Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

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Terrible decision to disallow that villa goal. Give the goal and then book grealish ffs

or something, Sunday, 1 September 2019 07:38 (four years ago) link

seen it now, my verdict: karma means we will inevitably go down now, so imago should be pleased.

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 1 September 2019 09:19 (four years ago) link

lol I just this second walked into a bar and saw that

imago, Sunday, 1 September 2019 13:05 (four years ago) link

and now I have to go out and umpire

apologies to all wolves fans

imago, Sunday, 1 September 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link

omg I popped back into the bar and look I've evened it up

imago, Sunday, 1 September 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link

Jfc i got a late start to watching as i woke up late and i already missed 3 goals?

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 September 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link

Lossl not even bench-warming for Everton, can we have him back on loan pls.

calzino, Sunday, 1 September 2019 13:18 (four years ago) link

God we miss Moutinho

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 September 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link

Didn't see a kot of possession that last fifteen minutes

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 September 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link

half past eight and there is not a kot
upon a mile of road no shadow thrown
that might turn out a man or woman not
a footfall tapping secrecies of stone

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 September 2019 14:02 (four years ago) link

Lol

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 September 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link

YEEEEEESSSSSSSS

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 September 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link

ouch

imago, Sunday, 1 September 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link

man that's a sacrifice for a goal

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 September 2019 14:38 (four years ago) link

fuuuuuuck come on.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 September 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link

ball watching

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 September 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link

my god that Patricio save

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 September 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link

Sigh. None of my teams won this week.

Boly you idiot

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 September 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

Good game for the neutral I guess. Boly you idiot yes. Patricia save next lev yes

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link

Okay autocorrect you should know what I mean by now you twat

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link

Spurs have apparently taken fifteen points from the last fifteen games.

ShariVari, Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link

Not to put the mockers on but there is an outside chance of a sixteenth point here.

ShariVari, Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:10 (four years ago) link

classic Xhaka tbf

Number None, Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link

not watching, gonna call our defenders cunts anyway

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link

You wouldn’t be wrong.

Spurs were never going to be able to sit back and defend successfully but that’s all they’ve tried to do in the second half.

ShariVari, Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

Good stuff this. Several Spurs players have lead in their shoes, Arsenal seem fitter for whatever reason (in case of Erikson it’s extreme disinterest).

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link

That was a fucking pen

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link

lol it was a massive dive

Number None, Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link

He kind of stopped trying to chase the ball so he could back in to the defender

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 1 September 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

which of em is this I've gotten to read the mbm

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 September 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link

Kane, but Dele should have been carded too

Number None, Sunday, 1 September 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

seen kane one, no peno no dive

alli is dive and a peno

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 September 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

the fucking state of that lacazette goal

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 September 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link

he did brilliantly tbf but everything we did the full minute before was suicide

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 September 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link

eriksen a shithouse for their second

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 September 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link

digne should see red for that on jimenez imo

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 September 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49564379

Lads, lads

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link

this is going to be like the weakest afternoon tea impersonation of royal rumble trash talk until shearer does something illegal to owen

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link

aurier is good now

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 September 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link

Wtf Wolves

Can't string two passes together.

Then that wondergoal for Chelsea

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 September 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

Oh ffs

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 September 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link

Fucking football

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 September 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link

I picked the wrong day to be stood in the pub sober

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 September 2019 14:42 (four years ago) link

Ok fuck this

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 September 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link

That third goal was inevitable

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 September 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link

was goin to ask if ye had become palace fans lads

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 September 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link

I am now a Poch's trainers fan. The white really sets off the tracksuit!

alomar lines, Saturday, 14 September 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

nice

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 September 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

ok now i'm a norwich fan

alomar lines, Saturday, 14 September 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link

the dull, dull fist of inevitability

imago, Saturday, 14 September 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link


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