Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

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really don't understand how this winter break is supposed to work

Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 February 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link

I'd be more bummed with lack of footie this weekend but Orlando City's MLS preseason begins today.

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 February 2020 17:57 (four years ago) link

we could do with the rest tbh but there's 4 games this weekend and i'm not sure why some and not others

Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 February 2020 18:00 (four years ago) link

yeah i was confused about that too.

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Saturday, 8 February 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link

everyone kinda gets a week off overall

nxd, Saturday, 8 February 2020 18:23 (four years ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/football/audio/2020/feb/10/sheffield-united-seven-goal-thrillers-scheduled-tweets-football-weekly

"everybody in europe is talking about sheffield united." not my words, the words of the guardian.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link

:D

Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link

Chelsea are tapping up Ajax' Hakim Ziyech for about 35m this summer. Would've wished a better club for him tbf.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 13:55 (four years ago) link

at that price therell be a ten club bidding war surely

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 13:58 (four years ago) link

Every club in the EPL could buy him at that price.

High profile Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 14:02 (four years ago) link

That's otm, D. He's an interesting case, in that he's highly selective about where he wants to go next. He dismissed Sevilla and Roma, and I think he can do better than that. Chelsea could really use a Ziyech I suppose.

The price is partly down to him having stayed longer at Ajax than what was initially intended, to help them out. This is Ajax' thank you. I do hope the bidding war still ensues, but they've accepted Chelsea's offer.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link

yeah tom, but i was factoring in his own prefs

is he ready for a barca/real lbi, or will he have looked (nult) at the last few departures who went direct and reconsidered

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 14:13 (four years ago) link

Tbf I don't know who's ready for barca/real in this day and age. They've become sinkholes for the crown princes it seems (though Frenkie is doing alright but he's exceptional). I do think he'd fit in w/ a lot of clubs: City, Spurs, Liverpool, Bayern (not all of those need him though). He would will have listened to what Chelsea have in store for him. Of all clubs they probably need him the most.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 14:47 (four years ago) link

I have no idea why Utd haven't made a play for Ziyech

Seems like a no brainer to me

Number None, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

maybe ye are sufficiently stocked with brainless players!

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:35 (four years ago) link

I guess we'd prefer to pay four times the price for Sancho anyway

Number None, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link

City banned from Champions’ League for two seasons.

ShariVari, Friday, 14 February 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link

cunt on the radio says "I'm sure people would respect Nuno if he decided he wanted to progress his career at Man Utd" - speak for yourself, son

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 February 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link

Xp I'm sure they'll get back in on appeal but fuck me this is amazing/hilarious

or something, Friday, 14 February 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link

Is this the first time it's happened to a club? Would be very surprised if PSG, Barca or Real haven't had plenty of dodgy shit going on in the past

groovypanda, Friday, 14 February 2020 20:40 (four years ago) link

Fuck VAR

groovypanda, Friday, 14 February 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link

Jesus fuck that was not offside

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 February 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link

Wolves have really been fucked over by VAR this season

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Friday, 14 February 2020 20:59 (four years ago) link

seems like city's ban means that the 5th place team will take the last qualifying spot for the champion's league (lol sheffield united at the time of writing). is that correct?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 February 2020 21:15 (four years ago) link

lol Chris Wilder, from turning up at Brighouse Town games on scouting missions for Halifax Town to the Bernabéu - that would be a hell of a trip.

calzino, Friday, 14 February 2020 21:18 (four years ago) link

if we draw another match due to a VAR disallow i'm going to lose it.

now that Choudhury is sent off, score a fuckin' goal

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 February 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link

Sorry I was away, Valentine's day fuck for var

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 February 2020 21:37 (four years ago) link

Traore gets practically sat on and is whistled for the foul. it's been that kinda day.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 February 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link

Jesus it's so much more nerve rattling on the radio

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 February 2020 21:54 (four years ago) link

Haven't seen it but sounds like those cunts in the AV room have cheated us again

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 February 2020 21:55 (four years ago) link

Wolves v Leicester ... VAR strikes again..... FOOTBALL’S SHIT NOW! pic.twitter.com/qFmooYMoQX

— Danny Clark (@PaxtonDan515) February 14, 2020

groovypanda, Friday, 14 February 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link

I mean they have to change that rule

imago, Friday, 14 February 2020 22:46 (four years ago) link

https://imgur.com/gallery/PpV0evc

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 February 2020 23:23 (four years ago) link

it's not rocket science either. you just say that unless it's clear & obvious, the onfield decision stands xp

groovypanda, Saturday, 15 February 2020 07:25 (four years ago) link

yeah what does clear and obvious mean

in twelve parts (lamonti), Sunday, 16 February 2020 11:25 (four years ago) link

something like "takes less than 5 minutes endlessly rewatching frame by frame video footage with your eyes screwed up"

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 February 2020 11:26 (four years ago) link

works pretty well in rugby xp

yeah, if you have to spend 5 minutes drawing lines to work out if someone's toenail is offside then it's not.

groovypanda, Sunday, 16 February 2020 11:40 (four years ago) link

Meanwhile in Scotland, Rangers fans, in their droves, are demanding that VAR be introduced to the Scottish game. If VAR was there they wouldn't be shite and Gerrard would be a good manager, apparently.

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Sunday, 16 February 2020 12:16 (four years ago) link

Surely the fact that Rangers fans are behind something is proof it's shit.

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 February 2020 12:52 (four years ago) link

hit on son was imo the kind of physical tackle that prob out to be under a microscope a bit more but i realise im in a minority here

aurier already making decisions, thats a tactical failure

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 February 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link

The clown car keeps rolling.

ShariVari, Sunday, 16 February 2020 14:09 (four years ago) link

Aurier should have 2 yellows already

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Sunday, 16 February 2020 14:10 (four years ago) link

Tidy finish

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 February 2020 14:11 (four years ago) link

yeah look aurier actually gets the attention he deserves

some ppl thought we missed hugo lloris tho, so id rather point out that he has been fucking shit for two years

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 February 2020 14:11 (four years ago) link

Ref's...a cunt?

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 February 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link

This is desperate.

ShariVari, Sunday, 16 February 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link

toby 4 striker

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 February 2020 14:27 (four years ago) link


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