Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

which of em is this I've gotten to read the mbm

Kane, but Dele should have been carded too

seen kane one, no peno no dive

alli is dive and a peno

the fucking state of that lacazette goal

he did brilliantly tbf but everything we did the full minute before was suicide

eriksen a shithouse for their second

digne should see red for that on jimenez imo

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49564379

Lads, lads

this is going to be like the weakest afternoon tea impersonation of royal rumble trash talk until shearer does something illegal to owen

aurier is good now

Wtf Wolves

Can't string two passes together.

Then that wondergoal for Chelsea

Oh ffs

Fucking football

I picked the wrong day to be stood in the pub sober

Ok fuck this

That third goal was inevitable

was goin to ask if ye had become palace fans lads

I am now a Poch's trainers fan. The white really sets off the tracksuit!

nice

ok now i'm a norwich fan

the dull, dull fist of inevitability

lol

The guy in the flat below me is a Norwich fan so I don't even have to watch the game to know how it's going.

it sounds likes city conceded by pissing about trying to play it out from the back like their under pressure minnows are supposed to do!

Yep.

Tempting fate but City don’t looks like getting back into it, nothing is coming off and Norwich have been excellent.

3-2 so may have spoken too soon.

Nice.

might actually watch motd tonight

ya i might skip it

kkkkyyyyyyyyyyyllllleee

big fan of Nuno Espírito Santo's beard right now

don't know what product he's using on it, but it's currently magnificent

Best thing about us yesterday. Wish I hadn't watched that

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Another absolutely farcical goal from the new goal kick thing.

Why... does any team want to pass it around in their own area from a goal kick? Sure the IFAB only changed the rules to clown these poshlost play it out from the back merchants

Norwich did it yesterday and scored tbf but yes, it’s bizarre.

David Luiz with another penalty concession.

Watford the only team likely to win this. Arsenal look even worse than last year when they’re under pressure.

https://i.ibb.co/tJ1S330/EEh-Znh-PXUAgm9-Mf.jpg

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(latin for 'skill')

hard to see a case for that only being a yellow for delph

sorry for broken record but TONIGHT ON MINGS WATCH - he has just properly gone after Anwar El Ghazi for not tracking his man, i mean he was fucking livid and El Ghazi, foolishly imo, got angry in return and shoved his face in at Mings. on the one hand i suppose youre a better man than I, Gunga Din, cause seriously, Tyrone is a terrifying spectacle when roused, but then on the other, do as youre fucken told lad it's clear who the boss is in this situation. VAR check for possible red card scenario in case one of them had headbutted the other. cameras cut straight back to Mings with a grin so wide it was practically meeting at the back

think Villa will lose this, Guilbert at right back couldn't be less interested in defending, the Felipe Anderson / Masuaku combo is gonna kill us off sooner or later

Lord, I have a broken stream

Just found out one of the barmen in my second home is Villa, I hope this isn't a KoD but you'm still in it and rightly from the bits I've attended to

David Cameron derby

Good timing for the c*nt

Shit ourselves once Masuaku walked, not a clue what to do once the onus was on us to actually go after the win.

Fuckin Wesley though, wtf was that at the end. Admit I am a little worse for wear rn but as I saw it the guy miscontrolled at the crucial moment and pathetically faked an injury to cover

Fair or unfair? I was too busy swearing at the screen to give it a fair viewing