"Don't ever ask Koslowski to fix your flats."
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
ah, somebody already there with the blahnik joke.She was a bitch to land would be great for playboy, would never get into the new yorker. Good caption tho.
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
lol e3
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
several strong candidates already, I smell victory.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link
"I can't use the cobblestone runway today."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I just hope that people coming back to this thread will realize there's a new caption now.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
"I said high WHEELS, goddamnit!"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link
can u say goddamnit in new yorker?
prob not
"Would've been here earlier, but there was a sale at Saks."
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, June 15, 2009 4:27 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^ dad jokers choice
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link
"I hate French planes."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm feeling the "drag" gag as a winner.
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd almost bet that was the original caption!
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link
feel like the drag pun will occur to other people, so would need to be worded better to stand a chance. if people want to take a crack at smartening it up be my guest.
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I'll mash yours up with one of mine (not because it's better but because I'm an egomaniac):
"French planes always have a problem with drag."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:36 (fourteen years ago) link
"Don't worry, it changes into tennis shoes on the way to the hangar."
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
"No, I said we needed to ADDRESS the drag!"
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
"It's night and day with the gel pads."
― W i l l, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
dad jokers choice
not just a member I'm the president etc
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link
"dude, you will never believe this. I just got back from visiting Dave at the lab and he has been fucking a mouse. he had these mice children in a cage in little outfits. it was FUCKED UP."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link
"Lockheed-Martin should never have bought out Easy Spirit."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
"I named him Turtle, to remember."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
"i kind of want to fuck this airplane"
― Mr. Que, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link
"FLOTUS One is a go"
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link
haha i love the simplicity
― Maria, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
"it's no good, frank. I tried a bombing run and almost broke my neck."
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
"I thought I was landing on a runway"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah what happened? i am confused etc where is the new pic and what was the actual published caption for the last one?
― my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link
ZS, I think multiple threads and links therein are probably called for.u got this?
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link
"this acid is strong"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link
"and get this - ziggy's complaint is that he wishes he was taller!"
― Lamp, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link
if they published 'my wifes a slut' surely they have no problem with 'bitch to land'
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm up for it, but is that what we want to do? I'm honestly sure which is more confusing - to have one main thread that may confuse newcomers, or to have two new threads per week (one for nominations, one for the poll).
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
looks like thread is falling victim to
Disappearing Posts?
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:50 (fourteen years ago) link
wait why cant u just post the new pic?
xpost
― my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, I noticed that. I scrolled up to check out the plane in heels and it was just gone.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I did, k3vin, it's posted above (although it may have temporarily disappeared).
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link
is the poll necessary without a Ishmael Lorenzo Xevious NYer account to post the winner under?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link
ah ok my bad xp
― my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
But I'll post it again just for giggles
http://i43.tinypic.com/2dhtqu0.jpg
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link
RE: Disappearing posts
Does it have something to do with bookmarks? If I hit F5 and reload the page, some posts are missing, but if I click on the bookmark, and then on "show all messages", it DOES appear.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
...
It's an optimization for loading long threads; the first 50 posts and the last 50 posts are shown with a link in the middle to load the hidden ones in order to decrease the the amt of data requested from the web server. It's been there since this iteration of the ILX code went live.
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Tbh, we probably need a separate board for this.
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
dan, the problem is that the midthread "load all messages" link isn't showing
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
???
I can see it!
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link
"she was a bitch to land today"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, June 15, 2009 4:16 PM (37 minutes ago)
yesssss
― my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link
it's back!
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
both the pic ZS posted at first and now this second one are showing; twenty minutes ago the first wasnt there
― my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link
weird