Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

Longstaff trying to get mctominay sent off there before that third goal, prick

Liverpool killing it in that 1st half

Even better in the 2nd

Trent having a game for the ages here

Somebody's gotta take these lads down a peg.

Wolves with the most brutal "2 matches in two days" sched with Man City and Liverpool

I know right? Still, gotta play em some time

Yea. Get two draws and ill be happy. Or a win and a loss, even better

We could lose them both and nobody would be too stressed. Wouldn't want to call them tbh, see how we turn up. City will be "easier" for us to play our own game against but let's see.

such a dull day at work today. so glad this is on soon. as bad of a day as I had yesterday, I need an 'us vs them' competition to properly distract my brain.

WOW. STRAIGHT RED.

Jota a beautiful run, shame for the thuggish MC play

keeper was late, didn't get much on him tbf

still, mwah hahahahahaaaaaaa

only way that woulda been a bigger gift is if somehow JOta had managed to force that one into the net, though that woulda been pretty difficult

this helps offset the no Boly problem a bit

no way that's a PK

ugh.

please save this Patricio. all is not lost if you don't tho

PATRICIO!!!! YESSSSSSS

omfg are you kidding me

lord this has been an eventful 25 minutes

This is ridiculous.

i've missed the incident cos of logging in to Prime but i'm prepared to believe that every official involved is a cheating fucking cunt

laugh it up City, we'll get two

just once in a while it'd be nice to score first

another thing my US and Brit teams have in common. only my US squad gives up the first goal and then pretty much starts making dinner plans instead of playing football

am i correct in thinking City got a second bite at the penalty because some of our lads were leaning over the line when Sterling kicked it?

yeah

what a momentum shift that

fuck the fucking FA x infinity

i have a feeling the weirdness is only going to get more pronounced

why has nobody told De Bruyne that a mustache is not something he can pull off

this is pinball

this is much better

this ref is garbage at managing the game

7 MINUTES

lets VAR the handball, the half needs ten more minutes

dear lord, I am glad that half is over

game's still there. Wolves were finding some holes towards the end and eking out opps. but they need a rest, def an emotionally charged half.

Traore turning into a wizard with the ball out there

aye we can still get something here, and if they're half as steamed up as i am the chance to calm down will be good

got the sound down cos my sister's watching TV but i'm just glad i can't actually hear this dishonest mealy-mouthed cunt defending his shit cheating decisions

omgggggggggggg so close

everything but the finish

second time he's gotten in behind. i believe in you Jota!

oh fucking Christ

fucking hate Sterling so much right now

VAR?

i give up

never a pen tbf

why is everyone booing sterling exactly, what's he done wrong