DJTJ and his Fox News gf went as a hunter and a witch, respectively.
XP Thanks!
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 1 November 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link
I have little doubt that Trump's "dream of building a mega-church" rests largely on his knowledge of how lucrative they can be.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, November 1, 2019 12:47 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Of course, it's literally the only reason he would even consider it.
― Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:14 (four years ago) link
Tax Exemptions too
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
i'd honestly be curious to see how he'd manage to make that hemorrhage money.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link
read a pretty convincing argument that Trump literally does not know what "quid pro quo" is which is why he talks about it in such bizarre terms
clearly he doesn't understand what a "witch hunt" is either
― frogbs, Friday, 1 November 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
he's best pals with the falwell mega church empire, of course it's all about money
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link
good afternoon!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, November 1, 2019 1:22 PM (fifty-two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
Stops paying contractors, roof left unfinished, black mold infestation, settlement of class action lawsuit from surviving parishioners whose loved ones subsequently died in droves from various lung diseases.
― Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link
Trump has my vote.
― death-hand (ORANGUTANS 13), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link
can we not use "Trump" and "hemorrhoids" -- sorry, "hemorrhage" -- in the same sentence
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link
how hilarious would it be to be fly on the wall when some underling has to explain shit like quid pro quo to Donnie
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link
''Quid'? You mean like an octopus?''No, President Trump. You're thinking of a squid.''No, that octopus thing is called a quid.''Of course it is, sir.''And what the hell is a 'proke whoa'?'
― Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 November 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link
I'm starving. Order me one of those squid pork rolls you mentioned earlier.
― Evan, Friday, 1 November 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link
a huge stained glass portrayal of a beaming trump leaking sickly orange sunlight down onto thousands of hooting prosperity-gospel chuds is the next logical step for him, dunno why it’s taken him so long to get moving on itother than his skull is filled with porridge cooked with rancid piss, obv
― non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 1 November 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link
That's going to make communion unpleasant.
― Evan, Friday, 1 November 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link
communion is done with dried Burger King patties that only represent the piss porridge
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 1 November 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
would be nice to see Eisenberg go to jail, could see Trump sacrificing him
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/white-house-official-who-heard-trumps-call-with-ukraine-leader-testified-that-he-was-told-to-keep-quiet/2019/11/01/dbed7fae-fc07-11e9-ac8c-8eced29ca6ef_story.html
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 November 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link
Man, Jesse Eisenberg is everywhere
― tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
I was on a supply job yesterday, and--because it was at my old school and I knew the students--the music teacher arranged for me to cover two of her periods involving guitars. So I switched with the teacher who was in for her: Ms. Trump. She was in her late 20s, so it was probably her first or second year supplying. I wouldn't wish that name on anybody--"Good morning grade 8s, I'm Ms. Trump"--much less someone new.
― clemenza, Saturday, 2 November 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link
surely with Hitler a surname doomed to obsolescenceIf not for horrors to come just the pure clown quotient
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 2 November 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link
like you hardly meet any Shitforbrains these days
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 2 November 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link
is 'supply job' canadian for substitute teaching?
― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 November 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link
I used to know a guy named Gruber whose family changed it from Schicklgruber a few generations earlier. I guess Tiffany's and Barron's kids will have to go in a totally different direction -- Jones, maybe, or O'Bama.
― WmC, Saturday, 2 November 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link
lads
🏆 COVFEFE has won the @BreedersCup Filly & Mare Sprint. pic.twitter.com/gPMc1hoj2F— World Horse Racing (@WHR) November 2, 2019
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link
hit the trifecta with longshots Smocking Gun and Phone Tapp
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 2 November 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link
(xpost to mookie) Yes--when I was supplying in the early-'90s, before I moved to full-time, I had an American tell me he thought it meant I came in and organized the supply cupboard.
― clemenza, Saturday, 2 November 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link
The President is here and the boos are deafening. #UFC244 pic.twitter.com/MbQdKIvuil— Ricardo Montero (@RicardoMonteroH) November 3, 2019
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 3 November 2019 03:18 (four years ago) link
wow, impossible to prove from the recording but the house music certainly seems to get louder about 30 seconds in. could just be the phone recording but it also seems like something the president's handlers would tell the production crew ahead of time, juuuuuuuuuust in case maybe the entire stadium wants to boo at the worst fucking dipshit on the planet
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 03:23 (four years ago) link
This WaPo story fills in some blanks. It’s kind of funny because it’s all these guys going, “We could just never understand where his obsession with Ukraine came from ...”
