all the grace and vigor of Ernest Borgnine in The Wild Bunch
ā omar little, Wednesday, December 4, 2019 5:03 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
This is such a Morbsian comment I had to check it twice!
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Friday, 6 December 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link
regarding the trailer: stop ruining movies, andrew lloyd webber
― wasdnuos (abanana), Sunday, 8 December 2019 00:23 (four years ago) link
hoping that craig dies at the end and lashana lynch is the new 007 tbh
^^^ her character is the only reason I might even bother seeing this movie.
ā just another country (snoball), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 19:02 (one month ago)
I'm going to go further than this and say that I hope Craig's Bond dies in the gun barrel sequence. Like Bond fumbles getting his gun out and gets shot by person whose POV we've been seeing all these years. Then the pre-titles scene is Ralph Fiennes' M walking into a conference room like Alan Sugar on The Apprentice. He sits down, points at an unseen figure across the table, and says "I want you to be my business partner the next 007!". And then the camera cuts to another angle and it's revealed to be Lashana Lynch's character. BOOM! roll Maurice Binder inspired title sequence.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 4 January 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link
Bond #25? No, time to die!
― JoeStork, Saturday, 4 January 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link
This song reminds me of this spiritual i sang in choir called "Ain't Got Time to Die"
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 January 2020 18:55 (four years ago) link
Hm!
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-51112742
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link
I'm going to go further than this and say that I hope Craig's Bond dies in the gun barrel sequence.
So... everything we've seen in the trailer would be part of the pre-credit sequence?
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link
wait I just read Ned's link, what
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link
I'm just going to assume, given that it's Billie Eilish, that entire song is about being too busy to kill yourself
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 16:48 (four years ago) link
I was kinda hoping for Michael Kiwanuka tbh
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link
opening credits is just Rami Malek dancing to Bad Guy in a bunch of locations as Daniel Craig chases after him in the background
― babu frik fan account (mh), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:14 (four years ago) link
Best Bond yet.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
I don't have time to dieAnd that's okAnd here's why
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link
Should be noted that the actual score itself is by...
pic.twitter.com/6QseVK3iUL— Hans Zimmer (@HansZimmer) January 14, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:25 (four years ago) link
thrilled that no sam mendes always means no thomas newman
― american bradass (BradNelson), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:34 (four years ago) link
Yeah Thomas Newman was a complete misfit
― abcfsk, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link
I was thinking through the last couple and it's dawned on me that the intense, brooding gravity given to family and legacy that Mendes seemed to revel in suffocated any hint of the playfulness that peeked through. The parodic goofiness of many of the Moore and latter era Connery films has been something the franchise has recoiled from, but it was an over-correction.
There's hardly anyone in Mendes's Bond movies who isn't a spy, master criminal, or family member of the above. Civilians appear fleetingly in crowd shots, if at all.
Fingers crossed that Fukunaga does better
― babu frik fan account (mh), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link
Hopefully. Unfortunately Waltz' shitty Blofeld's still in it, as apparent in the trailer.
― abcfsk, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link
I thought that character had potential, in that they kept hinting at him being not only ominous but truly weird, but the weird part of his torture chair hijinks ("I'm going to selectively destroy parts of Bond's brain!") fell short and it just seemed like normal villain torture, they gave the cat no real acknowledgment, and the entire "I believe we're meant to be impressed" thing about the museum room with the meteor fragment fell flat. Mendes seemed to get that the villains should be eccentric but was too *serious* to lean into it to the point of being dismissive.
Let Blofeld get mocked for being a weirdo obsessed with his daddy loving Bond more. Is the cat his best friend? Does he sit around admiring his rock in a room? He's out there killing entire classes of people through Spectre -- give him some shit for doing all that only to sit alone with a cat in the middle of the desert!
