follow him wherever he may go?
― tehresa, Monday, 22 June 2009 01:42 (fourteen years ago) link
baseball, dance music, tweets, hell yeah this my man
― peace (jergins), Monday, 22 June 2009 01:47 (fourteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/David_Miliband is pretty obviously fake but do a Google News search on Michael Jackson and Miliband to see the Guardian, Mail, Mirror, PA et al all reporting the foreign secretary's tearful tribute. Jeez.
― Alba, Friday, 26 June 2009 08:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I couldn't believe that (the reporting that is) when I saw it. Will this lead to Milband having to deny that it was his twitter but that, yes, of course, Michale Jackson, was the king of pop?
― Originally opened in 1964 (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 26 June 2009 09:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Sexyexecutive: genius.
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link
"The wife and I have had to start putting our toothbrushes in a cup, despite having a perfectly good toothbrush holder on the wall. Madness"
haha
― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 10:46 (fourteen years ago) link
'I'm not gone stop, I'm gone work harder' - grammatically poor, but a great motivational message for our younger employees about dedication 4:30 AM Jun 22nd from web
― rural juror (get bent), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 10:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Have bought Birdhouse for the iPhone. Best yet, esp. while Tweetie's search is knackered.
― stet, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link
https://twitter.com/realnickgriffin
― DavidM, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/RealDailyMail is good too
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link
...
something about Ann Widdecombe's basin haircut and floor-length tits. fucking hell, i think i'm about to go off
HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck me, this is genius.
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link
(Well, OK, it's not. But it's funny as fuck.)
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link
for whatever reason "starting the day with a lovely wank" got me laughing the most.
― the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeh, I was still laughing at that one when I got to the Ann Widdecombe bit.
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Le Pen walks in. i try to offer a friendly "salut", my mouth still full of circular salt-beef sandwich. it comes out as "shalom"
AH JESUS I think I've ruptured something
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link
There's a bot that retweets anything with a swear word in it. Only surprised I hadn't been pinged earlier.
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Friday, 3 July 2009 02:26 (fourteen years ago) link
we made one
twitter.com/tenderhooksband
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 July 2009 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Am following! Hope the tour is going well. <3
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 9 July 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
<3<3<3 its going aight
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 July 2009 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link
i stopped following el-p. after his month long sobriety - which was rather funny - he started spewing spam tweets about his various signed artists. No thanks.
― Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Friday, 10 July 2009 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/zombocom
― Milton Parker, Friday, 10 July 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
the original site coming up on its ten year anniversary btw
― Milton Parker, Friday, 10 July 2009 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link
oh man I remember zombo.com
― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Friday, 10 July 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't know why Plurk isn't more popular. It's 10x better than Twitter.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Saturday, 11 July 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link
maybe cause its called "plurk"
― gucci gone bonkers (roxymuzak), Saturday, 11 July 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
lol I am back on twitter now
twitter.com/rodneyjgreene
― Como el Gran Houdini (The Reverend), Saturday, 18 July 2009 11:25 (fourteen years ago) link
htt://www.twitter.com/rodneyjgreene
fuck
http://www.twitter.com/rodneyjgreene
did y'all see this: http://twitter.com/iirc
― tehresa, Saturday, 18 July 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Blatant plug - if you time it right, you can be my 200th follower. HOW EXCITING.
http://twitter.com/sickmouthy
― I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 19 July 2009 11:20 (fourteen years ago) link
The sausages dude mentioned upthread (http://www.twitter.com/allthesausages) still wins for sheer fucking randomness.
― I can't make my face turn into a heart (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 19 July 2009 11:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Do y'all think Twitter is a service that people will still be using 10 years from now?
I made it three days before deleting my account.
― kshighway, Wednesday, 22 July 2009 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link
my friend devised this project that feeds live tweets into a text-voice translator, super-compulsive listening
http://radio.nymoon.com/tweetradio/
― hallmark race cards (donna rouge), Wednesday, 22 July 2009 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link
AKGovSarahPalin: Awesome AK night sensing summer already winding down w/fireweed near full bloom;finally sitting down to pen;listening to Big & Rich "Shuttin Detroit Down"
― Gigolo Grasiento (baaderonixx), Thursday, 23 July 2009 08:59 (fourteen years ago) link
that sounds kinda awesome minus the big and rich although that is such a lolsome detail that i dont mind
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
"finally setting down to pen" = semicoherently berating ghostwriter
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link
@zizekspeaks There is nothing sublime about being on a ship caught in a storm which threatens to drown it - only the terror of facing a painful death.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 24 July 2009 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link
rough day i guess
― dont blaze me dro (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 July 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
@MargaretLAtwood The person using my name -- Margaret Atwood -- and my picture on Twitter is not me. Please stop imperonating me. Thanks.5:31 PM Jul 25th from web
@MargaretLAtwood You can tell MargaretLAtwood really is me, because I made a typo -- should be "impersonating," "Imperonating" is pretending to be Evita.5:37 PM Jul 25th from web
:D
― lex pretend, Thursday, 6 August 2009 01:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dembot.net/images/twitter_server.png
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.istwitterdown.com/
― seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link
i have a friend for whom twitter has become life. i can only imagine his distress at seeing that big red yes and smile.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
That would be ME right now.
::gnashes teeth::
― seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link
i totally misjudged my audience
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link
Denial of service attack, apparently, also affecting facebook (like I'd care about that nonsense, tho.)
― seni seviyorum / senden nefret ediyorum (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
i gave up on twitter. i just post <140 chars on ilx now it seems.
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link
hoping to find social network where i'm not unpopular one day
― #/.'#/'@ilikecats (g-kit), Thursday, 6 August 2009 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Twitter's outage is headline news on channel 4. Christ.
― Slumpman, Thursday, 6 August 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
"I had to Google search Twitter to find out what was going on, when normally my Twitter feed gives me all the breaking news I need," said Alison Koski, a New York public-relations manager. She added she felt "completely lost" without Twitter.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_tec_twitter_outage
― omar little, Thursday, 6 August 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Anyone else having trouble updating their settings?
― kshighway, Sunday, 9 August 2009 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link