Lol at mid-century "comedians" being edgy in any way except for racism
Art Carney did a nightclub impression of FDR taking a shit
I prefer funny to edgy, also go fuck your favorite aunt
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link
ok lol
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 January 2020 04:17 (four years ago) link
i feel so lame that in my head i've configured a trump lackey cage match ladder (i dunno-- sondland, volker, pompeo, rudy, perry, barr, graham, mcconnell, jared, baron, mirelda, mara lago...) and i'm rooting for parnas so far, just on audio charisma. i don't believe believe a word, really, but i'm part of lev legion. i know upcoming facts will destroy my allegiance. lev lev lev
― in a mellow, balmy way (Hunt3r), Friday, 17 January 2020 05:33 (four years ago) link
NEW SENATOR APPROVAL RANKINGS: @BernieSanders retains his spot as the country's most popular senator among his/her constituents.@SenatorCollins unseats @senatemajldr as the most unpopular.https://t.co/6aFYI9jEAW pic.twitter.com/SBbuFruIIC— Morning Consult (@MorningConsult) January 16, 2020
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 17 January 2020 07:10 (four years ago) link
Lol at mid-century "comedians" being edgy in any way except for racismArt Carney did a nightclub impression of FDR taking a shit
Wow, all the fifth graders must have been in stitches. Give him the Mark Twain prize.
It would appear not.
― The Traveling Wilkes-Barre's (PBKR), Friday, 17 January 2020 11:18 (four years ago) link
see ya got(?) the joke
one in a row
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 11:37 (four years ago) link
ok "go fuck your favorite aunt" made me lol
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 17 January 2020 14:00 (four years ago) link
good morning!!!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link
Dershowitz? This administration's situational unawareness continues to astound me.
― akm, Friday, 17 January 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link
lol it’s only because trump recognized the guys name from somewhere
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
Acting role of the day: The suburban mom in these AAN ads who has to be a disappointed constituent of every swing state Democrat. pic.twitter.com/bUB6xq5C4D— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) January 17, 2020
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link
Can someone please hip me to what dimension of chess this represents, please
They are rigging the election again against Bernie Sanders, just like last time, only even more obviously. They are bringing him out of so important Iowa in order that, as a Senator, he sit through the Impeachment Hoax Trial. Crazy Nancy thereby gives the strong edge to Sleepy...— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 17, 2020
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link
Ken Starr also on the team?
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link
alan dershowitz and kenneth starr - so weird that he would end up picking famous lawyers who we've all seen on tv!!
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link
Saul Goodman not available
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link
xp to OLpretty basic setting your enemies against each other, no?
― rob, Friday, 17 January 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link
Definitely why he picked them! Truly the most transparent of administrations xxp
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 17 January 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link
GOP is more of a Matlock demographic tbf.
― Sam Weller, Friday, 17 January 2020 15:58 (four years ago) link
though if we want to do the usual armchair psychoanalyzing, it makes sense to me that Sanders would appeal to trump on an instinctual interpersonal level compared to Warren and Biden
― rob, Friday, 17 January 2020 15:58 (four years ago) link
He tried to draw parallels between himself and Bernie back in '16 too.
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link
The Sanders campaign, while being in service of a much more competent human being in practically every way imaginable, is also working the cult of personality angle so the affinity is unsurprising to me.
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link
We gotta get Andy Griffith
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link
i heard it's not about bernie sanders, it's about us
https://i.imgur.com/RmJZ5K7.jpg
#NotMeUs
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link
also working the cult of personality angle
might also be said of the last elected Democratic president, and most of his predecessors with the obvious exceptions like Poppy Bush
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link
good news everyone, we caught the trump team in an irreconcilable contradiction! we got him! we got him!!!!
Congress tried to impeach both Nixon and Clinton for abuse of power and obstruction of Congress. It’s very hard for Dershowitz to argue that neither one is an impeachable offense. https://t.co/LX2g27LgBI— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) January 17, 2020
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:39 (four years ago) link
Team Grifter also thinks he'd have the easiest time beating Bern; be careful what you wish for xp
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:40 (four years ago) link
yeah, and?
