His moron logic makes no sense. Republicans on deep background share their disagreements with the president, but publicly vote to support him. Again on deep background they claim they really do disagree with him, but claim next time they might not vote to support him. Sure. Fool me once ...
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 November 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link
I am sure the transcript will not have been altered with a Sharpie
Or a Shar-pee
Just as the dog who totally did not pee on the President was not a shar-pei
All I can say is that if the President goes on the radio, urine for a surprise
― tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 1 November 2019 13:38 (four years ago) link
I had a dream last night that Trump died of massive organ failure in American Samoa. The big news item was the fight over the body — the Samoans insisted he had to be buried there immediately.
Imagine my disappointment when I woke up to find he’s still alive.
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 1 November 2019 13:51 (four years ago) link
I'm sure his organ often fails but I'm equally sure that it's far from massive.
― Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 November 2019 13:54 (four years ago) link
ted cruz has... i dunno, i guess you could call them 'thoughts' in the broadest possible sense of the word
Hmm. Only 169 retweets. It’s almost like the 3.4M people who chose to follow this account never saw this particular tweet.... Wonder why? https://t.co/p1VdOKqxAK— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) October 31, 2019
― non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 November 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link
thought immediately of the @dril tweet that was like "my impressions are down! I'm fucked!!" and was glad to see it in the replies
― frogbs, Friday, 1 November 2019 14:04 (four years ago) link
i think some of these politicians think that just because they put it on twitter, the entire universe should be seeing or hearing about it.
― akm, Friday, 1 November 2019 14:05 (four years ago) link
Check yr mailbox, Ted, I just shot one of these your way
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61JI0QUD70L._UX466_.jpg
― Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 November 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link
xp well everyone else thinks that too, so it's nice to feel reflected in the leadership of the country
― j., Friday, 1 November 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link
dang I wish the concept of shadowbanning had existed when I had to run social media accounts for work
― rob, Friday, 1 November 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link
Aaaand they just did it *again.* They brought us into session this morning, saw all the Dems were there, so they called a recess, then another, then another,then another,then another,and every time we came back all the Dems were there.So they cancelled the vote.— Sen. Jeff Jackson (@JeffJacksonNC) October 31, 2019
lmao at these people crying about the process
― frogbs, Friday, 1 November 2019 15:33 (four years ago) link
every kid who reached over and hit the reset button on the N64 when they were losing at Goldeneye is now a Republican
― frogbs, Friday, 1 November 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link
What, are you just supposed to accept that any aspect of the known universe might not be operating in your particular favor at a given moment? Absurd!
― Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 November 2019 15:59 (four years ago) link
Kristol is terrible, but?
I'll go with Bill's call. https://t.co/TEBm0HCV5n— Robert Reich (@RBReich) November 1, 2019
― by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 1 November 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link
Bullshit, maybe they'll get like two votes. The GOP is bat shit.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 November 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
brave GOP congressmen who anonymously complain about Trump and publicly support everything he does will one day have a memorial on the DC mall
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 1 November 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link
this is going to be straight party line votes all down the line - with maybe a couple vulnerable GOP Senators defecting (to no avail)
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 November 2019 16:10 (four years ago) link
always bears repeating that Kristol is a fucking idiot who should be in jail for his role in the Iraq War
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 November 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link
XPS Memorial in the shape of a giant waffle.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 1 November 2019 16:12 (four years ago) link
Re: Bill Kristol's nonsense. If House Republicans can't muster the courage and integrity to vote in favor of examining the evidence to determine whether the president committed an egregious abuse of power, then there's no reason on earth to think any of them will suddenly acquire courage and integrity when the evidence proves he did commit a high crime.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 November 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link
should also be noted that the subset "House Republicans open to voting for impeachment" is probably like 5 people
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 November 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link
What vote was cancelled? re: Jackson's tweet
― WmC, Friday, 1 November 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link
NC veto override
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 November 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
Ah yes of course
Revealed: Trump wanted to build a mega-church. His spiritual advisor and friend, @Paula_White, told me it was "dream" of @realDonaldTrump -- and they still might do it! https://t.co/6LOgcnMzSe pic.twitter.com/O7XzQXqYF0— Paul Bedard (@SecretsBedard) November 1, 2019
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 November 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link
surely that's supposed to read maga-church
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 November 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link
Finding Trump Over Trials
I'd think it would be difficult to believe in a god who takes such a light touch with the living, breathing embodiment of blasphemy.
― Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 November 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link
their god is money
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 November 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link
head like a hole
― american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 1 November 2019 17:12 (four years ago) link
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, November 1, 2019 12:07 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
i don't think they'll even get 2 (unless you count that independent libertarian guy). they'll get will hurd and that's it.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 1 November 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link
Amash will vote for it
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 November 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link
of course he's no longer GOP, as you note
I have little doubt that Trump's "dream of building a mega-church" rests largely on his knowledge of how lucrative they can be.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 November 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link
He wants to go to superHeaven, where they get the ape channel
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 November 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link
A Donald Trump fireside chat would be De Niro's talk show from CASINO, to the 10th power. This needs to happen. And it can't be a one-off. We need Fox News to give him 90 minutes a night if he wants it - sitting in that bizarre defecatory posture in the Oval Office, sniffing like someone stuffed steel wool into his nostrils, squinting at the camera because he's too vain to wear his glasses...
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 1 November 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link
Halloween was yesterday, ain't gotta give me nightmares today
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 November 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link
Speaking of Fireside Chats, when did Presidents stop doing weekly radio addresses? I remember hearing recaps on weekend news at least through Clinton and maybe some of W.
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 1 November 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
Great costumes! Thomas, #OutOfTheWill! https://t.co/ta6aJqfYq3— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) October 31, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 November 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link
Donald Trump continued the weekly video address for the first nine months of his administration, after which he put the address on hiatus.[2] He later released occasional "weekly" addresses before discontinuing the tradition entirely in June of 2018
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 1 November 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link
DJTJ and his Fox News gf went as a hunter and a witch, respectively.
XP Thanks!
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 1 November 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, November 1, 2019 12:47 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Of course, it's literally the only reason he would even consider it.
― Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:14 (four years ago) link
Tax Exemptions too
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
i'd honestly be curious to see how he'd manage to make that hemorrhage money.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
read a pretty convincing argument that Trump literally does not know what "quid pro quo" is which is why he talks about it in such bizarre terms
clearly he doesn't understand what a "witch hunt" is either
― frogbs, Friday, 1 November 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
he's best pals with the falwell mega church empire, of course it's all about money
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link
good afternoon!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, November 1, 2019 1:22 PM (fifty-two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
Stops paying contractors, roof left unfinished, black mold infestation, settlement of class action lawsuit from surviving parishioners whose loved ones subsequently died in droves from various lung diseases.
― Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link
Trump has my vote.
― death-hand (ORANGUTANS 13), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link
can we not use "Trump" and "hemorrhoids" -- sorry, "hemorrhage" -- in the same sentence
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link
how hilarious would it be to be fly on the wall when some underling has to explain shit like quid pro quo to Donnie
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/11nzKwOCtU— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 27, 2019
i just
― gbx, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 15:57 (four years ago) link
is that Rutger Hauer
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link
lol wtf
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link
How old were you that time when Trump beat Obama in that election that never happened?pic.twitter.com/uyVCtb4iwS— Covfefe Jones- King Of Shade👑 (@King_Of_Shade) November 27, 2019
Like part of me recognizes that we need to burn this era into our brains and never forget how far we've fallen but there's definitely another part that just wants to see the entire Trump tenure get the full Akhenaten treatment.
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
If you feel like you can’t be surprised by the depths that ICE will go to in order to fuck with people, well: https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/11/27/ice-arrested-250-foreign-students-fake-university-metro-detroit/4277686002/
Seriously every sentence makes this more insane and evil.
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
Disgusting
― DJI, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link
your tax dollars at work
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-tower-financial-fraud-lenders-propublica-2019-11
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link
If you feel like you can’t be surprised by the depths that ICE will go to in order to fuck with people, well: https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/11/27/ice-arrested-250-foreign-students-fake-university-metro-detroit/4277686002/Seriously every sentence makes this more insane and evil.― JoeStork, Wednesday, November 27, 2019 11:07 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― JoeStork, Wednesday, November 27, 2019 11:07 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
"Records filed with the state Department of Licensing and Regulatory Affairs (LARA) show that the University of Farmington was incorporated in January 2016."
also
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/06/nyregion/students-at-fake-university-say-they-were-collateral-damage-in-sting-operation.html
i.e. this sting is an obama-era innovation
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
Oh then I love it.
