Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

Embarrassing goals aside idk if there will be a more emblematic moment than Vertonghen, mid-way towards the half-way line and under no pressure, turning round and realising he couldn’t go back to Gazzaniga because Maupay was in the way and lumping the ball away aimlessly because he couldn’t think of anyone else to pass to.

two goals conceded from three on target, and one good save from gazzaniga (immediate goal from rebound) and you just think, what other team puts up stats like this so consistently over fifteen years and thinks its getting core shit right?

the quality of chance we give up is alarming, even if the stats were only viewed on a laserjet printout read by an earnest postgrad covering nightshift in a distant lab he'd be shaking the professor (bill pullman) awake

seem to recall eric dier a couple of years ago being linked in tabloid speak with a 'big money move to man utd'. now he barely resembles a footballer and doesn't even look good enough for the current utd midfield.

Spurs can't afford to sack Poch

that link to united stopped dier in his tracks, hes been backwards in development ever since

pochs crowing about it in his book a year later was shitty enough too

is this lad Connolly a wind up merchant or what, im on mbm updates he seems "involved"

yeah he's looked good actually

I'm prepared to anoint him as our national saviour

He’s scored twice now.

hadn't even scored his second on my stream when I typed that :)

fuck this im off to venice

We may have previously inadvertently given the impression that proven Premier league goalscorer Wesley Moraes Ferreira da Silva was an innefectual, lightweight player unsuited to the harsh mental and physical rigours of the English Premier League,

saw the goals. he looks composed but norwich defended like a bunch of music nerds

Fucksake Albrighton

Shit day. Fuck Football.

best day I've had since watford away - last year or was it the year before last? fucking hell just seeing 3-0 on a home result is like snorting crystal mdma for me right now

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If you can't catch MOTD tonight, BBC Sport have done an intuitive visual guide to the performance of Wesley Moraes Ferreira Da Silva in today's game

With the greatest respect to the rest of you European Football experts whose teams have their own special thread, the case is closed

Our ceiling remains 15th

When it's pissing down and dark as fuck outside and you're already feeling like shit what you really need is an away game at the Etihad

And your new striker missing a fucking sitter on 5 minutes

Fuck me 3 we shd've had on the break

well apart from the fact that we should be in the lead that was a pretty uplifting first half

Was just coming here to say yea, disappointing that none of the breakaways resulted in anything. Particularly Jimenez - shoulda just ripped.

I'll take being level at half though. Patricio a nice half.

you've gotta think we'll suffer for not taking at least one of those chances and it's gonna be more hard work second half but they'll be shook at least

Hoping for another midfield giveaway to pounce on and then not bottle the finish

we've missed Jota today, we don't have a ton of options up front without him, be good if Adama could get some more crosses into the box but i think he's likely to get subbed at some point - not his fault, just need a bit more defensive strength on our right wing

City players getting really pissy now

Lovely stuff

ADAMA

YEEEEESSSSSSDD

What a goal, what an afternoon

Thought we'd got a sub left, forgot about Saiss going off

Ederson’s gross, G. Jesus tiresome after only a minute. Unlikeable team

LOL Pep

Congrats NV but fucksake Wolves

Liverpool ARE going to win the Premier League 2019/20

About time Leicester won it again.

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHH

earned this

at least city can kill 2 birds with one stone with the combined christmas/end of season party in couple of months.

Well deserved

OMGGGGGGGGHGH FUCK UUUU CITY

Such great defending.

Was not expecting.

Probably looked a damn fool celebrating in the hotel lobby.

going out for a dance in the rain

I was doing the same yesterday and we'd only beaten the fookin' Tigers!

Ya earned that much :)

Nice way to go into the break.

this game looks like two relegation-battling teams tbh

It’s worse than the Man United / Arsenal match and doesn’t have the excuse of bad weather.

1st shot on target in the 40th minute

only our second shot of the half

maguire's header is going to look worse every time it's replayed