 2008 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link

There is a dog run right by my flat and our local urban foxes are so polite, they won't crap anywhere else.

suzy, Saturday, 3 May 2008 09:09 (sixteen years ago) link


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