Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

where's our noodle vague/neanderthal double-act, this is like the ilx derby

apparently i shouldn't go to the bathroom during a game

fuck me, bit cocky there Adama

don't wanna kiss of death this but now way do Spurs shut us out for the whole game

love to hear how lucas offers us nothing from ppl who defend the fellas autopicked who had us in relegation form all year

far be it from me to speculate but i'm guessing this is about 10,000 percent more entertaining than Man U - Everton

wolves look like narrowly failing to score with every attack

yep theyre a better team than we can keep out, movement wise

if one or two of our front 3 calmed down and laid off the right pass i'd feel more confident

this is like the 90s

xp feel if spurs picked a decent pass on counter itd be promising our way too

conclusive proof here that Europe is just an unnecessary knackering distraction for us small clubs

clear pen obv

(xp) You mean Wolves and Spurs, I assume.

lol VAR

swear to god if i ever get married again it'll be to Joao Moutinho

thats what dele is good at

clear pen, say it again

oh shit thank god that was Dier

dele kind of awful besides, when i can tell him and son apart on this stream

god this wolves side is fun

wouldn't really have moaned if that pen had been given, VAR is shit :D

it isnt a "rage for days" one, and it wouldnt have been given before var anyway so

Meanwhile, Ferguson must be enjoying the Man Utd game. Duncan, that is.

de Gea was shite for the Everton goal, but he was pretty clearly fouled

nothing from VAR

doesn't bode well when you play like that for 40-odd minutes and don't score

helluva frenzied half that was. I'm half-asleep so I didn't bother to pull my laptop up lol.

hope they can find the net in the second half.

hence what i said about looking like 'almost' scoring from every attack

Jimenez's miss is the one we'll regret if the score stands

shit i just missed the replay of the Moura goal, ah well

he did a double back flip and then did the M. Bison "psycho crusher" and tore the cover off the ball, Patricio lost his pants in the effort, insane goal

this NBC coverage is hilarious

Luke Shaw is fat and a clown. A fat clown for all to see

didnt honestly think foul on de gea meself nn, but at same time certainly under the "seen em given" canopy

robbie earle looks insanely cut on this bizarre spring break coverage im watching

lol nv xp

xpost ^love that Donny Osmond song

I did a double take wondering if it was spring break and I'd zombied thru winter

feel like Neves is due for a 40 yard goal

even Souness thinks it was a foul

Yeah, don't really fancy Raul from outside the box

this is the type of game where I could see two goals happening in the span of three minutes.

for which squad, tho....

oh shit Raul

aurier with an absolute horror show of a minute there

this looks like a game where spurs are learning to defend again tbf

right ive to go to lunch. tell me of harry kane ever wins a foul again pls

OH FUCK ADAMAAAAAAA

yomp

what a beaut

VAR checks for a pen and i'm not even sure which end it was supposed to be

i must have missed the announcement that this was a cup tie

Wolves a bit rattled and niggly the last 5 minutes and as i'm typing it we get another Traore stopper from Dier