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― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 08:20 (five years ago) link
THEREFORE TRUMP 2020
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 09:21 (five years ago) link
Ok lol at “Well, our kids are assholes”
― rob, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 12:31 (five years ago) link
hard to imagine that the person who wrote this could raise asshole kids but hey, millennials, what are you gonna do amirite
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 12:32 (five years ago) link
https://scontent.fhlz2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/11016819_721099204661829_2732389479366159709_o.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_oc=AQkEIXxgee46-s-jAmwuUvhT1dL5qXXBER03BBoc7lD1jfKEE2kOtZ698RTqxCxGgo4&_nc_ht=scontent.fhlz2-1.fna&oh=35b756641e634bafb383351add2eb84a&oe=5DDAAFAD
hmmm yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawgi
― vanjie wail (qiqing), Monday, 29 July 2019 04:52 (five years ago) link
am i supposed to sue someone named fitzmaurice? i mean i will
― alomar lines, Monday, 29 July 2019 05:39 (five years ago) link
So, if I understand Sue F. correctly, she's essentially saying that in her view there is no such thing as offensive speech or an offensive FB posting. Well, I have a few choice words for her.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 29 July 2019 19:33 (five years ago) link
#liveinthemoment#neverforget
FOR ME AND MY FAMILYPERSONALLY, SEPTEMBER 11WAS A REMINDER THAT LIFE ISFLEETING, IMPERMANENT, ANDUNCERTAIN. THEREFORE, WEMUST MAKE USE OF EVERYMOMENT AND NUTURE ITWITH AFFECTION,TENDERNESS, BEAUTY,CREATIVITY, AND LAUGHTER.
< blurry photo of statue of liberty >
- DEEPAK CHOPRA
SUCCESS.COM
― j., Wednesday, 11 September 2019 15:08 (five years ago) link
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― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
and that teacher.... was bob marley
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
how did she say that stuff in all caps tho
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link
rising cadence as she gripped the podium and spittle flecked her chin
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link
She wrote 9x1=7. Her students laughed. Nevertheless, she persisted.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link
“OK BUT THEN WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS FOCUSING ON ME YELLING AT YOU??” yelled one troubled boy
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link
Everyone gets an F
― jmm, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link
and that teacher...was Subway Jared
― frogbs, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link
Lol at the idea of a math teacher thinking his students should be proud of his ability to do 90% of his multiplication tables correctly
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:52 (four years ago) link
I posted the gif on my FB, everybody clowned it but of course i got one "aw i find it lovely :((("
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link
"I took dozens of sips from my beer and no one congratulated me on it, yet when I poured the beer all over my lap everyone laughed."
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link
or, as it's more commonly explained in bad joke parlance: "but you fuck ONE monkey..."
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 22:47 (four years ago) link
Literally the response i got from one friend
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 01:16 (four years ago) link
i programmed this mars orbiter, and i got 90% of the code right, but people still laughed at me when it crashed
― wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 06:39 (four years ago) link
https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/thedaytoday/S01E03/gif/2R8vdagigMbD.gif
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 06:43 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/fSQTfL7.jpg
― esempio (crüt), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link
considered...for what?
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link
uh, yr maxell's broken dude
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link
Xpost for employment at the Cassette Museum
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link
;_;
i wanna work at the cassette museum
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link
How fast can you respool a cassette?
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link
*folds hands*
how long is the cassette
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link
fuck. that's like responding to "how fast can you type" with "how long is the document"
i can respool at 5 cm/s.
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link
thats not very fast
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link
how unconsiderate
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link
i googled for 'cassette spool rate' and the first thing i found was 19 cm/s, so i figured i could respool at probably a quarter that, as a human being. my assumptions were off!
see, this is why no cassette museum in this entire country will hire me
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link
Hey...hey!
We have training programs. Do not give up.
Send me your resume @ basf✧✧✧@eudoram✧✧✧.c✧✧
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link
Basf666 at eudoramail dot com
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link
they say it takes money to make money, let me just go ahead and give you account and routing numbers as well
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
BASF cassette orange is a very evocative colour.
― koogs, Sunday, 3 November 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link
Ok mr Malone, you're in. I was on the fence, but my partner, Rhonda, recalled working with you in the past and gave a high recommendation.
You start Monday. Bring three fucked up or unspooled tapes to orientation Monday.
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/LdBcelY_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 23:27 (four years ago) link
a lot of memes atm are basically equivalent to the art of Piero Manzoni
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 23:40 (four years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/75303416_10157978125012932_4661563353376751616_n.jpg
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 9 November 2019 04:35 (four years ago) link
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otm
― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 9 November 2019 06:59 (four years ago) link
Today's Facebook history brought up this
https://pics.onsizzle.com/there-are-66-books-in-the-bible-subtract-your-age-5318169.png
― koogs, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 07:43 (four years ago) link
(that last line is part of the image)
shout-out to the people born in the year 44 and still around nearly 2000 years later to be amazed
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 07:52 (four years ago) link
well, no, for one thing. For another thing, what?
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link
(it worked in 2016 but only then if you weren't born after the middle of november. elementary maths wrapped up as mysticism)
― koogs, Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link
yeah that should apply to literally no one now
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link