I dare you to anticipate Joaquin Phoenix in Todd Phillips's JOKER (now with something that may or may not be a SPOILER)

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True 80s NYC would be Joker guesting on Robyn Byrd.

... (Eazy), Monday, 7 October 2019 22:04 (four years ago) link

Midnight Blue with The Jacker

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 7 October 2019 22:14 (four years ago) link

Just remembered the Jerry Langford show was live too.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 7 October 2019 22:14 (four years ago) link

Oh wait, it isn't, because Pupkin watches himself at the bar. Disregard.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 7 October 2019 22:16 (four years ago) link

also, what SEVEN medications would he be on in 1981? Lithium, Thorazine, ......?

flappy bird, Monday, 7 October 2019 22:39 (four years ago) link

... We're A Happy Family/Me, Mom & Daddy

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 7 October 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link

flappy otm, the grocery list of drugs things seemed contemporary

also, that brief moment almost at the end where he finds the photo of his mom with a fond note from Thomas on the back was a whole lot of "ohh, then MAYBE"

mh, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 01:35 (four years ago) link

like, it's more than likely just a nice note from a boss that liked her and later fed her delusions but MAYBE

mh, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 01:36 (four years ago) link

This is honestly kinda the best idea in the movie :)

isn't it just Zack Snyder's revolutionary idea of Batman and Superman crying in each other's arms because their mothers have the same name

or Sam Mendes revolutionary idea of Blofeld and Batman being brothers

or etc etc

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 02:07 (four years ago) link

oh ho, my dark mirror it seems is even closer to me than I had let myself suspect. perhaps it is I who truly is unbalanced, askew from the norms of society. but to confront this would only send me as mad as he!

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 02:08 (four years ago) link

young bruce pretty blasé about old weirdos sticking fingers into his mouth.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 02:09 (four years ago) link

or Sam Mendes revolutionary idea of Blofeld and Batman being brothers

lol @ me, but tbf he does skulk around on rooftops wearing a spooky mask in that movie, and operate with only grudging arms-distance half-approval from the authorities

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 02:37 (four years ago) link

I still enjoy Alfred being a dick then getting WWE choked

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 03:01 (four years ago) link

A FB friend posted how he hated it. Refreshing for some variety instead of the usual fecund gaggle of gigglefucks slurping the sweat off of Joaquin's peen

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 03:06 (four years ago) link

would slurp of shame

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 06:22 (four years ago) link

True 80s NYC would be Joker guesting on Robyn Byrd.

where else would the joker boast about his boners?

Françoise, Laurel, and Hardy (K. Rrosé), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 11:56 (four years ago) link

still undecided whether to see this at a cinema, likelihood of it being a less well written version of Shakes The Clown seems likely

https://youtu.be/V7KOt3Hugd4?t=45

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 11:57 (four years ago) link

Yes, Tom Kenny's Binky is all the homicidal doormat clown that I need.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 12:02 (four years ago) link

I’m wondering how much of this movie you could recreate using footage of Joaquin Phoenix in other roles

mh, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link

^^Next Guy Maddin joint, IIRC.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link

XP to mh

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link

Nobody named Todd has ever been nominated for the Best DIrector Academy Award.

— Jaime N. Christley (@j_christley) October 5, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link

should been todd haynes

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link

(or, honestlly, solondz for happiness)

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link

I nominate Browning if the singular 'd' in his first name isn't an automatic disqualifier.

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link

Happiness was ridiculously good

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

happily, Todd Field was passed over for In the Bedroom, or Death Wish for NPR Members, as i called it.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link

Is Joaquin going to accept his Oscar in makeup

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link

Oh also yesterday at work I stood in line in Jollibee behind a guy who was dressed as the Leto Joker.

Green hair. Same haircut. He even had the "HaHaHaHaHa" tattoo

:/

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

Yo, how had I already forgotten that Leto Joker was a thing that'd happened?

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link

Judging by his performance, he forgot he was Joker too

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link

*phoenix takes the oscar, academy orchestra plays "Tears of a Clown"*

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link

Alternately:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH6b_lSQst0

Now there's someone I would've liked to see portray the Joker!

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rS2Xnwsb8E

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

we don’t deserve a Crispin Glover Joker

mh, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 00:56 (four years ago) link

We totally don't. But...can you even imagine the magic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocgj9tewHso

Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 01:09 (four years ago) link

I just watched River's Edge, just an awful movie, but Crispin Glover was fun, proto-Tom DeLonge SoCal punk.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 05:58 (four years ago) link

I love that movie!

akm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link

it's quite good... plus babealicious young Keanu

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 14:20 (four years ago) link

yeah, river's edge is good, wtf flappy

to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 14:22 (four years ago) link

No it's bad

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

river’s edge is good, wtf jim

to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

it's good jim

Simon H., Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

the story just doesn't make sense to me (the silence of the gang around their friend's murder, sort of coerced by crispin glover's weedy leader just seems odd) and crispin glover gets a bit much. him just shouting "feeeeeeeeeeck!" etc.

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:06 (four years ago) link

are u .... trolling jim

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link

there's a thin line between Heathers and Sweetie... River's Edge crosses it

Some of the worst Hollywood actor attempts at playing 'punk' I've ever seen

flappy bird, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link

I disagree. The characters in that movie are basically the kids I went to high school with.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link

for sure, everyone except Glover and Reeves (though CG is pretty funny)

flappy bird, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link

Err wasn’t River’s Edge was based on a true story?

And it’s great, stfu with these challops.

circa1916, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link


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