This is the thread where we discuss matters pertaining to the detrius that accompanies the "End of the Year AND DECADE in Cinema" -- 2019

there's this thing called youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iim8YnZRm2Y

he made some good movies this decade- midnight in paris, irrational man, blue jasmine...

Blue Jasmine is damp excrement.

i guess i don't know how anyone watches that preview and thinks "hm, this looks good!"

I don't know how anyone watches the last, oh, 15 Woody Allen movies and thinks, "hm, his next could be in my top 10 this year!"

I haven't seen the trailer. I saw Woody's movies out of habit, and usually half the fun was the fossilized crowd.

Glamorous NYC locations, glitzy party scenes, movie stars delivering amazing well-rehearsed performances, and razor-sharp jokes about things like prostitutes and the morning-after pill - whats not to love, looks like another Woody classic!

is Timothee nude in it

pvmic

Obligatory link to this year's David Ehrlich montage/top 25: https://vimeo.com/378176559

Oops, neglected to share the biggest tub of detrius of the entire detrius season.

GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATIONS

Best Picture, Drama

1917
The Irishman
Joker
Marriage Story
The Two Popes

Best Actor, Drama

Christian Bale, Ford v Ferrari
Antonio Banderas, Pain and Glory
Adam Driver, Marriage Story
Joaquin Phoenix, Joker
Jonathan Pryce, The Two Popes

Best Actress, Drama

Cynthia Erivo, Harriet
Scarlett Johansson, Marriage Story
Saoirse Ronan, Little Women
Charlize Theron, Bombshell
Renée Zellweger, Judy

Best Picture, Musical or Comedy

Dolemite Is My Name
Jojo Rabbit
Knives Out
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Rocketman

Best Actor, Musical or Comedy

Daniel Craig, Knives Out
Roman Griffin Davis, Jojo Rabbit
Leonardo DiCaprio, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Taron Egerton, Rocketman
Eddie Murphy, Dolemite Is My Name

Best Actress, Musical or Comedy

Ana De Armas, Knives Out
Awkwafina, The Farewell
Cate Blanchett, Where’d You Go, Bernadette
Beanie Feldstein, Booksmart
Emma Thompson, Late Night

Best Supporting Actor

Tom Hanks, A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
Anthony Hopkins, The Two Popes
Al Pacino, The Irishman
Joe Pesci, The Irishman
Brad Pitt, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Best Supporting Actress

Kathy Bates, Richard Jewell
Annette Bening, The Report
Laura Dern, Marriage Story
Jennifer Lopez, Hustlers
Margot Robbie, Bombshell

Best Director

Bong Joon-ho, Parasite
Sam Mendes, 1917
Todd Phillips, Joker
Martin Scorsese, The Irishman
Quentin Tarantino, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Best Screenplay

Noah Baumbach, Marriage Story
Bong Joon-ho and Han Jin-won, Parasite
Anthony McCarten, The Two Popes
Quentin Tarantino, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Steven Zaillian, The Irishman

Best Original Score

Alexandre Desplat, Little Women
Hildur Guđnadóttir, Joker
Randy Newman, Marriage Story
Thomas Newman, 1917
Daniel Pemberton, Motherless Brooklyn

Best Original Song

“Beautiful Ghosts,” Cats
“I’m Gonna Love Me Again,” Rocketman
“Into the Unknown,” Frozen II
“Spirit,” The Lion King
“Stand Up,” Harriet

Best Foreign Language Film

The Farewell, U.S.A.
Les Misérables, France
Pain and Glory, Spain
Parasite, South Korea
Portrait of a Lady on Fire, France

Best Animated Film

Frozen II
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
The Lion King
Missing Link
Toy Story 4

largely awful as always

So, the live action remake of The Lion King is an animated film?

Not sure about Bale and Pryce, but otherwise we're looking at many Oscar nominees next month.

And maybe winners ... I had to go back and check and, indeed, nearly everything that won a Golden Globe last year went on to win the Oscar -- Green Book, Cuaron, Malek, Coleman, Ali, King, Green Book's screenplay, "Shallow" for song, Spider-Verse for animated, Roma for foreign film. The only single miss was First Man for original score.

is it wrong to expect a Marriage Story sweep

and ugh Supporting Actor filled with slumming stars

I hadn't even noticed that! so boring and shitty. Pacino especially really doesn't need to be in the mix

He would've been replaced by the similarly craggy Dafoe, probably.

There's no way that category doesn't have a median age of 67 this year.

I can see Dafoe making it to Oscar nod, just to seal his comeback.

er, nom

Don't nom my nod.

*sigh, do i hafta?* fuck the Oscars

i shared a GG link yesterday, saves bandwidth

So, the live action remake of The Lion King is an animated film?

― Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Tuesday, December 10, 2019 6:35 AM (two hours ago)

It’s not live action and contains only animated performances so yes

who is the lead in the Mr Rogers biopic, if the Mr Rogers actor is Supporting?

Matthew Rhys as the ghost of Christmas past

was gonna ask the same question; settled on daniel striped tiger (likely josh gad role)

https://vimeo.com/378176559

it's about an Esquire writer, sic

Mr Rogers is the savior

xpost why in the world would anyone watch that

it's about an Esquire writer, sic

Mr Rogers is the savior

I already had no interest in this movie, now I'm Bret Easton Ellis ovah heah

Consensus seems to be "decent movie that would have been intolerable if almost anyone else directed it"

Tom Hanks is phenomenal in it, all the Gondry-esque touches are cute/cool (but would have been better with Gondry), but it's mostly pretty meh

someone observed that the Esquire offices in the late '90s are seen as staffed significantly by women and people of color...

xp to whiney: because it's well edited (if painfully scored)

(and it is very much detritus)

Why would I want to watch a bunch of movie clips edited together for 14 minutes?

"Wow, what if someone made the montage that opens the Oscars but it had Midsommar in it!"

I love film, but I don't think I understand film fans sometimes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Angeles_Plays_Itself

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Green_Fog

https://www.acmi.net.au/events/terror-nullius/

Yes, the Twitter guy editing Star Wars scenes is just like Godard's Histoire(s) du cinéma

sometimes i think you mostly like to argue

i'm with whiney here though, that edit is obnoxious

There is entirely too much Midsommer in there.

there's a top 25 list once you get past the intro, which i skipped entirely. or possibly don't watch it?

or possibly don't watch it?

capitulation!

or.... possibly do?

Even Film Comment succumbs to the detriusness of it all.

Our live talk unveiling Film Comment's Best of 2019 poll is starting now. Follow updates in this thread. 🎥 pic.twitter.com/AO9BiQZska

— Film Comment Magazine (@FilmComment) December 11, 2019

#1 no surprise

Souvenir at #6 is fine but still too low