We’re gonna need an all hands
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link
do you mean Rhonda or Rhoda
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link
REQ77098874: Your request has been receviedThank you for contacting IT Support. Your request has been received and an available technician will respond shortly.Your request read as follows:>> Rhonda,>Thanks,IT Support
REQ77098874: Your request has been recevied
Thank you for contacting IT Support. Your request has been received and an available technician will respond shortly.
Your request read as follows:
>> Rhonda,>
Thanks,IT Support
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link
...I fear that the IT-CIM concept was deeply flawed from the start
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link
And the CIM solution, which led to the IT-CIM conceptDear god
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link
They told us that the IT-CIM concept was “IT-based”, and we just believed them
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link
But look at the wikipedia entry for Swim Lanes (process flow diagrams) to learn the awful truth. It’s all been right in front of us
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
Rhoondaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
REQ77098890: Your request has been receviedThank you for contacting IT Support. Your request has been received and an available technician will respond shortly.Your request read as follows:>> Rhoondaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!>Thanks,IT Support
>> Rhoondaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!>
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link
15 other requests have been received in the last 5 minutes? This organization is very needy
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link
Rhondaaaaaaa this organization neeeeeeeeds you
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 22:59 (four years ago) link
Rhonda would like to connect with you on LinkedIn
― sarahell, Friday, 1 November 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link
swiping rhight on that one
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link
Tinder connects the world's professionals to make them more productive and successful.
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 2 November 2019 02:36 (four years ago) link
Rhonda,
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link
jesus christ we forgot about rhonda!
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link
has anyone here actually met Rhonda in person, and/or are any of Rhonda
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link
any of YOU Rhonda, I mean.
Apologies for several years worth of typos, team!
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link
Rhonda, go faster. Faster.
First gear? It's all right. Second gear? I'll lean right. Third gear? Hang on tight.
Faster, it's all right.
Best,Prof. Dr.-Ing. Binner
― I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link
You don't tug on Superman's dick
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link
Speak for yourself.
― I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link
Nancy,This is Rhonda in finance. We are currently transitioning to a new cloud-based timesheet system. Had you read the latest "Finance Department Newsletter" you would have been aware of this.Warmest Regards,Rhonda― sarahell, Monday, August 12, 2019 10:55 AM (two months ago)
This is Rhonda in finance. We are currently transitioning to a new cloud-based timesheet system. Had you read the latest "Finance Department Newsletter" you would have been aware of this.
Warmest Regards,
Rhonda
― sarahell, Monday, August 12, 2019 10:55 AM (two months ago)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 21:01 (four years ago) link
RHONDAAAAAAAAA
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 21:03 (four years ago) link
Rhonda's in the cloud? Omg
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link
*bangs head into mirror*
wheres rhonda
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link
What's weird is that based on previous internet interactions, I always found Rhonda to be very grounded, not at all a "head in the clouds" kind of person. Hope that she is ok!
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link
neanderthal,
hate to have to escalate this up to you (cc'ing rhonda)
please see below for update (not the first) requested from karl some time back:
karl you were asked for an update on operation dennis some time back
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 23:55 (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink
thanks
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 December 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link
?
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 December 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link
Apologies, the office was temporarily evacuated due to an incident in the lavatory. The next of kin have been called.
Karl,
Please see me after your unpaid lunch break. I need to understand where the disconnect was on this request. Do not make plans for after work tonight.
― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 December 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link
Hi neanderthal
many thanks for response as below
suggest that you might recall and amend working to "do not make plans to work here after tonight"
rgds
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 December 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link
*replies all*
cc pom
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 16 December 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link
Dear Rhonda,
Please find attached.
Kind regards,
― pomenitul, Monday, 16 December 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link
Karl Malone is Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. If you have any urgent concerns, especially about Operation Dennis, please contact Darraghmac
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link
Hi Neanderthal,
My staff is distraught because someone (a certain DarraghMac? Does he work over at IT or something?) sent a "reply all". They are now worried they will be out of a job tonight. Alex sabotaged the coffee machine in protest, and Jenny is threatening to go to the press with this.
Please act upon this crisis swiftly. This is getting out of hand. (and I have bowling practice tonight)
Best,
LBI
-----------------------signature-----------------------Remember: You don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle-----------------------signature-----------------------
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 16 December 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link
Good evening, all,
It has come to my attention that some of you are worried about job security based on darraghmac's reply all.
Rest assured...many of you have nothing to worry about.
Have a great day,
Neanderthal
― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link
Neanderthal,
thanks for handling that.
keep it up! there'll be plenty of opportunities around here soon for someone with a bit of initiative!
Darragh
*reply all*
cc pom, rhonda, dennis
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link
Re: re: FW: Re:
Karl
Not sure if you're getting these? Keep getting responses from you as per below:
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link
Darraghmac, I am Out of the Office today, returning November 18th. Do I have to underline it for you? Not sure I can make it more clear than that. Long weekend, heavy week coming up, I'm not in the mood. Please contact Darraghmac.
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link
hi karl
if you could underline it, that would be great!
really appreciate it
d.
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link
Re: Re: re: FW: Re:
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone)
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac)
I am Out of the Office today, returning November 18th
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link
christ but i wish we still had lotus notes
rhonda was a whiz with lotus notes
;_;
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link
Hi! This is Kathy, your NEW virtual assistant! Is there anything I can help you with?
― sarahell, Monday, 16 December 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link
Rhonda!? What did Kathy do to you?!!?
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 December 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
Hi Karl, it seems like you want me to contact Rhonda. <clicking noises> I am sorry, but there is no one by that name currently active in the company directory.
Is there anything else I can help you with?
― sarahell, Monday, 16 December 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 December 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link
Hi Karl,
it seems like you want to let people know that you are out of the office!
Would you like me to set up an autoresponder for you?
― sarahell, Monday, 16 December 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link
Kathy, I don't know where you got that idea, I'm definitely in the office! Last vacation I took was mid-November, 2018.
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Monday, 16 December 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link
it seems like you want me to search for where to get ideas?
Is that correct?
― sarahell, Monday, 16 December 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link