Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

"fake" is a terrible meme that wants killing but those apps are deliberately hugely dishonest, I wouldn't split hairs

People keep sharing this like it's some amazing own of Burgon - presumably his point was just that the LDs are making excuses to avoid coalition with a party left of them.

My god, how has she done this to him again just one week later pic.twitter.com/jX7bwF1yKY

— Rob Joyce (@RobJoyce156) October 31, 2019

Their other excuse being to only win ten seats.

emma barnett & thomas pecker are arseholes

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Charrington's / The Thornhill Arms, is it?

The Eaglet, a dingy chilly hellhole, with boisterous Gooners spilling over into the street, inconveniencing passers-by, every match day.

What has Emma Barnett and Thomas Pecker (LOL nominative determinism) done now?

*have

Oh yeah, I know it to see - I lived around the back of the Swimmer for a few months last year, but I just went to the Swimmer!

Day 1 of General Election: Extraordinary insight from a Labour MP. No billionaires in Britain #generalelection #BrexitDay https://t.co/DzI7CXVzXG

— Emma Barnett (@Emmabarnett) October 31, 2019

Here at the Labour Party campaign launch, where the Shadow Cabinet have wandered on stage.

It must, alas, be pointed out, that a quite significant percentage of these people are very, very stupid indeed. pic.twitter.com/jRGCNWWOn7

— Tom Peck (@tompeck) October 31, 2019

Oh yeah, I know it to see - I lived around the back of the Swimmer for a few months last year, but I just went to the Swimmer!

Wise man. The area is shit for pubs.

Good old Tom “I’m friends with Britain First people but none of my friends are stupid enough to be Corbynites” Peck speaking there.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EINjDj0WsAAyt_t?format=jpg&name=900x900

All this Islington north chat is making me really miss the place

It's too elite, even Joe Orton would priced out of there these days :p

Apparently Boris Johnson is ditching Uxbridge and South Ruislip (majority of 5,034) and scarpering off to stand in Rutland & Melton (majority of 23,104).#generalelection2019

— James Melville (@JamesMelville) October 31, 2019

?

Lol running scared

That can't be true.

good sign if it is

They'd definitely lose the seat then. Don't believe it.

Even if it is made up shit from a Putin troll farm - good work

let's all resolve to bring this kind of energy to the election campaign pic.twitter.com/zCbrZ2tcTd

— tom (@malaiseforever) October 31, 2019

Lovin it lovin it lovin it

Don't know who James Melville is or how he'd know but ty for the lol all the same

Apparently BJ has just visited the hospital down the road from me and was booed as he left, standard enough day then.

I believe poetic whatever dictates that Johnson goes to Penrith & The Border or Orpington.

maybe he'll go to dunwich or old sarum

had no idea the chancellor was a working class geezer you'd think he'd mention it more

― nashwan, Thursday, October 31, 2019 11:51 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Indeed...

“I think that is incredibly rude. I wonder if people like Hugh Grant think they are part of the elite and they look down on working class people no matter what station they reach in life.”

... well done, Sajid, you've managed to appear to an even bigger tit than Hugh Grant.

Worried about Liverpool winning the league? Throw your support behind Spurs who are the only team who can stop them pic.twitter.com/vbkkg7rLhs

— Will 🚾 (@ohlookitswill_) October 31, 2019

Have never really had an opinion on Hugh Grant but that’s quite refreshing considering the many, many celebs we had wanking to death over Ellen’s civility to GWB.

xp lol beautiful

I have very reliable tales of Hugh Grant being Unsafe In Taxis but let’s credit him for chastising The Saj on behalf of all the non-famous hacking victims.

Just a nod to the fact that it is October 31st, 2019, the UK is not leaving the EU today, and Boris Johnson's Brexit policies have been emphatically repudiated by parliament over and over. Happy Halloween, UK!

Hopefully this should be a fun story that might make the Tories think twice about accusing Corbyn of being pro-Russia.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/31/boris-johnson-accused-report-russia-dominic-grieve

johnson's connections to russia are proven and rife

Pisstape or gtf.

I was called Project Fear for explaining how No-Deal Tariffs work.

Ms Pearson is predicting over 10 trillion pounds of capital flight "overnight."

To put that in context, 10 trillion pounds is roughly the entire Chinese economy. https://t.co/vlhcr6ziST

— Dmitry Grozoubinski (@DmitryOpines) October 31, 2019

Like Brexit, it's a price worth paying, Allison.

You love to see and hear it...

https://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/boris-johnson-addenbrooks-hospital-boos-17178558

"Happy Brexit day, Prime Minister". oof.

John Bercow has been snapped by the supremely talented @StefanRousseau of PA arriving for his last day at work. Of course he lives in the House of Commons so it's likely he had to leave and come back in again to do this. pic.twitter.com/JaI6qjoFPP

— Dan Bloom (@danbloom1) October 31, 2019

btw 2 Tories on QT tonight (including Oakeshott) so no need to watch or report back thx

i do wonder what the tories will try with bercow out of the picture

Uh oh. Donald Trump tells @LBC he's warned Boris Johnson his Brexit deal might hamper free trade agreement with the US: 'This deal, to be honest, some aspects of it, you cannot do a trade deal with the UK.'

— Jason Groves (@JasonGroves1) October 31, 2019

Also

Update: Keith Vaz is set to lose the whip after 32 years as a Labour MP https://t.co/GwDUK81ift

— Esther Webber (@estwebber) October 31, 2019

Good.

Indeed

They accidentally did a good one.

🎃 #HappyHalloween pic.twitter.com/kM9AGAgYqI

— Conservatives (@Conservatives) October 31, 2019

lol their ability to make their bad look good is v impressive.