Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

Sigh. None of my teams won this week.

Boly you idiot

Good game for the neutral I guess. Boly you idiot yes. Patricia save next lev yes

Okay autocorrect you should know what I mean by now you twat

Spurs have apparently taken fifteen points from the last fifteen games.

Not to put the mockers on but there is an outside chance of a sixteenth point here.

classic Xhaka tbf

not watching, gonna call our defenders cunts anyway

You wouldn’t be wrong.

Spurs were never going to be able to sit back and defend successfully but that’s all they’ve tried to do in the second half.

Good stuff this. Several Spurs players have lead in their shoes, Arsenal seem fitter for whatever reason (in case of Erikson it’s extreme disinterest).

That was a fucking pen

lol it was a massive dive

He kind of stopped trying to chase the ball so he could back in to the defender

which of em is this I've gotten to read the mbm

Kane, but Dele should have been carded too

seen kane one, no peno no dive

alli is dive and a peno

the fucking state of that lacazette goal

he did brilliantly tbf but everything we did the full minute before was suicide

eriksen a shithouse for their second

digne should see red for that on jimenez imo

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49564379

Lads, lads

this is going to be like the weakest afternoon tea impersonation of royal rumble trash talk until shearer does something illegal to owen

aurier is good now

Wtf Wolves

Can't string two passes together.

Then that wondergoal for Chelsea

Oh ffs

Fucking football

I picked the wrong day to be stood in the pub sober

Ok fuck this

That third goal was inevitable

was goin to ask if ye had become palace fans lads

I am now a Poch's trainers fan. The white really sets off the tracksuit!

nice

ok now i'm a norwich fan

the dull, dull fist of inevitability

lol

The guy in the flat below me is a Norwich fan so I don't even have to watch the game to know how it's going.

it sounds likes city conceded by pissing about trying to play it out from the back like their under pressure minnows are supposed to do!

Yep.

Tempting fate but City don’t looks like getting back into it, nothing is coming off and Norwich have been excellent.

3-2 so may have spoken too soon.

Nice.

might actually watch motd tonight

ya i might skip it

kkkkyyyyyyyyyyyllllleee

big fan of Nuno Espírito Santo's beard right now

don't know what product he's using on it, but it's currently magnificent

Best thing about us yesterday. Wish I hadn't watched that

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Another absolutely farcical goal from the new goal kick thing.

Why... does any team want to pass it around in their own area from a goal kick? Sure the IFAB only changed the rules to clown these poshlost play it out from the back merchants

Norwich did it yesterday and scored tbf but yes, it’s bizarre.

David Luiz with another penalty concession.