Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

John Bercow has been snapped by the supremely talented @StefanRousseau of PA arriving for his last day at work. Of course he lives in the House of Commons so it's likely he had to leave and come back in again to do this. pic.twitter.com/JaI6qjoFPP

— Dan Bloom (@danbloom1) October 31, 2019

btw 2 Tories on QT tonight (including Oakeshott) so no need to watch or report back thx

i do wonder what the tories will try with bercow out of the picture

Uh oh. Donald Trump tells @LBC he's warned Boris Johnson his Brexit deal might hamper free trade agreement with the US: 'This deal, to be honest, some aspects of it, you cannot do a trade deal with the UK.'

— Jason Groves (@JasonGroves1) October 31, 2019

Also

Update: Keith Vaz is set to lose the whip after 32 years as a Labour MP https://t.co/GwDUK81ift

— Esther Webber (@estwebber) October 31, 2019

Good.

Indeed

They accidentally did a good one.

🎃 #HappyHalloween pic.twitter.com/kM9AGAgYqI

— Conservatives (@Conservatives) October 31, 2019

lol their ability to make their bad look good is v impressive.

so cheerful!

and have literally visualised something for people.

i do wonder what the tories will try with bercow out of the picture

― koogs, Thursday, October 31, 2019 5:14 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

was wondering about taht after reading about his influence in the process so far a couple of weeks back.
I don't know what the selection process for his replacement is so how good things will be from today.

I see bloke with horrible accent and womans name is massively odds on fav. I suppose he has done his 9 year apprenticeship of yelling shit from 18th century dust books in his horrible accent.

How is he as a Labour man going to be a more pliable speaker than bercow, oh forget it - stupid question!

"The son of former Labour MP Doug Hoyle"

his dad was in the Velvet Underground

What’s wrong with his accent?!

it's not reet! Probably an accent ruined for me by shit people I've worked with and Peter Kay.

Oh God yeah, true, but not all Lancastrians...

Still the best choice accent wise of the runners. (Should have a Yorkshire or Scouse one though).

there is an ace interview with betty boothroyd talking about how her dad was a (scandalous in the 30's) stay at home parent while her mum went to work during the depression. Someone linked it on ILX years ago.

https://sounds.bl.uk/Oral-history/Oral-history-curator-s-choice/021M-OH1CD0297601-0001V0

"take jam and hope for spam" LibDems new campaign slogan there

The last Speaker with a regional accent got absolutely ripped to shreds for having one - remember Gorbals Mick?

who was giving him shit about his accent?

His Glaswegian accent led to his being nicknamed "Gorbals Mick" by Quentin Letts, after the working-class district of Glasgow, although he was actually born on the other side of the river from the Gorbals and represented a constituency a few miles away.[15]

Can’t believe the boarding school twat who’s got a problem with Scottish people was at it again

poor attention to biographical details there by mr Letts, not that it matters because he isn't a journalist - despite whatever he's put on his passport. the total cunt.

Donald Trump is trying to interfere in Britain’s election to get his friend Boris Johnson elected.

It was Trump who said in June the NHS is “on the table”. And he knows if Labour wins US corporations won’t get their hands on it.

Our NHS is not for sale.pic.twitter.com/AUhht3pCgL

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) October 31, 2019

yes

yes they should

fuck.ing.hell.

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— jewdⒶs // ייִדהודה (@jewdas) October 31, 2019

Day one ppl

andrew KKK neil seems pretty good at deflecting the *controversy* about Britain First type neo-nazi screeds in his shit-rag. It must be a very tough job!

Harman as an early advocate of the welfare bill and the two child tax-credit limit is a "smart and empathetic" choice for speaker of the house according to one of my local MPs :0===

LDs have picked up another ex-tory, antoinette sandbach

something something rat orchestra on the titanic something

Sincerely hope big Ed pickets the co-op

.@coopuk I called you weeks ago about the unacceptably cold conditions for staff at Askern co-op. It is still not sorted after 2 months despite staff complaints and I suspect it is in breach of HSE guidelines. Do I need to picket or are you going to do something? pic.twitter.com/I59Ge1luKP

— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) October 31, 2019

Hey @BestForBritain Why is your “Tool” recommending voting for Corbyns Candidate in Ilford South when you know that I defied Corbyns Whip and voted against triggering Article 50 and I have always supported a People’s Vote. Is it now your policy to undermine pro European MPs ?

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) October 31, 2019

set up an online tactical voting MRP driven site that recommends Gapes for every seat.

It happened!

Would have to recommend this one much more Mike! Give it a go, seems much more accurate! https://t.co/VkFXd5V5BO

— Harry (@HarryCro) October 31, 2019

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is dominic cummings off the park now ?

xps

Doncaster is such a fucking depressing and grey dead-zone of featureless flat brownfill and power stations and absolute nothingness, at least if you are feeling cold then at least that is a start on the path to actually fucking feeling something!

sour gapes

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGoHpPXW4AAQjoJ?format=png&name=900x900 deeply upset Owen Paterson just out of shot

!!!

Thank you. I was not aware of this site. https://t.co/HlMXYnlP1g

— Mike Gapes (@MikeGapes) October 31, 2019

Clive Lewis handing it down on Newsnight. Fuck billionaires.

Oh well done Harry, excellent work

He’s always at his best during an election campaign

Don't turn over to Question Time, the audience is a Tory/Brexit Party lynch mob.

is dominic cummings off the park now ?

good Q tbh.

And yes, QT managed to find a 18-19 year old Boris stan that wants the marxist opposition crushed! he was too young to vote in the referendum but it ADAMANT that the vote must be carried through.

pace yourselves BBC, the Tory/Brexit Party lynch mobs are a finite resource y'know!