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:40 (four years ago) link
yeah and he turned out to be a personality for sure
thats all im giving
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:53 (four years ago) link
(all Frauds in Chief depend on at least having a perceived good-nuff personality; hence Dukakis and Kerry...)
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link
ah the "it's just low crimes and demeanors" defense
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 17 January 2020 16:59 (four years ago) link
Saul Goodman not available― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes)
Or Jackie Chiles, or Whiplash Willie from The Fortune Cookie.
― clemenza, Friday, 17 January 2020 17:40 (four years ago) link
'a very stable genius'
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/youre-a-bunch-of-dopes-and-babies-inside-trumps-stunning-tirade-against-generals/2020/01/16/d6dbb8a6-387e-11ea-bb7b-265f4554af6d_story.html
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 January 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link
my military vet friends on fb are not happy about what that article is reporting
― juntos pedemos (Euler), Friday, 17 January 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link
I remain eternally mystified by the fact that no one has ever beaten this man into a coma.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 January 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link
supposedly he also didn't know what pearl harbor was
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 January 2020 17:57 (four years ago) link
“You would totally go bankrupt if you had to run your own business.”
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 17 January 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link
Trump appears to be aware of some of the history, tweeting in 2016: "Does President Obama ever discuss the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor while he's in Japan? Thousands of American lives lost."
Does Shinzō Abe ever discuss the atomic bomb attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki while he's in the U.S.?
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 January 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link
sorry, i just What Abouted a trump tweet from 2016
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 January 2020 18:12 (four years ago) link
He literally cannot imagine anyone functioning any differently that he did in a given situation.
'You would totally shit your pants four times a day if you had to be president.'
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 January 2020 18:12 (four years ago) link
Trump unleashed his disdain, calling Afghanistan a “loser war.”
You know...
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link
Tillerson said... “That’s not why they put on a uniform and go out and die . . . They do it to protect our freedom.”
bullshit
most of them do it to get the fuck out of their hometown or bcz there are no jobs
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link
benefits package
― Yerac, Friday, 17 January 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link
otm
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 January 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link
reddit is kinda funny sometimes:
https://www.reddit.com/r/idontknowhim/
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 17 January 2020 18:58 (four years ago) link
LOL
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 January 2020 19:21 (four years ago) link
martha mcsally
In a Capitol Hill hallway yesterday, CNN’s Manu Raju asked appointed Sen. Martha McSally (R-Ariz.) if she’d consider examining fresh evidence as part of Donald Trump’s impeachment trial. As you’ve probably heard, the Arizona Republican did not handle the question well.“You’re a liberal hack,” McSally told a respected congressional journalist. “I’m not talking to you. You’re a liberal hack.”Republican politics being what it is in the Trump era, McSally’s office registered the domain name LiberalHack.com almost immediately after the incident. Soon after, the GOP senator asked donors to reward her outburst with campaign contributions. Last night, the Arizonan celebrated the incident on Fox News, as “You’re a liberal hack, buddy” t-shirts went on sale online.
“You’re a liberal hack,” McSally told a respected congressional journalist. “I’m not talking to you. You’re a liberal hack.”
Republican politics being what it is in the Trump era, McSally’s office registered the domain name LiberalHack.com almost immediately after the incident. Soon after, the GOP senator asked donors to reward her outburst with campaign contributions. Last night, the Arizonan celebrated the incident on Fox News, as “You’re a liberal hack, buddy” t-shirts went on sale online.
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/how-mcsally-others-gop-respond-fresh-evidence-against-trump
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 January 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link
just rolls off the tongue
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 January 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
Man, if only I had the presence of mind to capitalize on every one of my pissbaby conniptions.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 January 2020 20:08 (four years ago) link
She's so close to getting it
Meghan McCain: McSally ‘Didn’t Earn’ the Senate Seat She Inherited From My Dad. https://t.co/NraM5QIANo— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) January 17, 2020
― Pete Swine Cave (Eliza D.), Friday, 17 January 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link
Is she, though?
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 17 January 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link