Things you were shockingly old when you learned

Black Sabbath wrote a song about the dangers

"N.I.B." stands for "not in butt"

Yerac...

cold dishwater
frozen bananas
cold hot sauce!

something is going on here

don't forget drinking only ice coffee.

oh god. I had hiyashi ramen for dinner and realize I prefer all asian noodles cold too. But I do take scalding hot showers. I should probably wash dishes in there.

lmao

irl giggle

That you can tell whether an egg is good or bad by putting it in cold water. If it sinks it's good, if it floats it's bad.

you can also tell a bad egg by putting it on a scale, if it weighs the same as a duck it’s probably made out of wood

when was the last time an egg you broke open was bad?

I once heard someone on the radio saying that they'd you can use eggs well past their sell by date and one of his aunties during ww2 .. blah blah.. This immediately debunked by an eggspurt who pointed out that the water test works because the contents of rotten eggs start turning into gas!

There's just no eggs juice when it comes to that.

Everyone should experience a stretch of time working in a kitchen, washing dishes. Even if you're currently ensconced in some tenured academic position, I would urge you to take a brief sabbatical (3-6 months) to go work in a kitchen, washing dishes. You will learn a lot about the world, and also yourself. And also about the particulars of water temperature as it relates to the proper cleansing of flatware.

I worked three dishwashing jobs for a combined 2.5 years or so and tbh everything useful or interesting it taught me (hot water good for cleaning, smoking is the only legit way to take a break in food service, the proper way to cut various veggies, boss makes a dollar I make a dime) could have been gleaned in less demoralizing ways ways. Also one of them had a slanted-floored dish pit that resulted in a 5-6 year period of me limping pretty bad if I stood in one place too long.

I used to eat century eggs all the time when in China, then one day something in my body said "this is ammonia and therefore poison" and since then can't eat them without retching, it's kind of a shame I guess.

I think OL was essaying a bit of sarcasm in that post, Simon

I am in awe of your service time tbh

I just realized last week that the famous romance author is not a man called Daniel Steel, but a woman called Danielle Steel

Washing hands in cold water just as good as hot!


https://www.bbc.com/news/health-40118539

https://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/13/health/13real.html

no way! warm water is far more effective at removing dirt, that is pure dept of coldness propaganda.

Hands aren’t frypans iirc

do you fry dirt?

(replying to Alba)

sorry sic!

https://www.kuali.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/Deep-fried-Century-Eggs-in-Fish-Paste.jpg

deep fried century eggs in fish paste ftr. I'd never heard of century eggs till now, what a fucking grotesque idea!

Hands aren’t frypans iirc

I would eat the crispy green death egg.

They’re good!

R.I.P. dayo

i was shockingly old when i discovered that hundred-year-old eggs -- which i read abt as a kid in a fanciful passage abt what the chinese liked to eat and assumed were made up -- are:
(a) real
(b) for sale in chinatown as "century eggs"
(c) sometimes known as "thousand year old eggs" lol
(4) in fact rarely more than a few weeks old
(5) visually spookily gorgeous sometimes
(6) best eaten with care (a friend seriously burnt his mouth eating too large a mouthful)

did they ever used to be actually 100 years old? I'd imagine it's just some chemical process they use to copy the effects of an egg rotting.

it's to stop it rotting!

these ones are 66 million years old:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIUI4DikYMg

I'm quite suspicious enough with eggs at times, some days if I see a little speck in them I'll finish frying it and give it to the dog. But saying that I love them as well. The old balls of corruption as food is a funny old business.

My contribution was intended as a tangential revelation; something I was shockingly old (46) when I learned.

there's still the fact that soap works better with warm water than cold. but mostly it's far more pleasant to wash your hands in 20 degrees than in 4 degrees, if one has the option

Where did you get "the old balls of corruption", calzino?? I've been thinking about the phrase for hours. Reminds me of the organs of increase.

Occurred to me in a dream, woke up and confirmed, sure enough: turns out Times Square is, in fact, named for the NY Times.

pretty pedestrian as far as 'truths revealed through dreams' goes tbh, but still news to me

I was shockingly old when I learned the liquid in the Bombay Sapphire bottle is *not* blue.

XXxp week late reply to alba

My partner's late mother had a brother who ran a butchers in Dewsbury in the 50s. Apparently he used "balls of corruption" for eggs which might be partly the reason his business was an unsuccessful one. He also used to give credit to bad customers who had no intention of paying up!

Like how BG described a dream about Times Square as "pretty pedestrian."

yeah, that was good

He also used to give credit to bad customers who had no intention of paying up!

This is also the story of Ginger and Pickles by Beatrix Potter. Financially it does not end well: ""This is the last straw," said Pickles, "let us close the shop." They put up the shutters, and left. But they have not removed from the neighbourhood. In fact some people wish they had gone further."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_Ginger_and_Pickles#/media/File:The_Tale_of_Ginger_and_Pickles_first_edition_cover.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_Ginger_and_Pickles#/media/File:The_Tale_of_Ginger_and_Pickles_first_edition_cover.jpg

>:(

https://www.gutenberg.org/files/14877/14877-h/images/ginger_fig13.jpg

My revelation with Bombay Sapphire was that it was only created in the 1980s. I tend to assume all English gins are about 200 years old, plus Queen Victoria on the label is v misleading

My partner's late mother had a brother who ran a butchers in Dewsbury in the 50s. Apparently he used "balls of corruption" for eggs which might be partly the reason his business was an unsuccessful one. He also used to give credit to bad customers who had no intention of paying up!

This is a good update, thank you.

I see that in the balls of corruption sphere there is little else but this Play for Today from 1982 titled Eve Set the Balls of Corruption Rolling

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779528/

Synopsis: Six former Catholic-educated old friends reunite for the first time in twelve years and swap tales of sexual misadventure.

Down a rabbit hole now:

https://www.theglasgowstory.com/image/?inum=TGSS00031

Found out tonight that the original version of I Only Have Eyes For You had a Busby Berkeley routine attached.

Sung by Dick Powell back when he was a "juvenile leading man".