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two burnt cakes does not one unburnt cake make

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:39 (four years ago) link

Two whereabouts do not a what make.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

A whale can't see its own tail

The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

A sack of shit is always too heavy

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:43 (four years ago) link

↑ good one, it just rings eternally true.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

you can't yoke an ox to a ploughing engine

hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

A spoonful today will taste ok
A spoonful tomorrow will taste of sorrow

The Pingularity (ledge), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link

a chandler never askses
an axeman where his wax is
an axeman never quandaries
where a laundrer keeps his laundries

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link

Refrain from peeing through a keyhole
And putting keys inside your peehole

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:53 (four years ago) link

boil the lance before lancing the boil

hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link

^vg

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

If your butt feels sour, use that internal power

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:12 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

even a watched clock never boils

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Monday, 6 July 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link

A swallowed turd does not coprophagia make.

pomenitul, Monday, 6 July 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link

Where there’s a will, there’s a corpse

Dan Worsley, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link

clean arsehole, clean mind

calzino, Monday, 6 July 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link

two wrongs don't make a right; but two rights send you into oncoming traffic

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

the mintier the julep, the prettier the baby.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 6 July 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link


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