US Politics, January 2020. Because we hate ourselves.

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Ha no, Karl: I'm saying *we* don't need to deduce anything, per your "if DOH, then Barr" construction

That there's a guy who was running these errands for Barr saying as much

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link

Lev Parnas is 42 years old holy shit

frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link

Whah!?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link

He must have a fantastic-looking picture in his attic

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:59 (four years ago) link

sorry fake news he is 47

still though

frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:59 (four years ago) link

ha I was just about to fact-check

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link

it says he was born 1972. xpost He still looks like he is hitting 60 hard.

Yerac, Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link

Igor Fruman is 15, way more fucked up imo

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link

and Donald Trump is 31!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:08 (four years ago) link

He looks like a 47 year old from the 1970s or 80s.

โ˜ฎ๏ธ (peace, man), Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link

LOL, otm. It's like every time a character declares their youthful age in an episode of Twilight Zone or something and I'm all like, yeah okay there Captain AARP.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link

there was a really good Twitter thread about this

this is nonsense but did people in the past look older when they were younger?

— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) December 27, 2019

frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:21 (four years ago) link

and Donald Trump is 31!

โ€• TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, January 16, 2020 4:08 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

he's too young to be president. we got him!

culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link

Where's the birth certificate?

Fetchboy, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:36 (four years ago) link

mid-20th century Americans smoked, drank, made jokes about 'sensitive' topics w/out shitting themselves

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:38 (four years ago) link

yeah we gotta make america that great again

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:40 (four years ago) link

i think they probably shitted themselves some from the drinking

j., Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link

Didn't we discuss this phenomenon recently wrt that pic of the Mary Tyler Moore cast?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:47 (four years ago) link

brad i got some Milton Berle joeks for ya

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:52 (four years ago) link

kids today tell jokes that would make any mid 20th century american shit themselves fuck this snowflake narrative

marilucia, Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:00 (four years ago) link

Shecky Greene is still alive, let's test yr very dubious theory out on him

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:02 (four years ago) link

imagine showing someone from the 50's a single episode of Rick & Morty or Family Guy. they'd be so triggered lmao

frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:02 (four years ago) link

nah comedy is only edgy if it targets a certain race or ethnicity or sexual orientation

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:10 (four years ago) link

/sarcasm

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:10 (four years ago) link

ok then...Family Guy

frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:13 (four years ago) link

that twitter thread is insane

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:22 (four years ago) link

Brandon McCarthy is easily a top 10 athlete (retired or not) who tweets. TBF not much competition there.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:52 (four years ago) link

Thanks 2 Uncle Morbsy for demonstrating that the Greatest Generation still remembers how to deliver those old-timey verbal laxatives.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:55 (four years ago) link

Lol at mid-century "comedians" being edgy in any way except for racism.

The Traveling Wilkes-Barre's (PBKR), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:35 (four years ago) link

Current profanity alone would curl their toes.

The Traveling Wilkes-Barre's (PBKR), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:44 (four years ago) link

"what's a useless cumbubble?"

papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:47 (four years ago) link

when the market for cum was driven to historic, very shortterm, elevated heights by the false expectation that no nut november would meet projected participation levels.

Yerac, Friday, 17 January 2020 00:52 (four years ago) link

ok lol

papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:54 (four years ago) link

John Roberts looked uncharacteristically nervous today in the Senate.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 01:05 (four years ago) link

He's trying to calculate just how much humiliation he's willing to endure to provide cover for his friend Trump and the GOP.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 17 January 2020 01:48 (four years ago) link

Roberts is one of those fuckos dedicated to the GOP more than Trump. I can tell he loathes him because he has no reason to hide it, but he's a Reagan devotee, and this overcomes the loathing.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 01:51 (four years ago) link

wondering if he will have any sway in the impeachment trial, I wish he would but am thinking probably not

Dan S, Friday, 17 January 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link

Rehnquist only issued one ruling during the Clinton impeachment -- in the Democrats' favor! I wonder if Roberts will be so generous without wearing a Gilbert & Sullivan-inspired robe.

https://www.washingtonian.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Rehnquist-robe.jpg

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 02:04 (four years ago) link

lol

Dan S, Friday, 17 January 2020 02:06 (four years ago) link

I should point out: man, what a difference in looks and health between the Mad Men generation and Roberts'.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 02:10 (four years ago) link

Lol at mid-century "comedians" being edgy in any way except for racism

Art Carney did a nightclub impression of FDR taking a shit

I prefer funny to edgy, also go fuck your favorite aunt

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link

ok lol

papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 January 2020 04:17 (four years ago) link

i feel so lame that in my head i've configured a trump lackey cage match ladder (i dunno-- sondland, volker, pompeo, rudy, perry, barr, graham, mcconnell, jared, baron, mirelda, mara lago...) and i'm rooting for parnas so far, just on audio charisma. i don't believe believe a word, really, but i'm part of lev legion. i know upcoming facts will destroy my allegiance. lev lev lev

in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Friday, 17 January 2020 05:33 (four years ago) link

NEW SENATOR APPROVAL RANKINGS: @BernieSanders retains his spot as the country's most popular senator among his/her constituents.@SenatorCollins unseats @senatemajldr as the most unpopular.https://t.co/6aFYI9jEAW pic.twitter.com/SBbuFruIIC

— Morning Consult (@MorningConsult) January 16, 2020

๐” ๐”ž๐”ข๐”จ (caek), Friday, 17 January 2020 07:10 (four years ago) link

Lol at mid-century "comedians" being edgy in any way except for racism

Art Carney did a nightclub impression of FDR taking a shit

Wow, all the fifth graders must have been in stitches. Give him the Mark Twain prize.

I prefer funny to edgy, also go fuck your favorite aunt

It would appear not.

The Traveling Wilkes-Barre's (PBKR), Friday, 17 January 2020 11:18 (four years ago) link

see ya got(?) the joke

one in a row

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 11:37 (four years ago) link

ok "go fuck your favorite aunt" made me lol

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 January 2020 14:00 (four years ago) link

good morning!!!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link

Dershowitz? This administration's situational unawareness continues to astound me.

akm, Friday, 17 January 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link

lol itโ€™s only because trump recognized the guys name from somewhere

(โ€ขฬชโ—) (carne asada), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link


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