"It's like, he's going in the drink, but this drink is going in me. Makes you think, you know?"
― goole, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link
"Are you or have you ever been a representative or member of a terrorist organization or a member of a group which endorses terrorist activity?"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
"these car rental people don't know the meaning of the word 'legroom' do they?"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link
"these harsh interrogation techniques are torture on your highway milage"
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
"I'm not exactly sure how they took the news but they said they'd give us 'a sign'"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link
"maybe it's in my other pants"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago) link
"I've always hated Rush Week."
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link
"back in my day, we didn't have to travel to a sustainable fishery"
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link
lotsa mileage in the torture angle npi
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link
"Don't get me wrong, I love these family reunions - I just wish Mitt wouldn't act like he's better than the rest of us."
― iatee, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link
"I dunno...did you leave the gas on maybe?"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link
"Hey Mario, you know what I hate? When the picture for a caption competition is fucking lame. Also - Jews."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link
"I spy with my little eye something that rhymes with 'shoe left the hostage on the roof, idiot'."
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link
"Porco Dio! Che disgraziata!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link
"after the administration banned waterboarding we weren't left with many options"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Thinking of some "give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day" gag but I can't place it
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link
"i think it qualifies as a 'stress position,' yes"
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link
"You wanna know where he is? Hit the brakes and I'll tell you..."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link
"I got the idea from Mitt Romney"
― nabisco, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link
(Alternately: "Hey, if it was good enough for Mitt Romney's dog...")
― nabisco, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link
"I'm not sure if this is what the boss meant by 'thinking outside the box'"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa I had forgotten about Mittens and his dog adventures
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
"Now we just look for an overpass" would also work
― nabisco, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link
"Look Tony, it's not that I don't like it, but I live in a 3rd floor studio - where am I going to put it?"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago) link
"This was a lot easier before they transferred us to Utah"
― nabisco, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
^^ wait, substitute a dry state that does not have a gigantic well-known lake
Arizona
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link
lake havasu, bro
― goole, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
why did i even post that
― goole, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
"I'm all for offering them a final meal, but next time NO BURRITOS"
― nabisco, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link
"So much for 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'."
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link
"Do you think this will count as 'something borrowed' or 'something blue'?"
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link
"in the trunk, complain, in the backseat, complain. I try to be reasonable but I've had it with this guy."
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link
"She lies and says she's in love with him; can't find a betterman..."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 22 June 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
"At least we still have our dignity."
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
"don't worry, kid. it happened on my first time, too. you keep hearing the screams for a while afterwards, but eventually you get over it. here, have some slurpee."
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i41.tinypic.com/2rzzb4y.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
"now that you mention it, the whistling sound *is* kind of irritating"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
"The third film was by some margin the darkest of the Weekend at Bernie's trilogy."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link
the burrito joke is supported by the fact that if you look at the drawing, there ARE sort of fart lines
― nabisco, Monday, 22 June 2009 18:13 (fifteen years ago) link
"he is soaking his feet in epsom salts"
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link
"Forget about the past, Malone, and start thinking about the approaching overpass."
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:14 (fifteen years ago) link
"I'm sorry, but I'm getting really tired of people telling me how great the wire is"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link
okay, feeling that one.
― probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link
"Christ, I'm going not going to be able to close my eyes tonight without seeing a twitching bushy tail."
― W i l l, Monday, 22 June 2009 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link
was gonna add "besides, I'm more of a sopranos guy" but thought it would be overkill
xp
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
"The Sopranos is SO much better than the Wire" would be a good contender if the voting audience consisted entirely of 20- and 30-something transplanted Brooklynites
― nabisco, Monday, 22 June 2009 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link
"i'll admit the look on his face is priceless, but i still wonder if we shouldn't have just hired a stripper"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
"i'm actually an electrician by trade, i just do this for fun"
― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
― W i l l, Monday, June 22, 2009 1:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest
haha
― autogucci cru (deej), Monday, 22 June 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link