ha I was just about to fact-check
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link
it says he was born 1972. xpost He still looks like he is hitting 60 hard.
― Yerac, Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link
Igor Fruman is 15, way more fucked up imo
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
and Donald Trump is 31!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:08 (four years ago) link
He looks like a 47 year old from the 1970s or 80s.
― โฎ๏ธ (peace, man), Thursday, 16 January 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link
LOL, otm. It's like every time a character declares their youthful age in an episode of Twilight Zone or something and I'm all like, yeah okay there Captain AARP.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link
there was a really good Twitter thread about this
this is nonsense but did people in the past look older when they were younger?— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) December 27, 2019
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:21 (four years ago) link
โ TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, January 16, 2020 4:08 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
he's too young to be president. we got him!
― culture of mayordom (voodoo chili), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link
Where's the birth certificate?
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:36 (four years ago) link
mid-20th century Americans smoked, drank, made jokes about 'sensitive' topics w/out shitting themselves
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:38 (four years ago) link
yeah we gotta make america that great again
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:40 (four years ago) link
i think they probably shitted themselves some from the drinking
― j., Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link
Didn't we discuss this phenomenon recently wrt that pic of the Mary Tyler Moore cast?
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:47 (four years ago) link
brad i got some Milton Berle joeks for ya
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 January 2020 22:52 (four years ago) link
kids today tell jokes that would make any mid 20th century american shit themselves fuck this snowflake narrative
― marilucia, Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:00 (four years ago) link
Shecky Greene is still alive, let's test yr very dubious theory out on him
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:02 (four years ago) link
imagine showing someone from the 50's a single episode of Rick & Morty or Family Guy. they'd be so triggered lmao
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:02 (four years ago) link
nah comedy is only edgy if it targets a certain race or ethnicity or sexual orientation
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:10 (four years ago) link
/sarcasm
ok then...Family Guy
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:13 (four years ago) link
that twitter thread is insane
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:22 (four years ago) link
Brandon McCarthy is easily a top 10 athlete (retired or not) who tweets. TBF not much competition there.
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:52 (four years ago) link
Thanks 2 Uncle Morbsy for demonstrating that the Greatest Generation still remembers how to deliver those old-timey verbal laxatives.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:55 (four years ago) link
Lol at mid-century "comedians" being edgy in any way except for racism.
― The Traveling Wilkes-Barre's (PBKR), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:35 (four years ago) link
Current profanity alone would curl their toes.
― The Traveling Wilkes-Barre's (PBKR), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:44 (four years ago) link
"what's a useless cumbubble?"
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:47 (four years ago) link
when the market for cum was driven to historic, very shortterm, elevated heights by the false expectation that no nut november would meet projected participation levels.
― Yerac, Friday, 17 January 2020 00:52 (four years ago) link
ok lol
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:54 (four years ago) link
John Roberts looked uncharacteristically nervous today in the Senate.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 01:05 (four years ago) link
He's trying to calculate just how much humiliation he's willing to endure to provide cover for his friend Trump and the GOP.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 17 January 2020 01:48 (four years ago) link
Roberts is one of those fuckos dedicated to the GOP more than Trump. I can tell he loathes him because he has no reason to hide it, but he's a Reagan devotee, and this overcomes the loathing.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 01:51 (four years ago) link
wondering if he will have any sway in the impeachment trial, I wish he would but am thinking probably not
― Dan S, Friday, 17 January 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link
Rehnquist only issued one ruling during the Clinton impeachment -- in the Democrats' favor! I wonder if Roberts will be so generous without wearing a Gilbert & Sullivan-inspired robe.
https://www.washingtonian.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Rehnquist-robe.jpg
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 02:04 (four years ago) link
lol
― Dan S, Friday, 17 January 2020 02:06 (four years ago) link
I should point out: man, what a difference in looks and health between the Mad Men generation and Roberts'.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 02:10 (four years ago) link
Lol at mid-century "comedians" being edgy in any way except for racism
Art Carney did a nightclub impression of FDR taking a shit
I prefer funny to edgy, also go fuck your favorite aunt
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 January 2020 04:17 (four years ago) link
i feel so lame that in my head i've configured a trump lackey cage match ladder (i dunno-- sondland, volker, pompeo, rudy, perry, barr, graham, mcconnell, jared, baron, mirelda, mara lago...) and i'm rooting for parnas so far, just on audio charisma. i don't believe believe a word, really, but i'm part of lev legion. i know upcoming facts will destroy my allegiance. lev lev lev
― in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Friday, 17 January 2020 05:33 (four years ago) link
NEW SENATOR APPROVAL RANKINGS: @BernieSanders retains his spot as the country's most popular senator among his/her constituents.@SenatorCollins unseats @senatemajldr as the most unpopular.https://t.co/6aFYI9jEAW pic.twitter.com/SBbuFruIIC— Morning Consult (@MorningConsult) January 16, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Friday, 17 January 2020 07:10 (four years ago) link
Lol at mid-century "comedians" being edgy in any way except for racismArt Carney did a nightclub impression of FDR taking a shit
Wow, all the fifth graders must have been in stitches. Give him the Mark Twain prize.
It would appear not.
― The Traveling Wilkes-Barre's (PBKR), Friday, 17 January 2020 11:18 (four years ago) link
see ya got(?) the joke
one in a row
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 11:37 (four years ago) link
ok "go fuck your favorite aunt" made me lol
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 January 2020 14:00 (four years ago) link
good morning!!!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link
Dershowitz? This administration's situational unawareness continues to astound me.
― akm, Friday, 17 January 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link
lol itโs only because trump recognized the guys name from somewhere
― (โขฬชโ) (carne asada), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
Acting role of the day: The suburban mom in these AAN ads who has to be a disappointed constituent of every swing state Democrat. pic.twitter.com/bUB6xq5C4D— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) January 17, 2020
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link
Can someone please hip me to what dimension of chess this represents, please
They are rigging the election again against Bernie Sanders, just like last time, only even more obviously. They are bringing him out of so important Iowa in order that, as a Senator, he sit through the Impeachment Hoax Trial. Crazy Nancy thereby gives the strong edge to Sleepy...— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 17, 2020
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link
Ken Starr also on the team?
― (โขฬชโ) (carne asada), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link
alan dershowitz and kenneth starr - so weird that he would end up picking famous lawyers who we've all seen on tv!!
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!๐ (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link
Saul Goodman not available
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link