Jakarta?
Yes, she's having a wonderful time, I got a postcard this morning, look at the interesting stamp.
― jel --, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Al Jazeera?
No, I'm deaf.
― PJ Miller, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Hmm, I think I should refer you to a psychologist.
― Pete, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
I'm a newsagent not a doctor!
Steve
In serious danger of drowning. Someone should call the lifeguard immediately. or Steve.
― Ellie, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Because he's a destructive little sod, that's why. Now, in my day kids were well-behaved, spoke only when they were spoken to, etc. etc.
― Jeff W, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― lawrence kansas, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Nathan Barley, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Oh Christ that's disgusting, look at the gaping mess where your dog's face used to be. Anyone with half an ounce of sense would run like the wind from that blood-faced freak. God that's horrible.
― Matt, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Colin Meeder, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Jeff W, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― jel --, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
This is due to a rare solar phenomenom, whereby at sunset on a partly clouldy day a beach will take on a rosey glow, leading to tales of a beach blushing.
who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos your boyfriend you idiot, let me in, i've forgotten my keys!
― katie, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― MarkH, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
I'm assuming you have bought along a large supply of food - otherwise sustinence is often hard to come by in the infertile sandy terrain.
― Pete, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
btw this thread is BEST THREAD EVER!
― queenoftheharpies, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Claire
knock knockwho's there?irish stewirish stew who?thats my full name. i have wierd parents.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
well, dead quite probably or at the very least severely brain-damaged!
A: Because they match the rest of the outfit.
Q: Is your refrigerator running?
A: No, the power went out this morning.
Q: What time is it when your clock strikes thirteen?
A: Thirteen o'clock obviously, dumbass.
Man, this thread could go on for years.
― Justyn Dillingham, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
A strange turn of events
just by my foot
― james, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
shake it
what do you call a dog owned by dracula
fido
what does paul inces mum make for christmas
turkey - with all the trimmings, its what paul likes. (the punch line is Ince pies - but i dont know what an ince is and how it would taste)
― Lady Space Pilot, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Well, they were based in France, of course, but in pursuit of Empire at various times they occupied or fought in Italy, Germany, Spain, Holland, Austria and even Egypt.
― Ellie, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
After spending years living away from the mainstream, ashamed of his disability and unable to lift the heavier boxes of washing powder in sainsburys, he decided that he shouldn't hide away because, hey, he's human too, and they sell those handy small pack of Ariel now. He crossed the road to reach the supermarket, and unwittingly to get run over by some drugged up carnival workers drunk on vodka and imitation red bull.
― le gimp premiere, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
A man who has been unfortunately paralysed following a canoeing accident.
(real answer = "a comb", just for the record)
― Gypsum Fantastic, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
A visit from the RSPCA who will imply you were stunning the rabbits to use them for your sexual games... resulting in a criminal conviction.
― Billy Dods, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
"Well" says the doctor "It's obvious that you have a fetishistic desire to expose yourself in public, let me refer you to a psychiatrist"
― Simeon, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― MarkH, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link