oh hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
― surm, Monday, 27 January 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link
i have met a couple of new people online and they're cute, i'm excited to meet them this week or so, i need to like go to the gym
― surm, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link
one guy is excited to teach me how to top . . . . . . . . . . . .
― surm, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:14 (four years ago) link
what online service you use most these days, surm?
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:15 (four years ago) link
I've been away from the gym for, now, months. I am a parody of a partnered gay man.
― I Heard You Ain't HOOS's (Eric H.), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:27 (four years ago) link
you know, it's usually grindr for me. i find that bc i'm scruffy the opposites attract thing usually works on grindr. on scruff i'm just just one man in a see of scruffy men.
― surm, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 16:52 (four years ago) link
Last weekend, my bf came home around midnight and said he was hungryI just plopped together fresh homemade pasta and a tuna-tomato sauce with an arugula salad in 25 minutesHe got emotional and said,"Remember when you said 'it's weird that you fell in love with me without having tasted my cooking yet' well I get what you mean now"
― Montegays and Capulez (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link
omgthat's so sweet my ex used to do that for me, midnight pasta always amazed me and made my heart sing <3
― surm, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 18:36 (four years ago) link
so liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike i'm going to the gym tonight you know to lift a few weights, but i've decided that i can't be the type of person who does cardio at the gym. like i would feel ridiculous. i'll just keep playing tennis against the wall.
― surm, Thursday, 30 January 2020 19:34 (four years ago) link
The overheard conversations at MoMA before the Fred Halsted arty '70s p0rn films were quite something...
"Hi, Daddy."
"I was hooking up on gay.com when I was 15, but those guys, including the local cop, knew what they were doing..."
"He's hot for a 22-year-old dom."
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 January 2020 19:06 (four years ago) link
Eric, i've been away from the gym since 1985 and never looked back.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 January 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link
there is a guy at every gym who is petite but jacked, around 50, wears bootie shorts and an american eagle/abercrombie shirt, trails a cloud of noxious cologne, who is always trying to make eye contact with me. sorry but i don't care that you exist and please go away because i literally cannot breathe when you're within twenty feet of me
― ingredience (map), Friday, 31 January 2020 19:36 (four years ago) link
people at the gym who are aggressively not minding their own business make me want to kill or be killed. so i'm just going to share my bitchy psa here with absolutely no particular person in mind: please focus on your workout and don't spray yourself with cologne, thank u.
― ingredience (map), Friday, 31 January 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link
ok so i had a new idea
― surm, Friday, 31 January 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link
i'm going to start using the ROWING MACHINE at the gym
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also i would like to tell you that my topping lesson last night went real badat least i was able to have a chuckle with the guy after but likei don't think i'm into penetration anymore, it's just not my thing
― surm, Friday, 31 January 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link
i mean there is some similarity between topping and using the rowing machine so maybe you still have hope ;)
― ingredience (map), Friday, 31 January 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link
LOL
― surm, Friday, 31 January 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link
i don't think i'm into penetration anymore, it's just not my thing
stop b4 you turn into me
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 31 January 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link
lol i think we have more in common than you may realizewhat's on tap for the weekend y'all
― surm, Friday, 31 January 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link
the remastered version of the queen - as in mother flawless superior, not the british lady - is on netflixhttps://www.netflix.com/title/81220949
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 February 2020 18:46 (four years ago) link
What are our thoughts on Queen Latifah?
― surm, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link
I made penne-and-cheese at 1am from scratch last night because bf was like "I am craving Kraft dinner".
I made penne from scratch and threw a clomp of grana padano in a saucepan with some butter and cheese, and sliced the rind up finely and let it gooeify the proceedings. The whole affair took 20 minutes.
He was very moved by the fact that I was able to do this for him, just produce the food he wanted with a snap of his fingers.
Today: the fragrancy of the flatulent effects of late-night dairy consumption.
― Andrew Lloyd Webbersplainer (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:09 (four years ago) link
the recipe you describe (minus the rind) is one of my fav things to eat in the world
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link
the fragrancy of the flatulent effects of late-night dairy consumption.
best thing on earth
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link
i ORDERED penna a la vodka last night at 1am! great minds!
― surm, Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:24 (four years ago) link
excellent in Set It Off
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link
I probably should see Last Holiday.
― πΆββοΈπ¨ (Eric H.), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:35 (four years ago) link
The ALEC GUINNESS version? (also queer)
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:45 (four years ago) link
the flatulent effects of late-night dairy consumption
my new screenname in a nutshell
― πΆββοΈπ¨ (Eric H.), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link
did i tell u guys that i noticed a new line on my body? yes. during my bimonthly physical evaluation of myself in my 80" tall mirror, i noticed something. at first i thought it was fat and I was looking pudgy, but then i looked closer and it was A LINE. like A MUSCLE. i was shocked. it seems to be a pectoral muscle, and it's barely visible to the naked eye, but it's there. this is shaking my world.
― surm, Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:53 (four years ago) link
put some pesto on it!!
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:54 (four years ago) link
honey, i said pectoral muscle, not pestoral muscle
― surm, Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:55 (four years ago) link
i need a pecture of yr pectoral
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 February 2020 21:56 (four years ago) link
oh noi am definitely not a picture pec what a beautiful day of rain here in NY today
― surm, Friday, 7 February 2020 15:29 (four years ago) link
Met a dude last night after I blasted a karaoke crowd into submission with my cover of Blondie's "Atomic." The hair in the back was rather long for my taste, but we chatted at the bar, bought each other beers, and tongued quietly.
Overheard: Girl to boyfriend: "They're having more fun than we are."
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 February 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link
:) i just discovered the Blondie Autoamerican album on my own and i'm really into it
did you make out at the bar? i always wonder if people are judging me when i do that. i wouldn't judge you. been there plenty and it does sound fun :P
― surm, Friday, 7 February 2020 22:11 (four years ago) link
A gin and tonic and two beers and I'm ready to make out gladly with Elizabeth Warren.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 February 2020 22:11 (four years ago) link
lol. i just found out that apparently red lighting makes you look really good, which is probably why i always wind up in somebody's arms at the local bar.
― surm, Friday, 7 February 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link
three-drink slut eh
i'll keep red light in mind if i make it to Nowhere tnite
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 February 2020 22:37 (four years ago) link
i am talking to this guy online who likes to be "obedient" you know, i really can get into this thing of like ordering people around and being really mean lol it's not really in line with my brand but i find it super fun in the BR
― surm, Monday, 10 February 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link
Send him down to scrub my stall.
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 February 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link
lol. i also...like to smack people sometimes and get really rough with them! who knew! i mean, OBV if that's what they want.
― surm, Monday, 10 February 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link
have we already talked about what are our thoughts on w/s in here
― surm, Monday, 10 February 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link
we dont use I Love TMI anymore, eh?
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 February 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link
omg sorry lol
― surm, Monday, 10 February 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link
i don't really care, but it depends what ppl think of their employers' monitoring
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 February 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link
totally. :P eek! my lifestyle is too much for people to handle!
― surm, Monday, 10 February 2020 21:43 (four years ago) link
I bet not!
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 February 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link
Morbzy are you seeing anything at BAM this season?
― surm, Monday, 10 February 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link