― babu frik fan account (mh), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:49 (four years ago) link
Dunno - I miss Telly Savalas
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 10:41 (four years ago) link
i saw the torture bit of spectre while channel-hopping over the holidays and it's still weird and hilarious to me that blofeld threatens to use a drill to destroy the part of bond's brain that recognises faces, then fuckin' does it, and it's never entirely clear whether bond spends the rest of the movie suffering complete face blindness or not
― que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 10:44 (four years ago) link
at a minimum the rest of spectre takes place in bond's dreams during his post-op coma -- ideally he has not yet woken up for the entirety of the upcoming film and it ends with his death without ever waking up and everyone else too
― mark s, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 11:55 (four years ago) link
There should have been a post-credits scene where Bond wakes up and he's actually Archer reviving from his coma
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link
xp James' Ladder
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 16:09 (four years ago) link
Actually, now that I think about it, that would be a cool concept for a film, the dying dream of a super-spy
― may the force leave us alone (zchyrs), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 16:10 (four years ago) link
at long last the bond franchise is good thanks to me its arch-h8ter
― mark s, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link
ā may the force leave us alone (zchyrs),
An adaptation of Joe Haldeman's All My Sins Remembered would fit that bill iirc. (It's a shame that Haldeman's work hasn't been adapted widely.)
― Miami weisse (WmC), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 16:55 (four years ago) link
There were a couple of excellent episodes of The Leftovers which had that kind of vibe.
Saw the new trailer at IMAX ahead of 1917 last night and it got me more stoked than I would have anticipated for this film. It came straight after one for the woeful looking Birds of Prey, mind you.
― chap, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 17:09 (four years ago) link
Birds of Prey looks dope, too
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link
hoping some of the smart decisions around this (craig bringing in pwb, billie eilish being tapped for the theme) really reflect the quality of the movie
― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link
Change "super-spy" to "unstoppable criminal force of nature" and you've got Point Blank, the film that introduced the cockpunch to Hollywood.
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
After seeing the Daniel Craig/Ana de Armas duo in Knives Out, I'm really hoping them give them some good dialogue!
― babu frik fan account (mh), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
the funniest theory about the new movie, which... it's Bond, so it could be true
Rami Malek is playing a rebooted Dr. No
the title is horrible wordplay: "No, time to die!"
― babu frik fan account (mh), Monday, 3 February 2020 17:41 (four years ago) link
iām okay with it as long as craig gets threatened with having his dick and balls lasered off
― the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 February 2020 18:41 (four years ago) link
I'm okay with that as long as it actually happens
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Monday, 3 February 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link
we've never been fully informed as to the state of his balls post-Casino Royale and that rope trick
― babu frik fan account (mh), Monday, 3 February 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link
it's the "origin story" for Bond, and there's a reason why there's never been a paternity suit subplot in any of the flix
― omar little, Monday, 3 February 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link
No Time To Die refers to his dick and balls, which are canonically already dead, you see
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Monday, 3 February 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
No time to piss
#NoTimeToDie is currently listed at 163 minutes, which would make it the longest #JamesBond movie ever.https://t.co/aY1eGxr7Wa pic.twitter.com/ZD06lE9kQf— Screen Rant (@screenrant) February 26, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 19:02 (four years ago) link
uuuuuugh
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 19:03 (four years ago) link
jesus god
― Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link
In either case, Craig can lay claim to starring in both the longest and the shortest Bond films ever, with Quantum holding the latter title at 106 minutes.
― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link
I'm ready to strap in and watch this thing
― mh, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link
damn, ohmss is twenty minutes shorter than this??? lol
― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link
The new one grinds to a halt halfway through thanks to a twenty minute discussion between M, Q and Bond about how Brexit has affected Q Branch's talent pool.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 19:41 (four years ago) link
There's a scene where Bond is killing time in a safe house where they insert an entire episode of Rick and Morty.
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link
A significant Act II chase sequence takes place in the line for Hagrid's Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure at Universal Studios Orlando.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 19:59 (four years ago) link
Extended sequence of Bond taking his Aston Martin to a garage because the clutch keeps slipping.
― Dunty Reggae party š (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:02 (four years ago) link
No time to release this film QUITE yet.
MGM, Universal and Bond producers, Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli, announced today that after careful consideration and thorough evaluation of the global theatrical marketplace, the release of NO TIME TO DIE will be postponed until November 2020. pic.twitter.com/a9h1RP5OKd— James Bond (@007) March 4, 2020
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 17:18 (four years ago) link
coronavirus situation worries re: Chinese cinemas, right?
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link