― DJI, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link
just saw our President is waging a war against the War on Thanksgiving! This is why he is the chosen one in case you libs were wondering .
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link
I eagerly await the conservatives exposing the dastardly Wars on New Year's Day, Valentines Day, St. Patrick's Day, May Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, Labor Day, Halloween, and Veteran's Day!
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link
I was pretty disgusted by the university sting until I read later in the article that the students had continued to pay despite there being no staff and no classes, i.e. they were enrolled for the visa status and not to learn anything.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link
up on top: disgusting clown dancing around honking a bicycyle horn, projectile shitting onto anything in range of his mouth
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down underneath: people getting herded up and detained and deported, second- and third-world countries paying into a protection racket
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link
it's really amazing to me that no one has yet shot this guy
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link
Tighten it up, deep state
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link
this seems like it would be a big deal, but a lot of things do nowhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/giuliani-was-in-talks-to-be-paid-by-ukraines-top-prosecutor-as-they-together-sought-damaging-information-on-democrats/2019/11/27/636c3e86-112d-11ea-b0fc-62cc38411ebb_story.html?tid=sm_fb
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link
@ MatthewK - read it again. that was SOME of the students. and ALL of them were lured under false pretenses and fucking paid the government tuition and fees. like.... they could have gone to an actual real college, and gotten educated, and not been prosecuted and deported for the crime of ...being defrauded by the US government. and I don't actually care about the ones that hung around after it was clear something was fishy - why are they the villains here?
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
At best it was entrapment.
― DJI, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link
yeah it's pretty disgusting however you slice it
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link
Not enough record scratches for today
Three women, named and on the record, accuse Sondland of sexual misconduct. https://t.co/EbYZMZcNsK— Jessica Huseman (@JessicaHuseman) November 27, 2019
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link
not even remotely surprised by that
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link
I'm willing to accept that it's real because Trump and his dipshit goons would never think to make something like that up, or be capable of recruiting women to come at the guy.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
Report indicates this was all before he was an ambassador and just a hotel business goon.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link
now just an ambassador goon
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:52 (four years ago) link
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link
doesn't really matter. hist testimony didn't hinge on his character being impeccable.
― treeship., Wednesday, 27 November 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link
it matters to the women, but not to his testimony
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 23:23 (four years ago) link
More corroboration of the other day's rumors.
Granted I will be more secure when it comes out. Expect Trump to drag the lawyer who might be charged through the mud on Twitter
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 November 2019 00:22 (four years ago) link
https://thehill.com/policy/national-security/472313-justice-review-of-russia-probe-to-find-no-spying-by-fbi-ny-times
deep state cover up. AG Barr will be sure to set the record straight with a devastating summary of the attempted coup
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 28 November 2019 00:32 (four years ago) link
I actually don't understand that ICE fake university program. What is it supposed to accomplish? Discouraging international student visa fraud?? It seems like a frankly bizarre way to target that problem.
― No language just sound (Sund4r), Thursday, 28 November 2019 04:12 (four years ago) link
My first choice in 2016. I don't regret it.
Martin O’Malley just drove Ken Cuccinelli out of the Dubliner in DC w/ a passion-laced and shame-invoking tirade on behalf of immigrant refugee children!!!— Siobhan Houton Arnold (@siobhanphilly) November 27, 2019
― Self Disabuse (Sanpaku), Thursday, 28 November 2019 04:17 (four years ago) link
Lol the Dubliner
― Heez, Thursday, 28 November 2019 13:54 (four years ago) link
― pomenitul, Thursday, 28 November 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link
Sorry, I'm ridiculously late.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 28 November 2019 14:22 (four years ago) link
'ctrl + f rocky' was not enough.
worth a second look imo hubba hubba
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 28 November 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link
Great White Hope? or Big White Stiff?
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 28 November 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link
Time for a new one?
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 December 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link
I suppose "The President of Ukraine has just again announced that President Trump has done nothing wrong" is too long for the title?
― rob, Monday, 2 December 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link
gotta be “i want nothing”
― american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 2 December 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link
US Politics, December 2019: Profound procedural deficiencies
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 2 December 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link
Feels like it's occasionally worth remembering/pointing out that the president who decries partisanism at every turn is the same president who has painted everyone outside of his own party as an enemy of America.
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Monday, 2 December 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link
Ooops, wrong tread.
LOCK IT DOWN
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Monday, 2 December 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link