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Not anymore! Think before you hit submit people!

― kv_nol, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Is this general S&M health and safety guidance?

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Had Kelis buy me a McDonalds Mc Flurry.

Run topless through the fountain in Sheffield's peace gardens.

― Anna, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

bet that's on youtube somewhere ;)

― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:39 (seventeen years ago) link

interviewed Peter Shilton

― blueski, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Kissed Michaela Str4chan

― Mark C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Run topless through the fountain in Sheffield's peace gardens.

Not the only one.

― Ed, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link

kissed Peter Shilton

― blueski, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Been to Zaire.* In fact, been to Zaire by accident due to their plane being bombed!

*At least according to the last "where in the world have you been" survey

Gone ice skating with Iggy Pop (OK, not really, but only coz he came down with the flu.)

― Masonic Boom, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Told Chr15t0pher T1m0thy, whilst wearing football socks (me, this is), boots, a gym skirt, a white shirt with ballooons for tits, and a straw hat, and having lipsticked-on rosy-red cheeks and the word SLUT written on my head (also in lipstick), that his show All Creatures Grunt and Smell was "the fucking dog's bollocks".

Ahthankyewverymuchgoodnight.

― peteR, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 12:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Been in Jeffrey Archer's penthouse flat.

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 12:11 (seventeen years ago) link

― stevie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 12:14 (seventeen years ago) link

It's what he has planned after the rugger this weekend

― Tom D., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 12:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Advised the National Air Guitar Champion about the symptoms of syphilis.

― en i see kay, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 12:19 (seventeen years ago) link

stevie: no. I'd be quite impressed if he has, although after the exploits detailed on a n other thread, not entirely surprised.

― peteR, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 12:27 (seventeen years ago) link

it's definitely on my 'to-do' list.

― unfished business, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I can certainly recommend it. Maybe add a "you were shit in Casualty, though" for good measure.

― peteR, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 12:40 (seventeen years ago) link

asked kurt cobain if he was a heroin addict.

― Edward III, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

discussed spider-man 2 with karen finley

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

... an appointment to discuss installing a new heating system this Thursday

― zaxxon25, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

....THREE METAL PLATES AND FIFTEEN SCREWS IN MY HEAD.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

...gotten a ride on a US Navy submarine from San Diego to San Francisco with both my dad and grandpa on board.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

damn! but your dad and grandad DID take me on the Pirates Of Penzance ride.

― blueski, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

....THREE METAL PLATES AND FIFTEEN SCREWS IN MY HEAD.

That's the first time in my life I've thought about using the phrase "Can you get Radio Moscow on these?" when I haven't been tweaking a pair of nipples.

― peteR, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Jessie, are you a Cylon and just have never told us?

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

been rescued from possible death (but almost certain misfortune) by a member of british special intelligence.

― CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

played Rocky Top over a thousand times

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

worked inside both the NSA and FBI headquarters

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

been to Space Camp for free

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

...been asked out by a baldwin brother

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

learned Korean well enough to read choson ilbo without a dictionary and then forgotten practically all of it

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

... been onstage with the Grateful Dead

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Been robbed at gunpoint in a restroom and handcuffed to the urinal. After asking the first person to come in to get the manager to call the police, was told that "I've was in Vietnam, don't fuck with me". On that day I became a Cleveland Browns fan.

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I's a level 1 cyborg!

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Skied with William Shatner.

― Dr. Superman, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

has my social security number.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet Tombot has it too.

― Mark C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

. . .held by Linda McCartney when a toddler.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Did she demand to keep half of you?

― peteR, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry. wrong bird.

― peteR, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Sat on Terry Wogan's knee when a toddler.

― Madchen, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

1) thrown a T.V out a second-story window.
2) ingested a cube of flaming 151-infused SPAM.
3) pretended fort was a church, while preaching to imaginary congregation.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

...been groped by Robert Plant.

― molly mummenschanz, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

You'd be wrong there Molly. Er, wait.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

1) thrown a T.V out a second-story window.

Sorry dude. You ain't. Also thrown: a karaoke machine, various plates, months old stuff hiding in back of fridge. What a fun day that was!

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh and an office chair.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

written this post.

― blueski, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

brought brains to show and tell

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Seen Ride's File at the Inland Revenue.

― ledge, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Shattered my elbow while 7 months pregnant. (I don't recommend this, btw)

― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

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