Hi all,
John's taking a few days, any queries pls direct to IT Networks shared inbox.
HR
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link
Don’t you see dmac? Outside your insulated bubble, it is living hell in this organization. The least you could do is approve the damn timesheets so I can buy groceries
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
Re: If I could please your wif I'd already be under your desk ;-)
I will be out of the office from August 1 through August 20th. I am celebrating my marriage to a beautiful woman! My wife! Yay! If this is an emergency, please contact John.
Cheers!Bill
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
And all of it, every damn letter, is an extended metaphor about ilx
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link
Re:And all of it, every damn letter, is an extended metaphor about ilx
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
Q: has the meaning of 'trolling' changed?
A: Not that I am aware of, although misuse of the word has increased since it was coined. This is only because internet use has increased by at least three orders of magnitude since the mid-1990s, so that the potential for misuse has increased proportionately.
Lock thread.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
these voices in my head are they trolls or are they the echoes of the many starved employees that have long since fallen silent
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
Btw deems I finally got around to autoforwarding all of bill’s messages to his wife, like you asked several months ago Thanks!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
Re: Not that I am aware of, although misuse of the word has increased since it was coined. This is only because internet use has increased by at least three orders of magnitude since the mid-1990s, so that the potential for misuse has increased proportionately.
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link
Re: these voices in my head are they trolls or are they the echoes of the many starved employees that have long since fallen silent
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link
Bill got married? Good for Bill!
wait did everyone but me know
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link
d, red wine goes to my headMakes me forget that I still need her so
― Evan, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, August 12, 2019 1:07 PM
lol, lock it yourself
― mod, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:14 (four years ago) link
Oh shit, the boss is in town
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link
I do finger quotes every time I post, does that count as a trolling
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link
No one’s ever met the boss, except for the exit interview
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link
Lads, you can't troll in here! This is the Pun Room!
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link
Lol Salesforce mention just triggered me
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link
this is incredible
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
tracer ita bill from the aorpot pls
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link
*weeks of silence*
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link
> dmac this is nancy in department 19F - can you approve my timesheet> when you get a moment? Thanks!darragh,did we ever get this sortedyrs,E
darragh,
did we ever get this sorted
yrs,E
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
d, red wine, it's up to youAll I can do I've doneMemories won't go, memories won't go
― Evan, Monday, 12 August 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link
Can we get everyone into the boardroom please, the Chairwoman wants to say a few words
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f5/6a/91/f56a91f00bb33e95ea2eca78e57e5ec7.jpg
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link
"NANCY, 19, F"
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link
"FONDLY REMEMBERED"
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link
https://ap.mnocdn.no/images/779d0478-9edb-4290-9e03-381bdda23065?fit=crop&q=80&w=580
― pomenitul, Monday, 12 August 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link
"Social Club Xmas, 2015"
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link
there is no easy way to say this, but i strongly encourage everyone to check your spam folder. there are some pretty important emails from finance from two months ago, i'm not sure anyone saw it, and it's due thursday
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link
Id like to thank each of you for coming today, and, indeed, for the hard work each of you has contributed to our mission and goals this year.
Someone once said "I have a dream".
I, too, have a dream. A dream that our organisation will soon be free of paper-based timesheets and the associated issues that caused the unfortunate ..... events....of August 2019.
I'd like to take this moment to acknowledge and remember our departed colleagues, and to express our determination to support fully the efforts to find those still missing.
We will, as and organisation, emerge stronger, leaner and more focused than ever as a result of this tough fiscal year.
There is pizza and beer in 8C.
Thank you again.
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link
Does anyone have the number for the teleconference? I'm up to my elbows in QA on the Hochberg acquisitions and I haven't even had time for a vape break today.
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HWX2BnI0Gw
― Another Fule Clickin’ In Your POLL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
the death of the troller
― uptown too tanking (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
Thank you all for coming today, particular thanks to those of you who have dialled in.
Somebody once said "look on my works, ye mighty, and despair".
Well I, too, have looked upon my works, and despaired.
I would like for you all to be the first to know that I am stepping aside from my position with immediate effect.
Bill, whom you will all remember from Bill's out of office message, will be returning from honeymoon in order to step into the role.
I realise that this will leave many of you wondering about the ongoing feasibility of the ongoing project to bring the power of the cloud to our timesheet approvals process.
I can only express my profound regret. May God have mercy on your souls.
There will be pizza and beer in 8C
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link
D,You’ll be missed. Please leave your laptop, securitytoken, and company-issued Dramamine on mydesk before COB.
You’ll be missed. Please leave your laptop, securitytoken, and company-issued Dramamine on mydesk before COB.
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link
i don't how i got added to the RE: Bill's Wife email chain, but please take me off, and please stop Replying All
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link
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Diagnostic information for administrators:
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― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link
Hey John,
When Bill gets back can you let him know there is an email chain with hundreds of recipients titled "RE: Bill's Wife"? I'm trying to get off of the list but people keep on replying all. I keep on emailing his wife on their honeymoon to try to get a hold of Bill, but I think she may have blocked me after the last time this happened.
Thanks!Nance
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link
Hi to whom it concerns,
The toilets are overflowing on 2. I warned management this would happen but they said they had a maintenance guy and it looked fine.
Also who do i give the dry cleaning bill as this caused damage to my outfit.
Expecting this to be prioritized as a loyal member of the company.
Chris Neves, Esq
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 August 2019 21:07 (four years ago) link
i believe the toilets are dmac's responsibility
there was a meeting about it that he didn't attend
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/lBncX8E.jpg
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link
Neanderthal,Can I get a timeline on a) when you’re predicted the toilet disaster vs b) when the toilet disaster occurred. If the two time stamps are within 10 minutes of each other, then you can flush your career....down the toilet. Because of all the poop. Yeow!!!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link
It's ok, I went to HR with the evidence
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 August 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 21:09 (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Hi Brian,
See above for the mail discussed earlier. Name, timestamp and intent to mock/undermine all clear.
As noted previously, I've had difficulties with this person forwarding me unwanted reports and timesheets for some time now and I feel, though admittedly I'm not an expert, that he may be "trolling" me through the use of the company's telecommunications infrastructure.
I trust that you will take this ongoing issue appropriately seriously.
Apologies again about blocking the toilets. I can confirm that I now understand that they are not the proper disposal mechanism for unwanted timesheets and the issue won't arise again.
Best,
Darragh
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link
I am marking this issue resolved. Warmest Regards, Rhonda*sent from my iPhone
― sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 21:50 (four years ago) link
uh...not how I wanted to find out nyc regional branch getting shut down
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 12 August 2019 21:50 (four years ago) link
your sales were rubbish
― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 August 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link