Lev Parnas is 42 years old holy shit
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link
Whah!?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
He must have a fantastic-looking picture in his attic
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:59 (four years ago) link
sorry fake news he is 47
still though
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 20:59 (four years ago) link
ha I was just about to fact-check
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link
it says he was born 1972. xpost He still looks like he is hitting 60 hard.
― Yerac, Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link
Igor Fruman is 15, way more fucked up imo
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
and Donald Trump is 31!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:08 (four years ago) link
He looks like a 47 year old from the 1970s or 80s.
― โฎ๏ธ (peace, man), Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link
LOL, otm. It's like every time a character declares their youthful age in an episode of Twilight Zone or something and I'm all like, yeah okay there Captain AARP.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link
there was a really good Twitter thread about this
this is nonsense but did people in the past look older when they were younger?— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) December 27, 2019
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:21 (four years ago) link
โ TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, January 16, 2020 4:08 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
he's too young to be president. we got him!
― culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link
Where's the birth certificate?
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:36 (four years ago) link
mid-20th century Americans smoked, drank, made jokes about 'sensitive' topics w/out shitting themselves
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:38 (four years ago) link
yeah we gotta make america that great again
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:40 (four years ago) link
i think they probably shitted themselves some from the drinking
― j., Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link
Didn't we discuss this phenomenon recently wrt that pic of the Mary Tyler Moore cast?
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:47 (four years ago) link
brad i got some Milton Berle joeks for ya
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:52 (four years ago) link
kids today tell jokes that would make any mid 20th century american shit themselves fuck this snowflake narrative
― marilucia, Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:00 (four years ago) link
Shecky Greene is still alive, let's test yr very dubious theory out on him
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:02 (four years ago) link
imagine showing someone from the 50's a single episode of Rick & Morty or Family Guy. they'd be so triggered lmao
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:02 (four years ago) link
nah comedy is only edgy if it targets a certain race or ethnicity or sexual orientation
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:10 (four years ago) link
/sarcasm
ok then...Family Guy
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:13 (four years ago) link
that twitter thread is insane
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:22 (four years ago) link
Brandon McCarthy is easily a top 10 athlete (retired or not) who tweets. TBF not much competition there.
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:52 (four years ago) link
Thanks 2 Uncle Morbsy for demonstrating that the Greatest Generation still remembers how to deliver those old-timey verbal laxatives.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:55 (four years ago) link
Lol at mid-century "comedians" being edgy in any way except for racism.
― The Traveling Wilkes-Barre's (PBKR), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:35 (four years ago) link
Current profanity alone would curl their toes.
― The Traveling Wilkes-Barre's (PBKR), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:44 (four years ago) link
"what's a useless cumbubble?"
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:47 (four years ago) link
when the market for cum was driven to historic, very shortterm, elevated heights by the false expectation that no nut november would meet projected participation levels.
― Yerac, Friday, 17 January 2020 00:52 (four years ago) link
ok lol
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:54 (four years ago) link
John Roberts looked uncharacteristically nervous today in the Senate.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 01:05 (four years ago) link
He's trying to calculate just how much humiliation he's willing to endure to provide cover for his friend Trump and the GOP.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 17 January 2020 01:48 (four years ago) link
Roberts is one of those fuckos dedicated to the GOP more than Trump. I can tell he loathes him because he has no reason to hide it, but he's a Reagan devotee, and this overcomes the loathing.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 01:51 (four years ago) link
wondering if he will have any sway in the impeachment trial, I wish he would but am thinking probably not
― Dan S, Friday, 17 January 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link
Rehnquist only issued one ruling during the Clinton impeachment -- in the Democrats' favor! I wonder if Roberts will be so generous without wearing a Gilbert & Sullivan-inspired robe.
https://www.washingtonian.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Rehnquist-robe.jpg
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 02:04 (four years ago) link
lol
― Dan S, Friday, 17 January 2020 02:06 (four years ago) link
I should point out: man, what a difference in looks and health between the Mad Men generation and Roberts'.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 02:10 (four years ago) link
Lol at mid-century "comedians" being edgy in any way except for racism
Art Carney did a nightclub impression of FDR taking a shit
I prefer funny to edgy, also go fuck your favorite aunt
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 January 2020 04:17 (four years ago) link
i feel so lame that in my head i've configured a trump lackey cage match ladder (i dunno-- sondland, volker, pompeo, rudy, perry, barr, graham, mcconnell, jared, baron, mirelda, mara lago...) and i'm rooting for parnas so far, just on audio charisma. i don't believe believe a word, really, but i'm part of lev legion. i know upcoming facts will destroy my allegiance. lev lev lev
― in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Friday, 17 January 2020 05:33 (four years ago) link
NEW SENATOR APPROVAL RANKINGS: @BernieSanders retains his spot as the country's most popular senator among his/her constituents.@SenatorCollins unseats @senatemajldr as the most unpopular.https://t.co/6aFYI9jEAW pic.twitter.com/SBbuFruIIC— Morning Consult (@MorningConsult) January 16, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Friday, 17 January 2020 07:10 (four years ago) link
Lol at mid-century "comedians" being edgy in any way except for racismArt Carney did a nightclub impression of FDR taking a shit
Wow, all the fifth graders must have been in stitches. Give him the Mark Twain prize.
It would appear not.
― The Traveling Wilkes-Barre's (PBKR), Friday, 17 January 2020 11:18 (four years ago) link
see ya got(?) the joke
one in a row
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 11:37 (four years ago) link
ok "go fuck your favorite aunt" made me lol
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 January 2020 14:00 (four years ago) link
good morning!!!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link
Dershowitz? This administration's situational unawareness continues to astound me.
― akm, Friday, 17 January 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link
lol itโs only because trump recognized the guys name from somewhere
― (โขฬชโ) (carne asada), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
Acting role of the day: The suburban mom in these AAN ads who has to be a disappointed constituent of every swing state Democrat. pic.twitter.com/bUB6xq5C4D— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) January 17, 2020
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link