Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

god this wolves side is fun

wouldn't really have moaned if that pen had been given, VAR is shit :D

it isnt a "rage for days" one, and it wouldnt have been given before var anyway so

Meanwhile, Ferguson must be enjoying the Man Utd game. Duncan, that is.

de Gea was shite for the Everton goal, but he was pretty clearly fouled

nothing from VAR

doesn't bode well when you play like that for 40-odd minutes and don't score

helluva frenzied half that was. I'm half-asleep so I didn't bother to pull my laptop up lol.

hope they can find the net in the second half.

hence what i said about looking like 'almost' scoring from every attack

Jimenez's miss is the one we'll regret if the score stands

shit i just missed the replay of the Moura goal, ah well

he did a double back flip and then did the M. Bison "psycho crusher" and tore the cover off the ball, Patricio lost his pants in the effort, insane goal

this NBC coverage is hilarious

Luke Shaw is fat and a clown. A fat clown for all to see

didnt honestly think foul on de gea meself nn, but at same time certainly under the "seen em given" canopy

robbie earle looks insanely cut on this bizarre spring break coverage im watching

lol nv xp

xpost ^love that Donny Osmond song

I did a double take wondering if it was spring break and I'd zombied thru winter

feel like Neves is due for a 40 yard goal

even Souness thinks it was a foul

Yeah, don't really fancy Raul from outside the box

this is the type of game where I could see two goals happening in the span of three minutes.

for which squad, tho....

oh shit Raul

aurier with an absolute horror show of a minute there

this looks like a game where spurs are learning to defend again tbf

right ive to go to lunch. tell me of harry kane ever wins a foul again pls

OH FUCK ADAMAAAAAAA

yomp

what a beaut

VAR checks for a pen and i'm not even sure which end it was supposed to be

i must have missed the announcement that this was a cup tie

Wolves a bit rattled and niggly the last 5 minutes and as i'm typing it we get another Traore stopper from Dier

Greenwood is going to be an absolute superstar

feels like every spurs player has been booked

kudos to Kane for getting back there tho

oh look United have equalized, we'll definitely be 5th on MotD2 tonight

AW FUCK GREAT SAVE

bout time

Kean subbed for Niasse fifteen minutes after being brought on. No idea why.

oh ffs

gutted at the stoppage loss, but the unbeaten streak had to end sometime I guess.

congrats Spurs fans.

Wolves w/ brutal sched coming up, tho no Europa for a while to exhaust them.

v harsh

on the whole i'd rather be in Miami

great game, maybe the best i've seen us play. all i want for Christmas is a goal poacher tbh

very harsh, tho tbh the final ball from wolves all game didnt really hurt us as much as other teams have managed tbh

yeah that energy came with a degree of headless chickenry at times, Jota, Raul and Traore all chose the wrong option on occasion

postgame spring break at the beach is killing me

wow chambers and kolasinac are terrible!

who was last defender for that second goal? on a fuckin trolley so he was, still running the other way yet

a wondersave away from the sickest hat-trick in living memory

Arsenal have not lost a top flight home match by more than a three-goal margin since a 5-1 defeat against Wolves on 22 April 1961.

This is a pretty crazy statistic, especially for Arsenal given recent times.

Lads, how's this for a xmas surprise: Pards is most likely the new manager of ADO Den Haag (link). The ugliest side in the Eredivisie - all about stamina and rolling up sleeves, nice football we don't care for; sort of like West Ham on the pitch, and w/ Millwall Bushwackers as their audience - thought it wise to take on Pardew as their manager. For whatever reason.

Now I'm not saying this is a bigger failure or a more unthinkable appointment than Moyes at Sociedad, but it sure is promising!

Dutch media say he'll be on the pitch as early as Sunday. If this happens, I feel obliged to start a 'Pards goes Dutch' thread to track the man, the myth.