― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 14 July 2003 14:25 (twenty years ago) link
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― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:25 (twenty years ago) link
Ok I am not eating anymore. Thanx Dan!
― Vic (Vic), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:27 (twenty years ago) link
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― Vic (Vic), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 14 July 2003 15:58 (twenty years ago) link
I believe U!!
― Vic (Vic), Monday, 14 July 2003 16:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Dada, Monday, 14 July 2003 16:08 (twenty years ago) link
oh and recently at a club i heard and unfortunately smelt what can only be described as an attack of dysantry followed by a prolapse going on in a cubicle - i nearly fainted it was that bad
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― Gavin mc linden, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link
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― jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link
(Thankfully this was in 1998 and 24hrs later bits of the site were flooded with faeces anyway, so I doubt anyone noticed).
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link
the night before we ate local market scallops on the barbie. oops. the next morning i got up and went to the toilet with my guts churning. This wasn't like your regular runny tummy - this was beyond pebbledash, this was bad, this was like pissing out of my arse, gallons and gallons of the stuff.
Oh if i could minute every torturous bump and rev and braking in that car. we had this stuff called diocalm. the stated daily dose was 6 tablets a day i necked 'em tablets 2 an hour for the next 14 hours. the car was boiling, dry heat 80F-ish, i was drinkin about 2ltr water per hour. Diocalm gave my bowels a half-chance, they were straining at the leash, ferocious but i could just about clench it back. Without that stuff the inside of our car would have have looked like chocolate Coronation Street but smelt a lot worse. this was nothing short of karmic payback. payback for all the times i'd sung running down the gutter like a melted piece of butter, diarrohea, diarreaha - people think it's funny but it's really wet and runny, diarrohea etc. i butt-clenched my way through countless service station lobbies so i could go lose another six pints. some of those toilets were so traumatizing they turned black and white in my memory within five minutes of leaving them.
― john clarkson, Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link
the texture was interresting to say the least
― ayeq (xave), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link
wtf?
― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link
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― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 1 May 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link
when i got attacked in an alley in dublin with a 2x4 i shit my pants! -- jergins (jergins), Wednesday, April 19, 2006 10:58 AM
diversionary tactic
― gershy, Saturday, 10 November 2007 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link
gershy with the crucial revive, but surprised he went jergins over blanchard.
― sanskrit, Saturday, 10 November 2007 05:01 (sixteen years ago) link
you always hurt the ones you love
― gershy, Saturday, 10 November 2007 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link
i was about to tell this story again
― jergïns, Saturday, 10 November 2007 05:50 (sixteen years ago) link
omg gershy loves jergins!!
― Lingbert, Saturday, 10 November 2007 05:52 (sixteen years ago) link
gaiershy
― jergïns, Saturday, 10 November 2007 05:54 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.cornelishollander.com/ch/images/braille.jpg
― gershy, Saturday, 10 November 2007 06:11 (sixteen years ago) link
there was some message board a while back that had a thread on this.
It spanned hundreds of pages...I laughed, cried, and learned a lot about life.
oh, and to answer the question, the last time I did I was like 9 years old. Couple of photo finishes maybe but my sphincter is made of steel.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 9 December 2007 13:13 (sixteen years ago) link
my sphincter is made of steel. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fa/Batfink.gif/150px-Batfink.gif
― snoball, Sunday, 9 December 2007 13:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Back in '99, I had my first Valentine's date with my girlfriend at the time. She was very smart (recent college graduate) and was also a sexy burlesque model. So I took her to this fancy mafia-style steakhouse that had lots of red velvet and a piano.
I ordered a 30 ounce steak. Now, it's important to note that I'm only 5'7" and have a pretty slight build. But the steak was AMAZING, and the company was easily its equal.
Before I knew it, I had about one bite to go. Accompanying this bite was an unexpected shart. I excused myself, and made it to the bathroom in time to see the first bite poking out the other end. I threw away my boxers, cleaned up, and returned to the meal.
I told her I was "under the weather" and we did not make out that Valentine's day. I also did not tell her this story until about two years later.
Hasn't happened again since, even when I was on tour with food poisoning.
― Nate Carson, Sunday, 9 December 2007 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link
some dude posted a story on the net once about how he was driving a car with his girlfriend and her mother and he had to take a humongous shit but there was nowhere to stop for miles (I think he was in a country town).
So he pulled over to the side of the road, went somewhere "private" and took a shit in a dumpster, casually but not efficiently wiping his ass with his boxers, which he threw in the dumpster as well.
So he got back in the car and it was a hot day on top of that and the ac wasn't working real well. So with the poo fumes and the heat, apparently he had to stop the car every 10 minutes so that his gf's mother could get out to throw up.
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 23:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Just once, after crystal meth and 12 vodka tonics. I deserved it.
― dally, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Apropos de rien: Don't let yr main daily meals be salad for too many days in a row.
― libcrypt, Thursday, 27 March 2008 02:27 (sixteen years ago) link
"shart" omg
― electricsound, Thursday, 27 March 2008 02:35 (sixteen years ago) link
"one of the ten best shits of my life"
― sleep, Thursday, 27 March 2008 05:09 (sixteen years ago) link