CATS is closing!!

I've heard everybody else except Judi Dench and Idris Elba and... I have doubts (esp given that Dench apparently was in the original cast and had to drop out because of injury???

xpost Great videos, thanks!

http://i.imgur.com/5435m4p.jpg

They should adapt this into a feature:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUEQYjYgf4

why does James Corden's character look like The Penguin

I want to file that under "questions that answer themselves" but it doesn't quite work

the only good and correct take:

I broke down the Cats trailer shot-for-shot. Let's dive into the hot takes that matter: who does Tom Hooper ship, reckless speculation on why Victoria is now in every song, and Old Dencheronomy. CATS. This is it.https://t.co/9L87dAC776

— sarah james #1 cats fan account (@cryingbaseball) July 19, 2019

this movie is my Star War

Here's my Cats hot take: they should've done the people dressed as animals thing for the new Lion King and the hyper-realistic animation for the Cats musical

— Sarah (@sarah_jwh) July 19, 2019

Actually all of the bad meme films should just cross over, I joke one year before they announce they will do this

They tried that—it was called the DCEU

I was thinking marvel honestly

The fun thing about our cinematic is that yours was a layup setup with several punchlines

*our cinematic age

if the taylor swift musical cgi cat movie is somehow better reviewed than the beyonce musical cgi cat movie then this will truly be the 10th anniversary of the 2009 VMAs

— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) July 19, 2019

I just don't understand why the cats are not furry? They look like lizards with cat ears and occasionally big sideburns.

Am I the only one when I see this thread title I pretty much always think of Stockard Channing in Six Degrees of Separation?

this is my review of cats pic.twitter.com/88o4dt7b1b

— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) December 19, 2019

SOLD

I always suspect that any movies that get 1 star P Bradshaw maulings must be actually good because he is irredeemably bad.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EMGwTgDUcAA_NWv?format=png&name=small

xp Bradshaw wrote his review in verse, which was... not a good idea

omg

really wanna see this even tho the show has like one good song, but it sounds like the tribute that Lloyd Webber - the Coke Years deserves

plus if this does decent business just imagine Starlight Express with a bunch of stars CGI'd into singing trains

Had zero interest in this until all the extreme negative reviews started pouring in

"It's CINEMA"
— Martin Scorsese

incidentally is it just me or is the left-hand margin borked on this thread?

yeah, idris elba's feline area has broken ilx

Has anybody applied a snapchat cat filter to an entire film yet? They should. I'd love to see The Irishman as all cats.

The whole thread has some weird font imposed upon it when viewed in IE.

Lotta reviewers really champing at the bit to use some variant on 'turns out this Cats movie is a real dog!'

If this is truly some kind of eldritch horror orgy film, I'm sure I'll enjoy it

rogue font and borked margin both caused in may 2002 by N. (aka Alba) posting some now-vanished picture related to the history of beercans

I have two words for the people responsible for Cats: go fish.

I couldn't bear to watch another thirty seconds of this grizzly cinematic massacre. No thanks, Cats!

A humpback whale of a bad time. Blow it out your hole, Cats!

I always suspect that any movies that get 1 star P Bradshaw maulings must be actually good because he is irredeemably bad.

This is IMO a pretty good guide in life, but I'm not sure about this one - I've already arranged to go see Star Wars drunk.

By getting drunk?

The whole thread has some weird font imposed upon it when viewed in IE.

did u just admit to using internet explorer in december 2019

Given my workplace's fanaticism for bleeding age tech, I just thank my lucky stars we aren't still using Netscape.

Bleeding edge, bleeding age, it's all the same to me.

i send all my posts via telegram

*adjusts steampunk goggles, dies*

That's also the last line of the Cats screenplay

T.S. Eliot invented steampunk, whoa

what did you think the "s" stood for?

yeah his full name was 'the steampunk eliot' iirc

THERE'S A CRANK TO SHUT THE WINDOW IF YOU SNEEZE

cranks are steampunk, case closed

Q: is Jason Derulo's digitally-erased crank steampunk

here's the cg workstation used for derulorasure, decide 4 yrself

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.U0sp7mh-iSG2PkUteGzHfwHaE8%26pid%3DApi&f=1

xp it'll be addressed in the sequel

cats ii: the dept of crank yankers