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/a-presidential-loathing-for-ukraine-is-at-the-heart-of-the-impeachment-inquiry/2019/11/02/8280ee60-fcc5-11e9-ac8c-8eced29ca6ef_story.html
In the fall of 2017, Trump was set to meet with then-Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko at the United Nations in New York. At the time, U.S. officials were working to convince Trump that Ukraine, locked in a long war with Russian-backed forces, was worthy of American support. Then-Secretary of State Rex Tillerson told Volker that he would have about 45 seconds to brief Trump ahead of his meeting with Poroshenko. If Trump was interested in learning more, Tillerson said, the president would ask questions. Volker rushed through his pitch, according to former U.S. officials who, like others, spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive diplomatic topics. Trump then peppered Volker with his negative views of Ukraine, suggesting that it wasn’t a “real country,” that it had always been a part of Russia, and that it was “totally corrupt.”
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 3 November 2019 11:47 (four years ago) link
His entire worldview is parroted Russian talking points.
― Sam Weller, Sunday, 3 November 2019 12:17 (four years ago) link
Getting booed by the UFC crowd is really something
― frogbs, Sunday, 3 November 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link
good morning!!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 3 November 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link
We slept the whole night through
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 13:19 (four years ago) link
wow, the UFC crowd really hate AC/DC
― StanM, Sunday, 3 November 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link
Fake blues!
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link
Then-Secretary of State Rex Tillerson told Volker that he would have about 45 seconds to brief Trump ahead of his meeting with Poroshenko. If Trump was interested in learning more, Tillerson said, the president would ask questions. Volker rushed through his pitch, according to former U.S. officials who, like others, spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive diplomatic topics. Come on Volker, step up your gain. You can’t rush your 45 second pitch on Ukraine, we’ve been over this
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link
Step up your gain. Sigh. This is how facts gets distorted.
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 14:29 (four years ago) link
xp lol stan
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link
xp km vg
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 3 November 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link
The Angry Majority!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 3, 2019
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link
what's weird is that just before that he was bragging about his 95% approval rate among republicans. so is that who is angry? it must be, right? he's not going to say republicans aren't in the majority (even though they're not)
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 16:50 (four years ago) link
No I think he means his base, the majority, is rightfully angered
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 3 November 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link
tbf though almost everybody is pretty angry
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 3 November 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link
I think there's gonna be a fight
an ultimate fight
― esempio (crüt), Sunday, 3 November 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link
there was a long ass NPR opinion piece yesterday kind of chiding him for goiing to UFC when there are lots of nice things to do in NYC this weekend that don't involve people beating the fuck out of each other, and noted that the audience for this was likely to be more welcoming to him than the baseball audience. Well, guess not.
― akm, Sunday, 3 November 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link
“the angry majority” refers to the house imo
however he’s a huge dumbass whose meanings are not worth parsing
― american bradass (BradNelson), Sunday, 3 November 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link
xpost
there are other clips from other spots in the audience where all you can hear are cheers, and the boos are drowned out. there were probably a ton of cheers and boos in the audience, from all sides. this is just another one of those "take a screen capture of trump or someone behind him at a particular moment and analyze it to death" scenarios
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link
both sides
the screen capture that PROVES that president trump has lost his MARBLES and can't even find his own SHOES any more!!
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 November 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
Great White Hope? or Big White Stiff?
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 28 November 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link
Time for a new one?
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 December 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link
I suppose "The President of Ukraine has just again announced that President Trump has done nothing wrong" is too long for the title?
― rob, Monday, 2 December 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link
gotta be “i want nothing”
― american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 2 December 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link
US Politics, December 2019: Profound procedural deficiencies
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 2 December 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link
Feels like it's occasionally worth remembering/pointing out that the president who decries partisanism at every turn is the same president who has painted everyone outside of his own party as an enemy of America.
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Monday, 2 December 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link
Ooops, wrong tread.
LOCK IT DOWN
― War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Monday, 2 December 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link