nah comedy is only edgy if it targets a certain race or ethnicity or sexual orientation
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:10 (four years ago) link
/sarcasm
ok then...Family Guy
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:13 (four years ago) link
that twitter thread is insane
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:22 (four years ago) link
Brandon McCarthy is easily a top 10 athlete (retired or not) who tweets. TBF not much competition there.
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:52 (four years ago) link
Thanks 2 Uncle Morbsy for demonstrating that the Greatest Generation still remembers how to deliver those old-timey verbal laxatives.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Thursday, 16 January 2020 23:55 (four years ago) link
Lol at mid-century "comedians" being edgy in any way except for racism.
― The Traveling Wilkes-Barre's (PBKR), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:35 (four years ago) link
Current profanity alone would curl their toes.
― The Traveling Wilkes-Barre's (PBKR), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:44 (four years ago) link
"what's a useless cumbubble?"
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:47 (four years ago) link
when the market for cum was driven to historic, very shortterm, elevated heights by the false expectation that no nut november would meet projected participation levels.
― Yerac, Friday, 17 January 2020 00:52 (four years ago) link
ok lol
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 January 2020 00:54 (four years ago) link
John Roberts looked uncharacteristically nervous today in the Senate.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 01:05 (four years ago) link
He's trying to calculate just how much humiliation he's willing to endure to provide cover for his friend Trump and the GOP.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 17 January 2020 01:48 (four years ago) link
Roberts is one of those fuckos dedicated to the GOP more than Trump. I can tell he loathes him because he has no reason to hide it, but he's a Reagan devotee, and this overcomes the loathing.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 01:51 (four years ago) link
wondering if he will have any sway in the impeachment trial, I wish he would but am thinking probably not
― Dan S, Friday, 17 January 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link
Rehnquist only issued one ruling during the Clinton impeachment -- in the Democrats' favor! I wonder if Roberts will be so generous without wearing a Gilbert & Sullivan-inspired robe.
https://www.washingtonian.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/Rehnquist-robe.jpg
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 02:04 (four years ago) link
lol
― Dan S, Friday, 17 January 2020 02:06 (four years ago) link
I should point out: man, what a difference in looks and health between the Mad Men generation and Roberts'.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 02:10 (four years ago) link
Lol at mid-century "comedians" being edgy in any way except for racism
Art Carney did a nightclub impression of FDR taking a shit
I prefer funny to edgy, also go fuck your favorite aunt
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 January 2020 04:17 (four years ago) link
i feel so lame that in my head i've configured a trump lackey cage match ladder (i dunno-- sondland, volker, pompeo, rudy, perry, barr, graham, mcconnell, jared, baron, mirelda, mara lago...) and i'm rooting for parnas so far, just on audio charisma. i don't believe believe a word, really, but i'm part of lev legion. i know upcoming facts will destroy my allegiance. lev lev lev
― in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Friday, 17 January 2020 05:33 (four years ago) link
NEW SENATOR APPROVAL RANKINGS: @BernieSanders retains his spot as the country's most popular senator among his/her constituents.@SenatorCollins unseats @senatemajldr as the most unpopular.https://t.co/6aFYI9jEAW pic.twitter.com/SBbuFruIIC— Morning Consult (@MorningConsult) January 16, 2020
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 17 January 2020 07:10 (four years ago) link
Lol at mid-century "comedians" being edgy in any way except for racismArt Carney did a nightclub impression of FDR taking a shit
Wow, all the fifth graders must have been in stitches. Give him the Mark Twain prize.
It would appear not.
― The Traveling Wilkes-Barre's (PBKR), Friday, 17 January 2020 11:18 (four years ago) link
see ya got(?) the joke
one in a row
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 11:37 (four years ago) link
ok "go fuck your favorite aunt" made me lol
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 January 2020 14:00 (four years ago) link
good morning!!!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link
Dershowitz? This administration's situational unawareness continues to astound me.
― akm, Friday, 17 January 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link
lol itβs only because trump recognized the guys name from somewhere
― (β’Μͺβ) (carne asada), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
Acting role of the day: The suburban mom in these AAN ads who has to be a disappointed constituent of every swing state Democrat. pic.twitter.com/bUB6xq5C4D— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) January 17, 2020
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link
Can someone please hip me to what dimension of chess this represents, please
They are rigging the election again against Bernie Sanders, just like last time, only even more obviously. They are bringing him out of so important Iowa in order that, as a Senator, he sit through the Impeachment Hoax Trial. Crazy Nancy thereby gives the strong edge to Sleepy...— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 17, 2020
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link
Ken Starr also on the team?
― (β’Μͺβ) (carne asada), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link
alan dershowitz and kenneth starr - so weird that he would end up picking famous lawyers who we've all seen on tv!!
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!π (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link
Saul Goodman not available
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link
xp to OLpretty basic setting your enemies against each other, no?
― rob, Friday, 17 January 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link
Definitely why he picked them! Truly the most transparent of administrations xxp
― (β’Μͺβ) (carne asada), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link
GOP is more of a Matlock demographic tbf.
― Sam Weller, Friday, 17 January 2020 15:58 (four years ago) link
though if we want to do the usual armchair psychoanalyzing, it makes sense to me that Sanders would appeal to trump on an instinctual interpersonal level compared to Warren and Biden
― rob, Friday, 17 January 2020 15:58 (four years ago) link
He tried to draw parallels between himself and Bernie back in '16 too.
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link
The Sanders campaign, while being in service of a much more competent human being in practically every way imaginable, is also working the cult of personality angle so the affinity is unsurprising to me.
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link
We gotta get Andy Griffith
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link
i heard it's not about bernie sanders, it's about us
https://i.imgur.com/RmJZ5K7.jpg
#NotMeUs
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!π (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link
also working the cult of personality angle
might also be said of the last elected Democratic president, and most of his predecessors with the obvious exceptions like Poppy Bush
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link
good news everyone, we caught the trump team in an irreconcilable contradiction! we got him! we got him!!!!
Congress tried to impeach both Nixon and Clinton for abuse of power and obstruction of Congress. Itβs very hard for Dershowitz to argue that neither one is an impeachable offense. https://t.co/LX2g27LgBI— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) January 17, 2020
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!π (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link
Team Grifter also thinks he'd have the easiest time beating Bern; be careful what you wish for xp
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:40 (four years ago) link
yeah, and?
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:40 (four years ago) link
yeah and he turned out to be a personality for sure
thats all im giving
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:53 (four years ago) link
(all Frauds in Chief depend on at least having a perceived good-nuff personality; hence Dukakis and Kerry...)
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link
ah the "it's just low crimes and demeanors" defense
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:59 (four years ago) link
Saul Goodman not availableβ Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes)
Or Jackie Chiles, or Whiplash Willie from The Fortune Cookie.
― clemenza, Friday, 17 January 2020 17:40 (four years ago) link
'a very stable genius'
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/youre-a-bunch-of-dopes-and-babies-inside-trumps-stunning-tirade-against-generals/2020/01/16/d6dbb8a6-387e-11ea-bb7b-265f4554af6d_story.html
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 January 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link